Trump claims tax bill that doesn't yet exist is 'moving along' in Congress

[factfinder_77]

Source: Politico

President Donald Trump claimed Thursday that tax legislation is advancing through Congress — even though no such bill yet exists.
“Our tax bill is moving along in Congress, and I believe it’s doing very well,” Trump said Thursday.
Although no such legislation exists, Trump said, “I think a lot of people will be very pleasantly surprised.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/01/donald-trump-tax-bill-congress-239033

[underpants]

1. A unicorn has it

[C Moon]

10. :D

[C_U_L8R]

2. He's lost his freakin marbles

Everyone knows it and Republicans are too corrupt and chickenshit to do a thing about it. We're fucked.

[Moostache]

3. He was confused and was speaking of the covfefe moving in his bowels.

I am sending negative vibes into to the universe directed at his personal health. May his cold heart explode and end him soon.

[crim son]

27. OMG you just about killed me with that subject line.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. It's all a TV show, say it and it's true

[IronLionZion]

5. Things that don't exist move faster than we can imagine

be careful not to think about it too hard or you might burst a blood vessel from the intense brilliance of our genius in chief. It's way above all of our heads.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/w/wcfields108794.html

[marylandblue]

6. Problem is, half the country will believe it

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[NurseJackie]

7. That's what his staff is telling him. He ONLY wants to hear good news...

... so they make it up and tell him what they think he wants to hear.

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. He thinks of the healthcare bill as a tax bill, because it's about tax cuts for the rich

as far as he's concerned. People's health doesn't enter into his limited mind. All he can think of is "more money for me and people like me".

[WePurrsevere]

9. This seems like the only way what he said would make any sense at all. nt

[angrychair]

11. He meant

"It is advancing through the kremlin" you are stupid covfefe, get back to work.

[dalton99a]

12. It'll move further along when he sits on the toilet

[procon]

13. Why does he lie about everything?

We all have the Google to easily factcheck everything he says, so I just don't understand who he thinks is buying his lies.

[marylandblue]

14. Because he gets away with it.

[murielm99]

24. No one has told him about the Google.

The twit only knows how to tweet.

I believe that he does not use computers. Other people do that for him.

[BumRushDaShow]

15. No legislation exists, no hearings are scheduled, Congress is not in session this week

yet the alternate universe is alive and well in his mind.

[Frances]

16. I heard a bit of Hillary Clinton's interview

She talked about a new reality

I think this is an example

Trump has created a new reality that many people live in

[vkkv]

17. Fake news for the FOX NEWS crowd is all that is..

[Turbineguy]

18. Truth

is a minor detail.

[BarbD]

19. When can we vote him off the island?

[not fooled]

20. Well

maybe dump has inside info that the kochroaches are working behind the scenes getting the bill ready to try to ram thru at least the House, as they did with dumpcare.

Still not moving along 'in Congress' but something might be festering in the bowels of the GOPee.

[BHDem53]

21. It's a

covfefe of his imagination. Sad.

[Stuart G]

22. Well...........he is moving along too...and then moving out of the White HOuse..and

I hope very very soon.

[NastyRiffraff]

23. Must be a quark

or a photon. One of those things that does exist but you can't see it.

Alternatively, it's something buzzing around in Dump's tiny brain.

[Bengus81]

25. Kind of like telling all his Casino sub contractors "the check is in the mail" n/t

[Gothmog]

26. Another trump lie