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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI couldnt help it...
Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall! Her companion replied, I think hes about six-foot five.
I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, Wow...really. I didnt know they could stack shit that high.
Dead silence ensued.
Kirk Lover
(3,608 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)rurallib
(62,406 posts)well done!
MontanaMama
(23,302 posts)Keep it up. Shame the deplorables into silence.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)lastlib
(23,204 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,580 posts)I literally laughed out loud.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,661 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)I truly respect that!
Wednesdays
(17,339 posts)brush
(53,764 posts)Perfect!
Paka
(2,760 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)mountain grammy
(26,614 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,376 posts)rgbecker
(4,826 posts)No way to talk to a woman.
SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)geardaddy
(24,926 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Him being an improbably tall pile of shit.
Also, he's only 6'2", so those women were piling up shit pretty high, too.
I've never seen Trump as tall, but then my husband is 6'4", so my scale may be skewed.
iluvtennis
(19,844 posts)3catwoman3
(23,970 posts)...fucking hilarious all at once. One of the few laughs I've had all week - maybe longer.
Mira
(22,380 posts)Our nasty President number 45 is 6 foot 2. He weighs around 265-270 at this point guessed with undeserved kindness, and next to Jim Comey he looks like a bloated shrimp with a long red vein of shit.
(that would be the tie....)
PCIntern
(25,518 posts)MLAA
(17,276 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,634 posts)Blue_Adept
(6,397 posts)He's only 6'5 when he sticks his hands above his head.
bathroommonkey76
(3,827 posts)I find it weird he's that tall. lol