Kimmel To Roy Moore: Not Only Will I Fight You-I'll Wear Girl Scout Uniform So You Can Get Excited"

[kpete]

“I think you’re actually going to like this, Roy. I’m going to come to Gadsden, Ala., with a team of high school cheerleaders, okay? We’ll meet you at the mall. Don’t worry, I can get you in. And then when the girls and I show up, if you can control yourself and behave, if you can somehow manage to keep little Roy in your little cowboy pants when those nubile cheerleaders come bounding in, you and I, we’ll sit down at the food court, we’ll have a little Panda Express and we’ll talk about Christian values.

“So if you are challenging me to a fight, here’s what we’ll do. Let’s find a place to do it. I’ll wear a Girl Scout uniform so you can have something to get excited about. And the winner, whoever wins the fight, will give all the money we charge for the tickets to charity. My charity will be the women who came forward to say you molested them, okay? Alright, tough guy, with your little pistol?” – Jimmy Kimmel, on last night’s show.

http://www.joemygod.com/2017/12/01/kimmel-roy-moore-not-will-fight-ill-wear-girl-scout-uniform-can-get-excited/

[leftynyc]

1. Wow

That's really harsh and so very much deserved. I can't believe this country has sunk so low we're actually looking at a child molester getting elected to the US Senate.

[caballojm]

8. His official title become the Honorable Senator Chomo.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Had to look it up... Prison slang for 'child molester'

[greeny2323]

2. Wow

That is tough. And great.

[CatWoman]

29. here's Jake :)

[keithbvadu2]

33. Love it! Many conservatives thought Colbert was also a conservative

[Fantastic Anarchist]

34. "They think we're stupid ..."

No, lady, we don't think you're stupid. We know you're stupid.

That video was amazing, incredible, and incredibly sad all at the same time.

[davsand]

37. This was a political rally in a CHURCH.

They need to pay taxes from this day forward. It's the law in this country that you can't hold a 501(C)3 exemption and engage in political activity.

The ban on political campaign activity by charities and churches was created by Congress more than a half century ago. The Internal Revenue Service administers the tax laws written by Congress and has enforcement authority over tax-exempt organizations. Here is some background information on the political campaign activity ban and the latest IRS enforcement statistics regarding its administration of this congressional ban.

In 1954, Congress approved an amendment by Sen. Lyndon Johnson to prohibit 501(c)(3) organizations, which includes charities and churches, from engaging in any political campaign activity. To the extent Congress has revisited the ban over the years, it has in fact strengthened the ban. The most recent change came in 1987 when Congress amended the language to clarify that the prohibition also applies to statements opposing candidates.

Currently, the law prohibits political campaign activity by charities and churches by defining a 501(c)(3) organization as one "which does not participate in, or intervene in (including the publishing or distributing of statements), any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for public office."

https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/charities-churches-and-politics


Why is it ok for a church to break the law?

[SummerSnow]

3. Ouch

[cwydro]

4. K and r. nt

[Girard442]

5. Good on him, but...

...now I have that image stuck in my head. I guess it's kinda taking one for the team, but geez.

[underpants]

6. Bam!

[marble falls]

7. Ol' Roy and lil' Roy had better 'limp' just away.

[DonCoquixote]

9. I never thought I would say this

But the guy who got famous for doing the "man show" has somehow managed to become one of the best voices for sanity. As the saying goes , some have greatness thrust upon them, and Mr. Kimmel has taken the ball and run with it.

[a kennedy]

12. I hated the man show, especially the other guy......

you're right, who would have thought Jimmy Kimmel would become a spokesman for the ACA. He's great, and I do like how he interviews his guests. I personally think he's better at hosting then Stephen Colbert is. Stephen is so interrupting of his guests, I always feel he still wants to be "the one" and doesn't let the guest shine. Where Jimmy really does let the guest he's interviewing get the spot light. JMHO.

[IronLionZion]

16. Adam Carolla is a D-bag and often joked that Jimmy was less manly

I guess Kimmel grew up

[a kennedy]

24. Yah, Corolla, what is he even doing now???

I watch a lot of sports shows and just haven’t seen or heard from him at all...... and don’t mind at all, could NOT stand him. Ugh.......

[BigmanPigman]

26. I think he has a radio show and

he had a TV show about construction on homes by scam repairmen.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

35. Adam Corrolla, however, is a fucking right-wing nutcase.

The net progress is a wash as they cancel each other out, unfortunately.

[Gothmog]

10. LOL

[NoMoreRepugs]

11. Balls in your court little man... let's c what you've got

[amuse bouche]

13. Love..love..love Kimmel

I never miss his monologue. They are always truth filled and biting. Take that donnie dump

[Initech]

14. Bring it on!!!!

[NastyRiffraff]

15. Excellent!

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Your move, Moore.

Moore talks like a tough guy, but he's only willing to battle teenage girls.

[Pachamama]

25. Did I miss something? Did Moore challenge Kimmel somehow directly?

[Geechie]

27. Yes, and was smacked down ...

almost immediately. [link:|

[Pachamama]

32. Wow! I would pay to see that....

Now I really get Kimmel's response and it is PERFECT....

[Geechie]

39. Me too!

[nolabear]

17. My dream came true!

[Sunlei]

18. Republicans will vote for a Pedophile, a KNOWN child molester! how fucking depressing for America!

I don't understand how ANY religious person could sit there in their church and give a pass to that man! A DA who lured children right from his courthouse work!

[keithbvadu2]

20. Political Christians rather than Christians of faith.

Political Christians rather than Christians of faith.

They support Trump who says he is so perfect that he does not need Christ or his forgiveness.

Like today's evangelical/religious right supporters, Trump is a Political Christian, not a Christian of faith.

Evangelicals/religious right are easily able to spin their beliefs for political expediency.

The Donald who does not have to ask Jesus for forgiveness.

Trump: Drink my little wine, have my little cracker

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2015/08/13/donald-trump-religion-serfaty-dnt-erin.cnn

[Sunlei]

21. They aren't Christians at all, who would vote for such an evil man- for ANY reason.

[Ligyron]

22. I disagree - they are absolutely Christians.

They are engaging in totally typical Christian behavior.

I do tend to like Episcopalians though.

[Fantastic Anarchist]

36. Wait, are you saying all Christians behave the same way?

Or are you referring to the "political Christians" only? I'm just trying to get clarification on your point.

Thanks.

[Ligyron]

38. Sorry, away from screen.

I'm implying that ALL Christians end up owning whatever nonsense "political" Christians come out with.

[bluecollar2]

23. And that is why Jimmy Kimmel should

Be the Chairman of the Democratic National Committee
..

[CatWoman]

28. ...

[Achilleaze]

30. k and r

nails it

[trof]

31. Roy's got a woody...Roy's got a woody...