If you could meet Trump face-to-face, what would you say to him?

[milestogo]

[True Dough]

1. I'd let my knee do the "talking"

Well, I probably wouldn't due to the Secret Service, but I like to imagine inflicting some discomfort.

[tanyev]

2. I like presidents that arent fucking morons.

[Betty88]

3. I would not be good,

probably be in trouble with the wife, but really that could go either way.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Maybe I'd just make the "loser" sign and walk away.

[calimary]

5. "Hello Mr. trump. Hillary got three-million more votes than you did."

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

18. +1,000

There is nothing that can top this. It hits him right in his ego.

[calimary]

47. That's right where I'm aiming.

I would not be able to address him as "president". Because his "win" was completely illegitimate. When Vladimir Putin (or ANY other world leader or chieftain or strongman or generalissimo from ANYWHERE ELSE THAN AMERICA) can decide who OUR president will be, then that "president" is NOT legitimate.

[roamer65]

6. I would tell him he is a fucking idiot.

Being called an idiot really bothers him.

[Grammy23]

11. Well, aint that the truth?

Too bad he wouldn’t get that if you engraved it on a plaque. His psychological issues run very deep and he’d dismiss anything we could say to him.

Still...wouldn’t it be cathartic to just look him straight in his pig eyes and tell him the unvarnished truth?? Just thinking about that makes me smile.

[shraby]

7. I wouldn't say a word. Simply turn my back on him and walk away.

[jaysunb]

19. Me too n/t

[vlyons]

8. You are a deeply vulgar and degenerate man, and

not worthy to shine Obama's shoes.

[treestar]

65. And suggest that he follow Obama's footsteps

and try to model his behavior after Obama's!

[Wounded Bear]

9. Most likely nothing...

Wouldn't want to risk getting taken down by the Secret Service.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

10. "Bing bong bing bing bong". nt

[rusty quoin]

12. How many times should I go bankrupt to be a good businessman?

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Wow. You're hands are WAY smaller than they said!

Oh, and is it true that hand size is related to di . . . . . . ah, fergettit

[Angry Dragon]

14. I would not shake his hand

[OhioBlue]

17. Better yet, cough, fake a sneeze and then offer your hand.

[tonyt53]

15. I'd say "you are a sack of shit, too bad somebody didn't set you on fire and toss you on a porch"

[LuckyCharms]

16. 3 million votes is a lot. n/t

[Grassy Knoll]

20. You Make Nixon Look Like Mother Teresa

[adigal]

21. I would bring him several buckets of KFC and tell him, "I hope this does its work as you enjoy it."

And then leave cackling!!

[gopiscrap]

22. fuck off and die

[unblock]

23. Meester donold! I hev message from our friend in moscov:

He say soviet aye meen rrrahshun business hevving tough time against strong American business.

He say he guarantee trump business in rrrasha make much much rubles if meester donold raise tax on American business.

After raise tex, big dividend will be paid. Just go to to theess address I write on paper. your contact will be wearing police costume. The passcode is "where do I find very young girls for sex and pee?"

Aye theenk you like passcode yes?

[BigmanPigman]

24. It would take too long. In an hour

I would be only about 25% through my list.

[hunter]

25. My brother-in-law turned down an opportunity to meet George W. Bush.

He said no good could come of it.

I'd say the same had I an opportunity to meet Trump.

Or perhaps I could grip his hand far too tightly, stare into his eyes and cackle "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Nope, no good could come of it.

[fierywoman]

26. "Resign. Immediately. You're not fooling anyone."

[Corvo Bianco]

27. I'd like to point, laugh, then vomit on his shoes.

[rocketdem1964]

28. I'd offer him another Big Mac

Perhaps nature will rid us of this curse.

[MLAA]

29. I'd say 'you are going to prison, your kids are going to prison and every woman and person of color

Smarter than you are. Every one, MF'

[Hoyt]

30. Maybe it's time to change the fact I've never mooned anyone before.

[grantcart]

32. "How did that pen get lodged in your eye? You really ahould have someone look into that".

[Initech]

33. I think a simple "fuck you" and a middle finger would suffice!

[Break time]

34. Were I Offered

he chance to meet hi assholiness face to face I would turn it down in as dramatic and widespread way as I could find...

[trueblue2007]

35. YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL NOW BOY !!!!!!

[Drifter]

36. Nice to meet you Mr. President ...

What did you say your name was?

[meow2u3]

37. I'd tell him, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall"

[onethatcares]

38. you are a sad, sad, excuse for a man

now, eat your money.

[HAB911]

39. I don't know but

someone needs to give him a shot of truth. He is in a protective bubble and I doubt he actually knows what the nation thinks of him, not that it would make any difference however...........

[Demsrule86]

40. Eat more fried chicken and big macs.

[Achilleaze]

41. You are a great disappointment to your Mother

[GoCubsGo]

42. I would say, "I don't want that treasonous pervert anywhere near me."

"Please get him away from me." Personally, I wouldn't wast my breath saying anything to him, because anything I said would fall on deaf ears. And, he'd probably just respond by mocking my looks or some other thing. Fuck him.

[Vinca]

43. You are a disgrace to the country - resign.

[GulfCoast66]

44. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

[NightWatcher]

45. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.

I'd love to Mirandize that POS.

[milestogo]

48. + 1,000,000,000,000

[kacekwl]

46. The words and actions are running wildly thru my mind.

I never hated anyone with a fiery passion like I have for president moron.

[ananda]

49. I would ignore him as if he didn't exist.

45 is basically dead to me anyway ..

[panader0]

50. I like to think I'm a peaceful guy, but I consider him

the embodiment of evil.

[dchill]

51. You're not the smartest guy in the room.

Even when you're alone.

[RKP5637]

52. Is that your asshole or your face I'm talking to! n/t

[PearliePoo2]

53. You deserve a firing squad for treason.

If that can't happen then I hope you and your entire cabal get life without parole.

I want them all to rot penniless in prison.

[nocoincidences]

54. I knew you were fat and ugly but I never knew you smelled this bad! :D

[RKP5637]

56. +++ 1,000 +++ n/t

[pdxflyboy]

55. "Eat shit and die"

[brokephibroke]

57. Basically that I do not respect him

And that he is a child.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

58. I wouldnt say a word

Because I would decline any invitation.

[dawg]

59. "All of the smart people in this country are laughing at you."

I can help you fix that, but you'll have to be willing to listen to me and make a few changes.

If you let me "help" you, I can ensure that you will go down as one of the most beloved and respected Presidents in history.

[Lint Head]

60. I don't speak to turds.

[bedazzled]

61. wouldn't go near him. too toxic

I live eight miles from mar-a-largo and the toxic orange miasma is palpable. you would never be able to remove it.

[madinmaryland]

62. YOU'RE FIRED. Get the fuck out of our country and go to fucking Russia.

[Buns_of_Fire]

63. "Are you aware there's some idiot impersonating you on Twitter?" nt

[treestar]

64. Since you were elected as minority president by the Electoral College

Shouldn't you consider the wants of the majority who did not vote for you rather than rejecting them as losers?

[alarimer]

66. My two middle fingers will speak for themselves. n/t

[L. Coyote]

67. I wouldn't waste my breath.

But if I was forced to say something, "Make America Great Again, delete your account."