Rhetorical Trump pardon questions

[Bob Loblaw]

Will he tweet regarding the quality of the turkey's thank you for the pardon? Will those tweets depend on the color of the turkey? If dissatisfied with the thank you, will he muse about sending the bird back to Turkey?

[underpants]

1. He'll only pardon the white meat

[MLAA]

2. This is what I call journalism....digging for the truth no matter how fowl.😬

[ProudLib72]

3. Since the bird is native to the Americas

Yes, I believe he will try to deport them.

[HoosierDebbie]

4. What about all those turkeys pardoned by Obama?

Will Trump hunt them down and serve them up?

[Thor_MN]

5. Friday, 4 AM, while sitting on the crapper, he will complain the turkeys didn't thank him.

He is that petty.