I couldnt help it...

[PCIntern]

Standing in line at the FedEx establishment the woman behind me asked her companion: “How tall is President Trump? He seems awfully tall!” Her companion replied, “I think he’s about six-foot five.”

I turned to them both and said in reflective wonderment, “Wow...really. I didn’t know they could stack shit that high”.

Dead silence ensued.

[Kirk Lover]

1. You done good! That is exactly the way to got to get em...with humor.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. ..or wide.

[rurallib]

3. Good spot for a golden oldie

well done!

[MontanaMama]

4. Good work.

Keep it up. Shame the deplorables into silence.

[ProudLib72]

5. ....

[lastlib]

26. And this one:!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. The PERFECT answer!

I literally laughed out loud.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. LOL! Well played!

[lunatica]

8. You're brave!

I truly respect that!

[Wednesdays]

9. Well, now you know.

[brush]

10. Hahahahahahahahaha! You are a gem.

[Duppers]

11. 😂

Perfect!

[Paka]

12. Love it!

[Honeycombe8]

13. Okay...that's funny! But glad you are alive to tell the tale! nt

[mountain grammy]

14. Gonna keep that one

[Laffy Kat]

15. ....

Wish I had been there, I would have guffawed.

[rgbecker]

16. Just got a call from the Democrats: I think you have to resign!

No way to talk to a woman.

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. Heh.

[Angry Dragon]

18. good job

[geardaddy]

19. Bravo!

[SummerSnow]

20. Get thee to the greatest page!!!!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

21. Excellent! And your reply works on at least two levels.

Him being an improbably tall pile of shit.

Also, he's only 6'2", so those women were piling up shit pretty high, too.

I've never seen Trump as tall, but then my husband is 6'4", so my scale may be skewed.

[iluvtennis]

22. Laughing out loud on that one ...that was sweet!

[3catwoman3]

23. OMG!!! That is fucking brilliant and...

...fucking hilarious all at once. One of the few laughs I've had all week - maybe longer.

[Mira]

24. This puts a huge grin on my face. I love you did that! They are still talking about you.

Our nasty President number 45 is 6 foot 2. He weighs around 265-270 at this point guessed with undeserved kindness, and next to Jim Comey he looks like a bloated shrimp with a long red vein of shit.
(that would be the tie....)

[PCIntern]

28. Very poetic, Mira. nt

[MLAA]

25. Well done, standing ovation! 👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

[Wounded Bear]

27. An oldie but a goodie!

[Blue_Adept]

29. He's 6'2

He's only 6'5 when he sticks his hands above his head.

[bathroommonkey76]

31. I'm 6'4"

I find it weird he's that tall. lol

[denvine]

30. Excellent!