I want to hear Roy Moore's confession speech!

[NurseJackie]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I can hardly wait for Dolt 45's tweet!

[dchill]

2. I see what you did there.

[EarthFirst]

3. I see what you did there... n/t

[mucifer]

4. well you're never gonna hear that

[Laffy Kat]

5. Wonder if he'll make one? nt

[flamingdem]

6. Will he just slither off into the night

leaving a trail of goo

[Mz Pip]

7. Wont happen.

He’s a douchebag.

[TomSlick]

8. I'll wait up for that.

[longship]

9. Great turn of phrase, NJ!

I won't even call it a malaprop, just great satirical word substitution.

[NurseJackie]

13. Thank you!

[teamster633]

10. Is he going to ride off into the sunset or was that horse just a prop?

[JenniferJuniper]

11. Did he leave the horse at a hitching post nearby?

I'd like to watch him slink away on horseback.

[Nanjeanne]

12. Im staying up just in case but I have a feeling he will ride off without a word.

[Stinky The Clown]

14. Sadist!

How fun to watch his pedi ass squirm and sweat!

[Baitball Blogger]

15. Concession?

You'll be waiting a long time for a confession speech.

[Generic Brad]

16. Well, his God has spoken

And Roy Moore is not the anointed one.

[NurseJackie]

17. Amen.