Stumped for holiday table ideas? Ivanka has ya covered.

[dixiegrrrrl]

On her "HQ" Twitter, she is suggesting this for holiday table decor.

"Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Problem solved"

Link to tweet

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Where's da food go?

Looks like servants would have to bring in pre-loaded plates of food. Oh & BTW...that monstrosity looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.

[dixiegrrrrl]

25. It is on a kitchen island, looks like.

Maybe after buying the shell, they could not afford a table????

[Corvo Bianco]

27. The photo makes me chilly.

[calimary]

34. I guess it's nice if you're spending Thanksgiving at Mar-a-Lago.

It's very beach-y.

But throw a few of those mini "pumpkins" and pinecones in and you can make ANYTHING into a Thanksgiving table centerpiece. OR you can use your just-completed turkey masterpiece that YOU spent all day cooking. That's a pretty doggone great Thanksgiving table centerpiece, too.

[dixiegrrrrl]

47. That's the entire "look" about JarVanka...

They photograph like statues...Jared esp. has the same bland facial expression in every pic I have seen of him. They come off as distant, stiff, and downright cold.
reminds me of those Christmas trees that are flocked all white and have only solver and gold bulbs on them.

[Dulcinea]

58. Did she find that on the beach?

That looks like it washed up with the tide. And, where is she going to put the food?

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. she didn't want the pumpkins to clash with daddy's hair and skin color, I guess!

[RKP5637]

4. ...

[dixiegrrrrl]

17. I was thinking that even the pumpkins were white......n/t

[Laffy Kat]

29. .....

"even the pumpkins are white."

[htuttle]

3. What is wrong with those motherfucking decorative gourds?

Decorative gourds should be fucking colors of Autumn! And what the fuck is that fucking log doing there? It's taking up room that could be filled with decorative fucking gourds!

I don't get the clamshell either.

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. she forgot to include this!

[RKP5637]

6. It's super cold looking and austere! n/t

[NJCher]

51. that's what I thought

add "awkward" and weird looking.

Ugh. Just ugh.

[NastyRiffraff]

7. It looks like stuff dug out of the mud

If that's an example of Ivanka's taste, I prefer my Aunt Margaret's. And she had horrible taste.

[LeftInTX]

8. How much do one of those huge clamshells cost?

Heck, my mom's ugly straw cornucopia lasted for years.

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. Apparently thousands, from what I could find. n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

9. wait - here's the turkey!

[jpak]

16. !

[kairos12]

24. Now rubbing my eyes with fiber glass. Can't unsee it.

[malaise]

32. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha

hahahahhaha

[ornotna]

38. It's cute

But the head is on the wrong end.

[Tribalceltic]

10. Whites ONLY! NT

[EarthFirst]

11. Nice and white!

Keeps the conversation on topic.

[LeftInTX]

12. Someone fixed it for her:

Link to tweet

[samnsara]

13. what a mess! when are the spiders gonna crawls out of it?

[Skittles]

14. dear GAWD that is hideous

it looks like a habitat for insects and small critters

[trueblue2007]

15. that table decoration is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY. Ivanks is icky inside and outside.

A martha stewart she is not. i would never put anything that ugly on my families table.
At my families Thanksgiving, we serve . . L O V E

[jpak]

19. Endangered giant clam shell, grass clippings and Halloween leftovers - where's the elephant tail?

[Squinch]

20. Looks like something out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

[Loryn]

21. OMG!

It's a tumor with hair and teeth.

[RedSpartan]

22. Even the pumpkins are white!

[kairos12]

23. That monstrosity looks like one of those pods Aliens leap from.

[Irish_Dem]

26. Interesting she eats TG dinner on the kitchen island next to the stove.

I would think she has a formal dining room where she eats holiday meals.

The giant clam with gourds looks ridiculous as does the tiny white pumpkin on each plate.

[trof]

28. Oh HELL yes, I'm pretty we got one'a those.

Lemme look around in the garage.
I think Miz t. picked one up at the Lutheran yard sale.

Know what though?
Instead of puttin' all them punkins and stalkey lookin' things, we'll just put the damn turkey in there.

Yessir!
FURST CLASS!

[Denzil_DC]

30. Can anybody help me out here?

If the whole Trump family dies of virulent food poisoning as a result of the load that pile of overdressed beach junk is carrying, will the day after Thanksgiving become a new national public holiday?

[malaise]

33. It will become Thanksgivings'

Thanksgiving

[Denzil_DC]

42. White Friday?

BacktoBlack Friday?

Trumpsgiving?

[malaise]

31. That is some ugly shit? I pass

Is that elephant or rhino tusk?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

35. Holy crap, that's ugly!

It's like Martha Stewart's evil twin went mad at the beach and then picked up a few odds and ends at a farmer's market and maybe an abattoir. Are those antlers, and are those clumps of some kind of fur or hair? Did Jeffrey Dahmer take up interior decorating?

That's spectacularly horrible.

[haele]

36. Well, my Arkham visitors would enjoy that centerpiece....

It would make a nice alter to summon the unspeakable Elder Ones we always have to put with at special family gatherings....

Haele

[Codeine]

64. There's no place like Innsmouth for the holidays. nt

[JenniferJuniper]

37. They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Kushner family.

[skylucy]

39. God That is really ugly. Money can't buy good taste.

[Blue Owl]

40. Bannon is nesting in there

n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. Fill it with guacamole or bean dip.

Or make one big-ass Oyster Rockefeller.

A punch bowl?

Or turn it over and use it to cover the traditional Thanksgiving Clam.

Don't worry, dear, the dinner will be a fantastic success. People will talk about it for years. Can you write out my check now, please?

[Demsrule86]

43. All white...how not surprising.

[LeftInTX]

44. I clicked the link in the tweet:

And she literally wrote this:

Aim for affordable

[rurallib]

45. Where's the gold? How are people supposed to know you're stinking rich

without lots of gold fleck and gold plating?
Bet the utensils are gold!

[LeftInTX]

62. Of course they are. Here is a pic

The tweet has a link that leads to an article with more pictures.

[Freethinker65]

46. Reminds me of the pic with Palin and the King Crab on the coffee table

Both the Crab on the coffee table (yeah, I know it is an Alaskan King Crab) and the Giant clamshell on the kitchen island seem surreally out of place.

[Control-Z]

48. Those plastic placemats

are a real touch of class.

[GallopingGhost]

49. Just the thing

to make my viking ancestors feel at home.

[Luciferous]

50. Wow that's ugly!

[NJCher]

52. this "creation" is just strange

It's all mixed up. What do seashells and pine cones have to do with each other? The pumpkins are all piled in there with no artistry whatsoever. Oh, and is that driftwood? Well, then, what do pine cones and driftwood have to do with each other? What are those green things?

OK, here's my new theory. Ivanka knows her dad is circling the drain and she's looking for a new career. This is actually her work and she's sending it out as a trial balloon for Ivanka Trump Floral Design.

[spooky3]

53. See a GREAT reply to Ivanka in this thread:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=9859827

[ecstatic]

54. That's a bar counter (kitchen island), not a table. Don't like it.

And even if the point was that the island bar would have the food on it, which is often done, there's no room between the plates and the gaudy centerpiece. It's not practical. Either the plates would need to be stacked or the food would have to be on yet another serving table. I guess that's not a big deal when you're living like a fake billionaire.

[Wounded Bear]

55. Perhaps more appropos for that family...

[dixiegrrrrl]

60. Thanksgiving is ruined for me, ever since I saw the table at Hogwart.

[Wounded Bear]

61. Yeah, those kids ate well, TBS...

[hay rick]

56. Obviously Mad Libs: Thanksgiving table decoration edition.

centerpiece noun: giant clam
gas stove knobs color: burgundy
centerpiece noun #2: driftwood
unifying color theme phrase: vomit green

[area51]

57. Ugh, her design looks ugly to me.

But knowing how she loves to steal ideas, she may have cribbed it from someone.

[Raven]

59. This has got to be a joke! No

napkins, crappy place mats that look like the paper ones you get at a diner and no way anybody could see anybody on the other side of the table.

[hatrack]

63. What. The. Fuck.

Also, shouldn't Glenn Close be standing somewhere in that kitchen, dressed in white and holding a knife?