Trump Is Down To Only One Job Left - Finding Country Offering Him And Family Asylum

[SeaDoo77]

I bet it's the only thing he is thinking about these days.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Let's see, there's.......

Argentina
Mexico
most of South America that are non-extradition countries
Russia

[tblue37]

20. Maybe Asange can make room in the Ecuadorian embassy--since he is such a

good friend of the Trumps.

[waddirum]

21. The U.S. has extradition treaties with both Argentina and Mexico

[bluecollar2]

22. pretty certain Mexico isn't going to

Offer Trump safe passage

[lindysalsagal]

2. Maybe there's a country in africa he could buy?

Who knows: They're used to authoritarian ass hats being in charge. He might be an upgrade.

[milestogo]

13. There are quite a few Muslims in most of the African countries he could afford to buy his way into.

He might not do so well.

[murielm99]

3. He is so universally hated that

no one will have him.

[syringis]

4. Gladly, it will not mine...

...since Brussels is a hellhole...

[chaking53]

5. I suppose he will go to switzerland, where putin sent all the bribe money.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Yup,he will head over to

his Palace on the Baltic,right next to Vald's in Crimea.

[lpbk2713]

7. North Korea?

He could help make them great again.

[meow2u3]

8. Russia, maybe?

Or is Russia too cold for His Snowflakiness?

[lindysalsagal]

15. You mean," Rusher?" or, Gynah?

[meow2u3]

17. I see....this Rusher thing

[MaryMagdaline]

9. He might get his Moscow Trump Tower after all

[syringis]

12. Not sure...

He will start a new business : Trump Gulag

[MaryMagdaline]

14. Perfect!

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. They've put in the work in Saudi Arabia

Hey, they took Idi Amin. And they're going to allow women to drive, so Ivanka can be independent. And they're opening cinemas, so Junior and Eric can watch their cartoons.

[IluvPitties]

11. Vladivostok

[CanonRay]

16. I'm thinking a two room cold water flat in a Soviet high rise in Moscow

[struggle4progress]

18. Assuming Kenya doesn't have an extradition treaty with us, why not Hawaii?

[Takket]

19. kushner went unannounced to saudi arabia a few weeks ago

i'm convinced that was why