My letter (email) to Bradley Byrne
Yeah, I really sent this just now.
R, 1st Dist.
What can I say?
I'd had a few drinks.
Hi.
Haven’t heard from you in a while.
Hope you’re OK.
I guess there’s enough going on in D.C. to keep you pretty busy, let alone what’s happening here at home.
Boy, President Trump just seem to be stepping into one pile of poo (or pee) after another.
That guy sure is unlucky.
The missus said that he should dial it back on the tweets.
I told her that’s part of his God given 1st Amendment Rights.
She said it has nothing to do with God.
I guess she’s right. She goes to church a lot.
Anyway...
That Stormy Daniels. Isn’t she a caution? I swear.
She’s not invited to any White House functions, is she?
I don’t think you’d want to her and Melania in the same room.
As a prominent past president would say, “Wouldn’t be prudent.”
I bet the fur would fly.
Did you know that Kay Ivey is running for governor?
I’m serious.
Somehow she thinks she had something to do with Governor Dr. Doctor Bentley being ”relieved of his responsibilities”.
(I think that’s how the official press release read.)
And she’s got a TV commercial running that really bad mouths Washington D.C.
I guess nobody told her that a big part of the money we need to run the state comes from...you guessed it...Washington D.C.
Listen, speaking of her, do you know ANYTHING about her?
Boy, we sure don’t.
She’s like The Stealth Candidate.
Married? Divorced? Widowed? Gay? Straight? Kids? Grandkids?
She has no history.
All we know is that she hates Washington and “libruls”, loves her some Confederate statues and monuments, and won’t debate any other Republicans running for governor because she’s too busy throwing a spade of dirt at a ground breaking or throwing out the first pitch at a Birmingham Barons’ baseball game.
OK, this has gone on too long.
Just one more question: Do you think Roy Moore will run for the Republican nomination for governor?
If so, do you think he’ll win?
Would you support him?
OK, that’s 3.
Sorry.
All the best,
'trof'
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It's as close to "two ships passing in the night" as I'll ever know! 
