Here's What Trump Told The Coast Guard When He Visited Them On Thanksgiving

[kpete]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomnamako/trump-coast-guard-thanksgiving?utm_term=.sxQgk1r8Gl#.rj96D2j7vR

[Blue_true]

1. What a jackass, clueless jackass. nt

[spanone]

2. he's almost as literate as sarah palin.....almost

[madinmaryland]

3. Yeah. While Palin had word salad, tRump has word garbage. nt

[moriah]

56. Word compost, maybe?

What salad turns into when left to age and rot?

Still, very good analogy.

[malaise]

37. To be kind

He really is fucking stupid

[spanone]

38. too kind. he's double-fucking stupid!

[Freedomofspeech]

4. What an imbecile.

I cannot take much more.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Word salad? That's word compost.

WTF was all that, and what does it have to do with the Coast Guard? Or anything in the known universe?

[robbob]

34. Yes, it's a word salad with a mayonnaise dressing

Left out in the hot sun for 4-5 days.

[Angry Dragon]

6. the man needs a great deal of help

[Lifelong Protester]

7. "like I watch on the movies"???

[Sophia4]

8. He sounds drunk although he supposedly doesn't drink.

Maybe he needs a change in his meds.

Our poor country. What a buffoon of a president!

Who voted for this guy? They should be ashamed.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

39. "Who voted for this guy? They should be ashamed"

They're too stupid to be ashamed, and they'll never get it.

[bdamomma]

55. Mr Putin

is very happy though, we have been neutralized.

[Leith]

9. There's Even More Gibberish at the Link

All we can be thankful for is that (at the time of this post) the vast majority of the comments are saying that he is childish, unprepared, stupid, ego-driven speaker with no gift for public speaking.

[Wellstone ruled]

10. Pretty much nailed it.

Just a Reality TV so called Star and he thinks he can get away with anything he wants.

[Fred Sanders]

11. More gibberish at the link? No thanks that was plenty for me.

[smirkymonkey]

12. I don't know how anyone can stand behind this fucking idiot.

If he didn't have money, he would be unemployable. But because he has money and an ego that won't quit, he has somehow convinced people that he should become the President of the United States. I am still incredulous.

[Duppers]

18. Reminds me of a quote: "Ego is ...

"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
- Frank Leahy

Would be a great and applicable quote if his orange shitness actually knew just how stupid he is. Unfortunately, this asshole is feeling no pain.

[dhol82]

21. Yup - total Dunning-Kruger Effect

Man is too stupid to know he is stupid.

[Duppers]

23. Exactly.

I had an afterthought of adding that. Thank you! 👍

This is the real turkey in the WH and he should never be pardoned.

[dhol82]

31. +1

[smirkymonkey]

44. That's perfect. I will have to remember that one!

You are right though, he has no idea how stupid he is so I suppose it wouldn't apply in his case.

[dalton99a]

13. Profound meaningless babble bullshit

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

14. He always sounds like the 8th grade class jerk

who never does his homework, never reads any assignments, and thinks he can bluff his way through everything.

[NoMoreRepugs]

15. The depth we have fallen from where BHO

had taken the office of POTUS is incalculable.

[Kittycow]

43. Exactly.

[bdamomma]

57. a fall from grace

that is for damn sure, Uncle Vlad saw the discontent of the American people and he acted on it..........

[Thor_MN]

16. To be fair, when he sees the Coast Guard Ensign, he thinks he is going to get KFC...

[Solly Mack]

17. 'like I watch on the movies" Damn

Damn

[Mrs. Overall]

19. Not. Qualified. To. Run. A. Country. Period.

[Maeve]

20. Not qualified to run a COUNTY, either! eom

[Mrs. Overall]

26. Agree!

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

40. Not qualified

to run a self serve car wash.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

51. Not qualified to run a 7-11.

[syringis]

22. Just asking...

...don't you have to pinch yourself time to time to make sure this is real ???

I'm baffled !

[SeattleVet]

24. He's very confused...

Thanksgiving is all about the giblets, not the gibberish!

[stevenleser]

25. Reminds me of Forest Gump dialogue

“Lieutenant Dan says we don’t have to worry about money any more and I said, that’s good! One less thing to worry about!”

[NastyRiffraff]

41. Forest Gump was much more eloquent

Smarter too.

[djacq]

27. Didn't know that the F-35 has a Star Trek type cloaking device

Trump is too stupid to read or understand the specs;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II#Stealth_and_signatures

Also, if you build a force up (equipment and personnel) so powerful that you might not have to use it, that's waste of money and people. The armed service downsizes to fit the needs of today's global challenges.

[IUPACify]

28. Moron.

Excuse me. Fucking moron!

[dhol82]

33. Glad you amended that yourself.

Otherwise I would have had to.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

29. The 2nd tier Twitter writers were brought in for the holiday.

They should have done more homework on the F-35.

And, any military hardware being ordered now was probably initiated during Obama's years.

The Dolt can't even hire good Twitter writers. Sad.

[Different Drummer]

30. Amazing! We have a fake President who speaks fake English! n/t

[VMA131Marine]

32. Did he tell them that his budget proposal basically zeroed out funding for the USCG

Thought not!

[sarge43]

45. They probably already knew that and he didn't know or remember. Just one more insult.

Plus, calling them a "brand" didn't go over well either.

[TheCowsCameHome]

35. Betsy DeVos must be tutoring him.

Cripes, the guy borders on being illiterate.

[lame54]

36. Did they sell Trump a bunch of invisible planes?

[sarge43]

46. No, he conned Wonder Woman out of the patent for her invisible plane. n/t

[lame54]

47. She is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too smart for that

She's no Trump voter

[sarge43]

48. Indeed.

However, in that rat's nest that subs for his brain, he might 'think' that. Wouldn't be surprise that he heard a snark comparing the flying money pit to her plane and thought it was true.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

42. Remember McMasters thought Trump had the brain of a Kindergartener

https://www.vox.com/world/2017/11/20/16680190/hr-mcmaster-trump-idiot-kindergartner

[jimlup]

49. Jesus the guy is a bigger moron than I thought

[Denzil_DC]

50. Donny, it's a scam! IT'S THE EMPEROR'S NEW AIRPLANE!!!1!

I can't BELIEVE I have to explain this to you.

THERE IS NO F-35.

IT DOESN'T EXIST.

THAT'S WHY NOBODY CAN SEE IT.

If nobody could see it, how the hell could the pilot find it and get in?

If he did manage to get in, the other side's going to see this guy zooming around in mid-air and they'll know what's up.

What, they're telling you he's got invisible boots, uniform and helmet, too?

THAT MEANS THE ENEMY'D BE ABLE TO SEE HIS JUNK

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

52. That's a special kind of stupid.

Does he truly believe stealth aircraft are invisible? That they actually can't be seen?

God help us.

[The_Casual_Observer]

53. Why is he talking about F35 to the coast guard?

As far as that goes the F35 isn't anything to brag about, it's about the biggest waste of tax money in history, next to sat wars and the ballistic missile program.

[bdamomma]

54. Like I watch in the movies?????????

OMG he is a sick POS. It's all about "winning" and to hell with the consequences. It's been a horrible year he needs to be "invisible".

[mnmoderatedem]

58. here's one graphic I will never need to update: