You can send Donald Trump one gift...What do you send?

[TexasTowelie]

This is a tough one but I am a generous sort. Let's see. Judging from the increasing insanity, delusion, and dementia reflected by his tweeting, what could I send Senor Trumpanzee that would annoy him and ignite an even crazier and more bizarro tweet storm? Is that even possible? I say it's worth a try! Why stop at one? I feel I must weaponize derision! I have asked what can I do for my country and this is it!

1. I would send him a larger than life picture of a famous black athlete every day for a month. 5 times a day, in fact, and I'd definitely send them "sign for."

2. I would send him a biography of Frederick Douglass with a mocking note, from Frederick beyond the grave.

3. I would send him another fake copy of that Renoir at Trump Tower that he says is real, along with a picture of the real one that hangs in The Art Institute of Chicago.

4. I would send him a large artificial penis every day. With notes from Marco Rubio, of course.

Read the rest of the list: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2017/12/midnight-meme-of-day_6.html

If you have any doubt that your gift is annoying, then remember to include a card saying "Happy Holidays" or "Season's Greetings" rather than "Merry Christmas."

[Rhiannon12866]

1. So many fine choices...

[trueblue2007]

2. I WOULD SEND HIM ..... a vampire to bite him in the neck

a really vampire like Count Dracula !!!!!!

i have been having strange fantasies lately that i am a lady vampire. sometimes the dreams are sooooooooooooo funny !!!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. Oh. The one gift that came to mind would

not leave him able to send a tweet afterwards.

[Richard D]

4. A wakizashi

With instructions.

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. A gallon of elephant crap is only $26.95.

https://www.poopsenders.com/

And I've seriously considered it (or the gallon of gorilla poop that he could throw at campaign events when his own natural supply runs low). But I know it's the poor schlubs in the mail room who'd have to deal with it.

[RestoreAmerica2020]

6. Time magazine cover with all his accusers pictured..

reminding him ...that we, the American populus believe them and that one day he will be held accountable to each and every woman he assaulted.

[Freddie]

7. A delicious Big Mac

Poisoned with ricin

[Meowmee]

9. 😹

I can’t say what I’d send

[Raster]

8. A big steaming pile of shit...

...with a note thanking him for the big pile of shit he's dumped on our country and letting him know I thought I would respond in kind.

xxxoooxxx,

Raster.

[Jarqui]

10. My thoughts too ... though not a completely original thought .. :)

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[get the red out]

11. I was going to say

Something my dogs leave in the backyard every day.

[woodsprite]

12. An asp. N/t

[chowder66]

13. Polident adhesive! nt

[Bibluca]

14. A Muslim mail-order bride

He'd be in a real conundrum....

[Atman]

15. A genuine pox-covered Indian blanket.

You know, as a historical artifact.

[Kirk Lover]

16. A used product that is made from cotton -- if ya get my drift.

[Initech]

17. A poorly copied picture of my middle finger!

[OriginalGeek]

18. can they get DNA from a baggie of shit?

asking for a friend...

[GallopingGhost]

19. A picture

of Denis Cyplenkov's hands.