Trump did the physically impossible !

[left-of-center2012]

Story on my local news KRQE-TV:

"Trump is on his way home from his Asian trip.

Enroute home, Trump told the press traveling with him that he had been warned that
the Asian trip would be physically impossible, that no other President had attempted such a trip,
but that he (Trump) had just done the physically impossible trip."

[Leith]

1. I Have a Few Suggestions

of some more physically impossible things he can do.

[lame54]

2. Laugh?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Probably something that requires a flexible spine.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Bannon can do it.

So can Marilyn Manson.

[emulatorloo]

27. Bannon's gut is too big. Manson could probably manage it though

[Adrahil]

22. I was going to say he completed the entire trip with his head up his ass. NT

[Leith]

9. I Shudder to Imagine What Would Make shitgibbon Laugh

I'd rather not think about it. It would involve harming the innocent and defenseless.

[doc03]

11. He can obviously kiss his own ass nt

[smirkymonkey]

5. Well, he managed to get his head so far up Putin's ass that he can see out his mouth.

I would say that counts as pretty impressive on the list of physically impossible feats.

[Squinch]

6. Oh, god, he's so disgusting. I can't think of anyone I have ever hated more.

[HipChick]

7. Long haul flights can affect the

Old folks, 1-3 days out after the trip..

[Corvo Bianco]

8. Thank god we elected the strongest man in the world

It would be a shame if the US president didn't have the stamina to enjoy a Duterte rubdown every now and then.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Hell, I've spent more than two weeks in Asia.

Got up the next day and went to work, after getting to O'Hare at 10 p.m.

PFFFFTTTTT!

[onethatcares]

12. yes, but have you

ever had a Philipino dictator serenade you and lie awake at night dreaming of the possibilities?

the orangecrush topped even you.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. No, I haven't.

To be honest, having that experience is not on my bucket list. May I join you in

[ProfessorGAC]

15. It's Gonna Get Messy Around Here!

Hope you 2 are happy!!!

[onethatcares]

18. well, not

happy but I'm trying to forget the unhappy part as I type this. I wish there was a "crying in my beer" emoji.

[Old Vet]

20. You go girl..................

[spanone]

14. Don, you are a god. us mere men bow to your incredible, fantastic never before seen manliness.

oh, and P.S.

[CatMor]

16. What a ridiculous statement......

he flew from place to place on Air Force One with every creature comfort known, was driven right to the door everywhere, was waited on with fine food and sat on his fat behind in meetings. I hardly think thats very grueling. He is such a delusional blowhard.

[ProfessorGAC]

17. And None Of Them Simply Said...

..."um, we did the same trip"
What a dumbass!

[C_U_L8R]

19. Who knew that pigs could fly?

That's so bigly.

[gratuitous]

21. And there it is, Trump's newest verse of "How Great I Art"

I'd give a pool reporter a shiny quarter to say, "Oh, do shut up." Just once. The quarter is very shiny.

[KentuckyWoman]

31. Heck I'd throw in 2 more quarters.

and call it money well spent.

[Stinky The Clown]

23. Wha a fucking . . . .

[FarCenter]

24. Woodrow Wilson sailed for Europe Dec 4, 1918 and did not return until mid-February 1919.

Of course, he was in rotten health by then.

[Ilsa]

25. I bet his entourage included that in a PDB in the "suck up" page. nt

[lunasun]

26. Divine trump . It's like the sun revolves around him most bigly

[madinmaryland]

28. He did what Scaramucci suggested that Bannon should do to himself??

:WTF:

[pansypoo53219]

29. way tp FRAGILE to be a snowflake. is he rain? dew? a wet rag?

limp noodle?

[KentuckyWoman]

30. How do you get to Asia from here?

Sorry, you cain't git thare from here. Turn right, go 4 miles and you'll see a white house with blue shutter. Turn left there and do down to that corner where Wilson's Oak tree used to be. Walk through that corn field until you see Sagit's farm and ask him how to get to Asia.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

32. The three doses of Putin's man seed (thanks, Colbert) probably helped

That, plus the exhilaration he felt while kissing the Chinese leader's ass.

[jmowreader]

33. I'm sure Bruce Dickinson would have something to say about that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Souls_World_Tour

Two years on the road.
117 shows in 36 countries.
AND he flew the tour plane!