Melania came on to me in a coffee shop

[PCIntern]

Near Capitol Hill but I turned her down. I only commit adultery with Playboy centerfolds. SAD FOR HER.

[msongs]

1. file an anonymous complaint. everyone knows anonymous complaints are 100% true nt

[ProudLib72]

2. Without a pic this thread is worthless

Please photoshop a pic! Then we will believe you wholeheartedly.

[ChubbyStar]

3. How were her teeth?

[PCIntern]

4. Veneers and crowns....

the cervical margins were a little chipped on #'s 7 and 10, but the lower anteriors were freshly renewed.

Believe me.

[ChubbyStar]

5. Thanks for the update!

I'm afraid tRump might be finding her long in the tooth these days.

[left-of-center2012]

6. Did her shoes have hooker heels?

[PCIntern]

8. No she was wearing a bathrobe and beroom slippers...

sleepy eyes...

[Achilleaze]

7. So dish the dirt, PC. America want to know...

...is she the cappucino type, or a latte lady?

[PCIntern]

9. SHe said something about creaming something..

but the ambient noise was too loud...

[steve2470]

10. Did she touch your butt?

No accidents allowed. America wants to know!

[PCIntern]

11. No but she made catty remarks about the supermodel I was with...

she called her a "clothes hanger" with "no flesh on her bones".