Alex Jones Is Having More Children So He Can Beat The Globalists

[Initech]

Alex Jones, the architect of the conspiracy outlet Infowars, told viewers that he would have more children in order to stand up to globalist elite forces that he believes want to use a one-world government to exterminate humanity.

Today, Jones told Infowars viewers that global elites and politicians are withholding massive technological advancements from the public such as “massive life extension” technology and advanced artificial intelligence because they have a plan to exterminate the public and “don’t want us to be aware of it or have any culture.”

Jones insisted that “almost none” of today’s modern tech leaders and political elites have families because they fear that children will not be admitted into the below-ground facilities during the global mass extermination that he said they are planning.

“They wouldn’t put kids through what’s about to happen. I’m having more. I’m putting everything I got on the table,” Jones said, slapping his desk. “I’m going to have more children. We’re going into this. We’re going to win. I’m putting everything on the line. I’m not a coward. I’m having more.”
www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-is-having-more-children-so-he-can-beat-the-globalists/

Hey Alex, if you're planning on having more kids, I would lay off the protein shakes from the Infowars store. I hear the excess lead poisoning you get can be bad for the babies!

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Is there a woman on this planet obliging him?

Russian brides maybe?

If that is sexist, I withdraw it.

But FUCK Alex Jones

[BigmanPigman]

6. No not sexist, more like accurate.

Jones is being sexist and an idiot as usual. If he could give birth he wouldn't have a single child. He is a big whining baby himself. He wouldn't be able to endure the emotional, mental and physical issues that naturally come with pregnancies. He is a ball-less wonder and would cry if he couldn't have coffee, wine, etc for two consecutive days let alone the other one million changes he would heave to endure let alone the actual birth process.

[TexasTowelie]

2. It's time for me to reconsider my views on castration.

The last thing that the world needs is more of Alex Jones' indoctrinated progeny.

[BigmanPigman]

8. There are some people who should have a mandatory castration for the safety

the child and the human race. Jones is the perfect example of such an action.

I read that Hitler chose to NOT have kids since despite all his flaws he did practice what he preached. His genealogy proved he was 1/16 Jewish and he wanted only pure Aryans therefore no kids from him.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. Hey ladies! Just a reminder that he's single, available and

crazier than a methed out weasel....... What's not to like?

[Initech]

9. I can't imagine any sane woman would swipe right on that.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. If that shows up on someone's phone. They need to throw it in the incinerator. nt

[Initech]

13. True!

I'd also threaten to cancel my account and sue Tinder!

[Iggo]

4. What a brave, brave man.

[Pathwalker]

5. Who got you pregnant, Alex, and when is it due?

[Corvo Bianco]

7. ew

[Onyrleft]

10. Damn!

There's also no way any of those kids will rebel against them, is there?

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Translation:

Girlfriend is pregnant.

[Initech]

14. Translation: Buy more Infowars Super Male Vitality supplements!

[JDC]

17. That sounds accurate

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. "Im putting everything I got on the table."

Uh, Alex, that'll get you arrested in most states.

It DOES make it easier to hit it with a ball peen hammer, though.

[dawg]

16. This is how "Idiocracy" works.

[Initech]

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