Per Newsweek, Roger "Ratfuck" Stone is foretelling doom for his CIC? Um, what?

[Leghorn21]

Updated | One of President Donald Trump's longtime allies is foretelling doom for the commander in chief, who is embroiled in multiple controversies that threaten his office.

Political strategist Roger Stone said it's only a matter of time before special counsel Robert Mueller's Russia probe and the Trump sexual misconduct allegations that number well into the double digits catch up to the president.


"It’s painfully obvious Mueller will bring charges," Stone told Vanity Fair."The theory is Mueller will indict him on some process-related matter.... The only people who don’t seem to know it are [Trump lawyers] Ty Cobb, [John] Dowd, and the president."

http://www.newsweek.com/painfully-obvious-trump-charged-mueller-roger-stone-747155

[octoberlib]

1. Trying to spur Trump into firing Mueller?

Stone always has an angle.

[Leghorn21]

3. Thank you, lib!! That makes sense! whereas just reading this...did NOT!

Thanks!

[octoberlib]

5. He's definitely trying to start shit.

[jberryhill]

33. Exactly that

[Glimmer of Hope]

2. I hope he is right! Why not.

[octoberlib]

4. Also, Stone has a really pointed head, lol.

[dhill926]

6. I know, right....

looks like fucking Zippy the Clown....

[octoberlib]

13. THAT'S who he reminded me of! I couldn't remember his name.

[XRubicon]

15. Zippy the Pinhead

http://www.zippythepinhead.com/

[dhill926]

20. ah...thx for the clarification haha...

guess I just associate Stone with being a clown...

[XRubicon]

23. You were right.

He is a clown.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. Or a Conehead.

[eggplant]

53. I first thought of this guy.

[regnaD kciN]

64. That's a horribly-offensive insult...

...to vaudeville-performing bears!

[Woodycall]

41. You beat me! n/t

[kimbutgar]

56. He really is a strange looking man

Perhaps an alien from another planet incognito.

[Dave Starsky]

72. Heh heh.

[Brother Buzz]

29. Yow!!

[ornotna]

7. That's a melon head for sure

I thought it was shopped.

[MontanaMama]

8. Yeah...

Something isn't right with the shape of his head, that's for sure. That said, nothing Stone says is accidental. He's always stirring the pot.

[murielm99]

10. Both him and Howdy Gowdy.

Does this distort their thinking?

[sheshe2]

18. I think you have a point there.

[pandr32]

9. I thought the same thing--pin head

It's not helped by that crop of hair plugs all unnaturally growing straight up because they are in tight clumps.

[mopinko]

16. i always wonder if his parents wrapped his head.

in, i believe it was maya culture, the elite wrapped their babies head while the bones were knitting so they would have a head like that.
a lifetime proof of their regal birth, or some such.

[Thor_MN]

35. When one shoves one's up asses repeatedly, the result is a Roger Stone

[RandomAccess]

45. It freaks me out to note

just how much his physical appearance freaks and creeps me out. I am totally repulsed by him.

[Kirk Lover]

58. I understand he's from France.

[Raine1967]

11. Someone send him some pot.

This guy is the original RatF*cker. He needs some edibles to get him to go to sleep.

We have his number, and I suspect Mueller does as well.

[Leghorn21]

24. Agree on Mueller interest in this...rat But at least we'll be able to easily spot him during his

daily hour in "the yard", eh?

[Raine1967]

26. He won't do well in prison.

But I am laughing at your picture!

[bathroommonkey76]

12. Was Stone in the movie Freaks?

[Sneederbunk]

22. Zippy

[Raine1967]

14. Stone's Tattoo:

[milestogo]

17. His head reminds me of a tilted egg with fur on top.

[MoonRiver]

19. I have never seen anyone who looks more like a Neanderthal than Roger Stone.

[murielm99]

21. We had a math teacher in our high school who looked like a Neanderthal.

But he was athletic, and coached wrestling. He was a good teacher and a nice guy.

[MoonRiver]

31. Not saying anything is wrong with that look, it's just unusual.

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[waddirum]

74. The much maligned Man-Bun

has great historical provenance.

[MoonRiver]

75. It's a lot less about the bun than the forehead!

[Leghorn21]

34. muriel, I don't believe in making fun of people's looks, and I have no doubt that your

teacher was a fine and admirable human being, truly.

...on the other hand, this IS Roger Stone here, so I posted the most...amazing, shall we say, photo of him I could find.

I would never post such a picture if this wasn't Roger frickin Stone.

This photo may send me straight to hell, but it's Roger frickin Stone, and his foul deeds through the decades need to be accounted for, because I am old and grumpy and had enough of this mofo!!!

[murielm99]

69. I am not offended.

When we spoke about our teacher's appearance, it was not in a mean way. He always knew we were doing it, and laughed with us. He was a good man.

Stone is a different matter. He is a despicable throwback.

[Leghorn21]

70. Yes, Stone is the total antithesis of your marvelous teacher, m! nt

[bettyellen]

25. "Some process related matter"? Like emails that they complained about?

[underpants]

28. Wow he's so smart

[unblock]

30. bert has not aged well. also, where's ernie?

[Squinch]

42. My same thought!

[ecstatic]

57. +1000. nt

[UTUSN]

32. That profile just screams "Swinger!1"

[pnwmom]

36. Some "process related matter." Like lying to the FBI, or perjury, or obstruction.

Mere process related matters.

[Doodley]

37. I agree with Roger Stone. In order to prevent Trump from shutting down the

investigation, Mueller will charge Trump and/or Trump Jr and/or Kushner with anything, no matter how small. Once those charges have been made, Trump will not be able to do anything about it without it looking like it is obvious (even to Republicans) that he is obstructing justice to save his own skin (or family members).

[regnaD kciN]

65. To charge Trump himself...

...he'll have to convince the courts (including the current SCOTUS) that a sitting president can be charged with a crime.

And I'm not sure how charging Donnie Jr. or It-Can-Only-Be-Jared would prevent The Manbaby Who Would Be King from firing Mueller. In fact, I'm pretty sure any such move would guarantee it.

[McCamy Taylor]

38. VIPs and Corps (Exxon ) that may get named as co-conspirators

in Russia-gate are suddenly desperate the shut it down the only way they can--get Trump to resign. Stone works for the rich.

[matt819]

39. Yeah. Process.

The process of money laundering.

The process of espionage.

The process of obstruction of justice.

The process of conspiracy.

The process of perjury.

[regnaD kciN]

66. The process of treason.

[LuckyCharms]

40. Look at the head on that guy.

Go ahead.

Look at it.

[wolfie001]

43. He looks like one of Henson's muppets and.....

....you can detect his hair plugs at 10 yards. Don't know if I should or

[moonseller66]

44. Brainless?

Hardly looks as though there's enough room for a full brain! Seem to be missing the frontal part.
Maybe a Natural lobotomy?

[ProfessorGAC]

46. No

Just another example that sometimes personal success is rooted in heartless, ruthless, selfish behaviors!
Then, success leads to the delusion one knows how EVERYTHING works in every circumstance!
THAT is Roger Stone, idiot fanboy!

[Jopin Klobe]

47. That profile ...

... explains so, so, so much ...

[BadGimp]

48. We are entering the End Game stage.

If you're Donald Trump, when Roger Stone turns on you and starts predicting your downfall, it's time to start making some end game plans.

[marble falls]

49. I think Roger has a second carreer .....

[TygrBright]

50. So that's what happened to Zippy... n/t

[L. Coyote]

51. You're first Roger.

And, guess how much Trump charges for pardons! More than you can afford.

[iluvtennis]

52. BEWARE, Stone is the one who setup/coached Tweeden on her accusation of Franken.

[Leghorn21]

55. Yep. He's a dirty, dirty dog. I don't understood how a creature like this roams free in the

world. I reallllly don't.

[boston bean]

54. His momma left him in the crib and never picked him up.

[randr]

59. Pence has always been his guy

[SleeplessinSoCal]

60. Is that a photoshopped pic? Pointy head Stone?

[pbmus]

61. The utter epitome of a pointed head....

[Lint Head]

62. Separated at birth.

[Lint Head]

63. Or

(American Horror Story)

[scipan]

73. wow. twins separated at birth. n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

67. Bless its pointy little head

[GeorgeGist]

68. It's obvious that the man was born without ...

a prefrontal cortex.

[Saboburns]

71. I think his head looks like a pimple

A big, ripe, white-head pimple.

And its just as useful.

[titaniumsalute]

76. That dude has the weirdest shaped head ever...WTF??