Super-Healthy McDonald's Order for One Person:

[MineralMan]

"Yah, gimmee two Big Macs, two Filets o' Fishes, and one SMALL chocolate shake."

"To go. I'll eat it in the car."

[dalton99a]

1. And then to KFC

You need that major food group in your daily diet

[hlthe2b]

2. Is there any doubt why the WH plumbing isn't holding up?

Good heavens.... that's only lunch, yet >2400 calories and 111 g fat. (though I surely don't think it is a "Small" shake)

[Zambero]

3. And above all, hold those fries!

Self-denial of the highest order. My cardiologist would be so proud right about now. What could possibly go wrong???

[dalton99a]

7. And always order Diet Coke

Not regular Coke. Diet Coke is key

[NightWatcher]

10. That was the kicker. Diet Coke!!!

[FSogol]

4. You want fries with that?

Would you like to supersize it for an extra 75 cents?

[onethatcares]

5. "would you like to supersize........"

"may as well, the taxpayers are footing the bill anyway."

[FSogol]

12. I'm of the school that believes Trumpy should have as much MickeyDees are he can consume.

Don't let them tell you to stop eating, Trumpy....

[DangerousUrNot]

6. McDonalds should take advantage.

They should make it the “Trump Deal Meal” For a limited time or until The President is impeached.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. ...or keels over on the second hole, whichever comes first. nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. I used to eat two Big Macs in one sitting.

I was fifteen. I was a "growing teenager."

I've since moved on.

[MineralMan]

13. Yeah. Me too.

No McDonalds when I was a kid, back in the early 60s. We did have a drive-in burger joint in our little town. Their specialty was White Castle-sized sliders. Once in a while, they'd have a special 12 for $1 sale. As a 16-year-old-boy, I'd order a dozen after school and eat them on the spot. Then, a couple of hours later, my Mom put dinner on the table. I never gained a pound. Now, well, I have to regulate my intake much better than that.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. I'll be honest and admit I still like an occasional Big Mac.

Objectively, they aren't great burgers by any stretch of the imagination, but they do satisfy a craving that will pop up from time to time.

However, I can't imagine what eating two Big Macs at once regularly would do to me, not even considering two Filet o Fishes and a chocolate shake on the side.

[IronLionZion]

18. My body started rejecting fast food sometime in my early 20s

In my early 30s recently I took my 4 year old niece to McDonalds. One chicken nugget and I quickly remembered why I stopped eating McDonalds. It tastes OK but my stomach just can't handle it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

19. I'll admit I still like it.

But I don't think I'd last long living on a steady diet of it.

[RhodeIslandOne]

24. When Whoppers were occasionally a dollar each....

....my high school buddies and I would have contests on how many we could eat. I think 4 was my max.

[lunasun]

11. I would like to buy the man in the car behind me an extra large order of fries and an apple pie for

his order.....

[DrDan]

14. a trip to McDonald's without fries????? sacrilegious

[underpants]

16. Remember- he asked the WH chefs to replicate McDonald's items

https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/life-style/eats/donald-trump-white-house-staff-recreate-mcdonald-article-1.3619233

When it didn't match up he sent Schiller to get him some actual McD's.

World class chefs doing one of their probably dream jobs and this classless ass has them making fast food replicas.

[Initech]

23. Why doesn't he just pull a Richmond Valentine from Kingsman?

He really is a man child!

[IronLionZion]

17. That bastard makes me want to saute mixed veggies in olive oil and garlic and anchovies

or buy a middle eastern salad with hummus and falafel for lunch. And do some cardio this evening after work. And a glass of red wine with dinner. I was planning on buying tacos for lunch today but since you posted his disgusting McDonalds order I'm going with heart healthy veggies instead.

Dude looks like he's due for a heart attack. What an asshole.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

20. All those sandwiches have at least...

Some lettuce on them. Big Macs have tomato and onions.

That makes it a salad.

[IronLionZion]

21. GOP have lobbied to declare ketchup and tomato paste as vegetables

in school lunches. So of course Donny would follow his party's nutritional guidelines

[Initech]

22. Big Macs don't have tomatoes!

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

26. Sorry haven't had a Big Mac in decades...

If I have to get a fast food hamburger it from BK. I just assumed. So the frying pan hit is very justified.

[Gothmog]

25. That is a very healthy order