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Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:26 PM

The Academy Of Motion Pictures Called Me And Told Me They Were Giving Me An Academy Award.....

but I told them I was refusing it.

I told them they should give it to Trump who is trying to act as a president. (sarcasm)

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Reply The Academy Of Motion Pictures Called Me And Told Me They Were Giving Me An Academy Award..... (Original post)
global1 Nov 2017 OP
hlthe2b Nov 2017 #1
Ilsa Nov 2017 #2
Ilsa Nov 2017 #3
kchamberlin25 Nov 2017 #4
Irish_Dem Nov 2017 #5
Croney Nov 2017 #6
Bob Loblaw Nov 2017 #7
rock Nov 2017 #8

Response to global1 (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:33 PM

1. I was notified I was receiving the Nobel Prize for Medicine...

I told them I was refusing it but then I remembered...









It comes with a Milliion$$$$! Are you f'ing kidding me? Of course I'll take it.

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Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:39 PM

2. The Heisman Committee called and said

I would probably be named the Heisman Award recipient for 2017, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

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Response to global1 (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:41 PM

3. Sports Illustrated called and said I would probably be the cover

For the swimsuit issue, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

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Response to global1 (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:46 PM

4. They wanted to make me captain of the first starship enterprise NX-01

I told them to give it to Jonathan Archer instead.

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Fri Nov 24, 2017, 10:49 PM

5. I wonder if Trumpwad knows he is a laughing stock when he makes such ridiculous posts?

Or is he kept in the dark.

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Response to global1 (Original post)

Fri Nov 24, 2017, 11:03 PM

6. The Vatican just told me I'm probably headed for sainthood.

I said as an atheist I'd have to politely decline, but I think they're going ahead with my nomination.

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Fri Nov 24, 2017, 11:05 PM

7. Chuck Norris called

to say I could kick his ass but I declined.

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Response to global1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 25, 2017, 09:44 AM

8. Does everyone posting here know that trump does not get sarcasm?

Although the rest of us sure get a kick out of it! to all posters.

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