Why Does Trump Not Tweet? Has He Nothing to Say?

[MineralMan]

Why are you silent so long, Donald? We await your word droppings eagerly.

Why do you not tweet to us? Why are you silent?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He is probably so consumed with rage that he can't even tweet about it.

Good.

[madaboutharry]

2. MineralMan, you are so mean! :)

Don't you know that Trump can't tweet when his advisers are trying to get him into a straightjacket?

Trump must be in such a manic state that he would not even be able to hold his phone.

[chelsea0011]

3. He is still going through Thursday Night Football footage to find an AA who

didn't stand for National Anthem.

[2naSalit]

4. Either...

he has thrown the tweeting machine and nobody will give it back to him...

OR

It was taken from him until he promises to not throw the phone at anyone.

[eleny]

5. It's kind of nice

[Leghorn21]

6. He's busy getting ready for his afternoon Christmas party!

Link to tweet

?s=17

[DetlefK]

7. He's trying to make it go away by ignoring it.

[MineralMan]

9. LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

NEENER, NEENER, NEENER!

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

8. That distant noise you hear is

His minions wrestling phone out of his hands.

[gratuitous]

10. Trump-eloi, trump-eloi, lama sabachthani?

So very, very sad.

{Giggle}

[MFM008]

11. They must be hosing

The crap off him after this one.....

[delisen]

12. Tiny fingers are poised over keyboard but he is unable to

bring them down to touch the screen.....fingers shake with indecision.... who is next? Jared the fool, my Ivanka...it's the end of the world....bring me Tthe Button Man, he shrieks.....

[Yonnie3]

13. I will watch him live this afternoon.

He is scheduled at 3:15 PM to deliver remarks at the White House Christmas Reception. We will not learn what he is truly thinking because he follows his script so well.

I am setting a reminder on my phone to watch this. That is a first for me, wanting to watch 45 bad enough to make sure I do.





This post may contain sarcasm.

[Girard442]

17. Betcha he can do a mean Ralph Kramden right about now.

"Hama-hama-hama-hama."

[Quiet_Dem_Mom]

14. Hard to Tweet when your tiny hands are busy doing this:

[eShirl]

15. still trashing his rooms

[MineralMan]

16. Perhaps he's busy smearing feces on the wall or something.

Once they hose him down, he'll calm down and tweet to us, while the White House janitorial staff cleans things up.