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PCIntern

(28,338 posts) Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:24 PM Dec 2017

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I couldnt help it...

Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: “How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall!” Her companion replied, “I think he’s about six-foot five.”

I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, “Wow...really. I didn’t know they could stack shit that high”.

Dead silence ensued.

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I couldnt help it... (Original Post) PCIntern Dec 2017 OP

You done good! That is exactly the way to got to get em...with humor. Kirk Lover Dec 2017 #1

..or wide. TheCowsCameHome Dec 2017 #2

Good spot for a golden oldie rurallib Dec 2017 #3

Good work. MontanaMama Dec 2017 #4

.... ProudLib72 Dec 2017 #5

And this one:! lastlib Dec 2017 #26

The PERFECT answer! CaliforniaPeggy Dec 2017 #6

LOL! Well played! The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2017 #7

You're brave! lunatica Dec 2017 #8

Well, now you know. Wednesdays Dec 2017 #9

Hahahahahahahahaha! You are a gem. brush Dec 2017 #10

😂 Duppers Dec 2017 #11

Love it! Paka Dec 2017 #12

Okay...that's funny! But glad you are alive to tell the tale! nt Honeycombe8 Dec 2017 #13

Gonna keep that one mountain grammy Dec 2017 #14

.... Laffy Kat Dec 2017 #15

Just got a call from the Democrats: I think you have to resign! rgbecker Dec 2017 #16

Heh. SammyWinstonJack Dec 2017 #17

good job Angry Dragon Dec 2017 #18

Bravo! geardaddy Dec 2017 #19

Get thee to the greatest page!!!! SummerSnow Dec 2017 #20

Excellent! And your reply works on at least two levels. Dark n Stormy Knight Dec 2017 #21

Laughing out loud on that one ...that was sweet! iluvtennis Dec 2017 #22

OMG!!! That is fucking brilliant and... 3catwoman3 Dec 2017 #23

This puts a huge grin on my face. I love you did that! They are still talking about you. Mira Dec 2017 #24

Very poetic, Mira. nt PCIntern Dec 2017 #28

Well done, standing ovation! 👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿 MLAA Dec 2017 #25

An oldie but a goodie! Wounded Bear Dec 2017 #27

He's 6'2 Blue_Adept Dec 2017 #29

I'm 6'4" bathroommonkey76 Dec 2017 #31

Excellent! denvine Dec 2017 #30

Kirk Lover

(3,608 posts)

1. You done good! That is exactly the way to got to get em...with humor.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:25 PM

Dec 2017

TheCowsCameHome

(40,270 posts)

2. ..or wide.

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:26 PM

Dec 2017

rurallib

(64,683 posts)

3. Good spot for a golden oldie

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:26 PM

Dec 2017

well done!

MontanaMama

(24,717 posts)

4. Good work.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:26 PM

Dec 2017

Keep it up. Shame the deplorables into silence.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

5. ....

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:27 PM

Dec 2017

lastlib

(28,187 posts)

26. And this one:!

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 08:56 AM

Dec 2017

CaliforniaPeggy

(156,595 posts)

6. The PERFECT answer!

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:28 PM

Dec 2017

I literally laughed out loud.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(130,398 posts)

7. LOL! Well played!

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:29 PM

Dec 2017

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

8. You're brave!

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:29 PM

Dec 2017

I truly respect that!

Wednesdays

(22,524 posts)

9. Well, now you know.

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:35 PM

Dec 2017

brush

(61,033 posts)

10. Hahahahahahahahaha! You are a gem.

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:42 PM

Dec 2017

Duppers

(28,469 posts)

11. 😂

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:56 PM

Dec 2017

Perfect!

Paka

(2,760 posts)

12. Love it!

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 06:58 PM

Dec 2017

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)

13. Okay...that's funny! But glad you are alive to tell the tale! nt

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 07:03 PM

Dec 2017

mountain grammy

(29,004 posts)

14. Gonna keep that one

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 07:18 PM

Dec 2017

Laffy Kat

(16,948 posts)

15. ....

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 07:21 PM

Dec 2017

Wish I had been there, I would have guffawed.

rgbecker

(4,890 posts)

16. Just got a call from the Democrats: I think you have to resign!

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 07:24 PM

Dec 2017

No way to talk to a woman.

SammyWinstonJack

(44,316 posts)

17. Heh.

Reply to rgbecker (Reply #16)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 07:42 PM

Dec 2017

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

18. good job

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 07:56 PM

Dec 2017

geardaddy

(25,392 posts)

19. Bravo!

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 08:00 PM

Dec 2017

SummerSnow

(12,608 posts)

20. Get thee to the greatest page!!!!

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 08:36 PM

Dec 2017

Dark n Stormy Knight

(10,484 posts)

21. Excellent! And your reply works on at least two levels.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 08:44 PM

Dec 2017

Him being an improbably tall pile of shit.

Also, he's only 6'2", so those women were piling up shit pretty high, too.

I've never seen Trump as tall, but then my husband is 6'4", so my scale may be skewed.

iluvtennis

(21,496 posts)

22. Laughing out loud on that one ...that was sweet!

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Fri Dec 8, 2017, 09:09 PM

Dec 2017

3catwoman3

(29,330 posts)

23. OMG!!! That is fucking brilliant and...

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 10:28 PM

Dec 2017

...fucking hilarious all at once. One of the few laughs I've had all week - maybe longer.

Mira

(22,683 posts)

24. This puts a huge grin on my face. I love you did that! They are still talking about you.

Reply to PCIntern (Original post)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 01:34 AM

Dec 2017

Our nasty President number 45 is 6 foot 2. He weighs around 265-270 at this point guessed with undeserved kindness, and next to Jim Comey he looks like a bloated shrimp with a long red vein of shit.
(that would be the tie....)

PCIntern

(28,338 posts)

28. Very poetic, Mira. nt

Reply to Mira (Reply #24)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 01:54 PM

Dec 2017

MLAA

(19,738 posts)

25. Well done, standing ovation! 👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

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Sat Dec 9, 2017, 02:10 AM

Dec 2017

Wounded Bear

(64,275 posts)

27. An oldie but a goodie!

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Sat Dec 9, 2017, 12:55 PM

Dec 2017

Blue_Adept

(6,499 posts)

29. He's 6'2

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Sat Dec 9, 2017, 01:58 PM

Dec 2017

He's only 6'5 when he sticks his hands above his head.

bathroommonkey76

(3,827 posts)

31. I'm 6'4"

Reply to Blue_Adept (Reply #29)

Sat Dec 9, 2017, 04:15 PM

Dec 2017

I find it weird he's that tall. lol

denvine

(855 posts)

30. Excellent!

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Sat Dec 9, 2017, 04:14 PM

Dec 2017

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