Stormy Daniels' tell-all book on Trump: salacious detail and claims of cheating

[EricMaundry]

Source: The Guardian

In a tell-all memoir, the pornographic actor Stormy Daniels details salacious descriptions of her time with Donald Trump, wonders if he is fit to be president and claims he offered to cheat for her in his reality TV show.

A copy of the book, Full Disclosure, was obtained by the Guardian. In it, Daniels describes her mounting disbelief as Trump began to win primary contests in 2016 for the Republican presidential nomination. Former castmates whom she had not heard from in years, but who had heard her story about sleeping with Trump in 2006, would call her up to marvel at the news. “It will never happen, I would say,” Daniels writes. “He doesn’t even want to be president.”

But as Trump kept winning, Daniels writes, she began to think she might be in danger. The story she had to tell about Trump seemed more sensitive the more he won. And she had already been threatened once, years earlier, and warned never to tell the story about Trump, she has claimed.

Those moments of fear and doubt – and Daniels’ decision on the eve of the election to sign a $130,000 hush agreement – hang around a detailed description of Daniels’ alleged tryst with Trump at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California. In the book, Daniels writes in sometimes excruciating detail about the president’s genitals and describes her disgust with herself for letting the scene play out.

Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating

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[Jarqui]

1. Here's some of the fun stuff

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

[orleans]

3. oh god

between this and the woodward book, we're probably going to end up in another war to distract us and get our minds off his dick!

[Jarqui]

4. If it involves mushroom clouds, that might not work .... nm

[LuvNewcastle]

6. Mushroom Man

I’ll think of him every time I see the Smurfs.

[airmid]

7. I have only been awake 45 min and I already need to clean the screen because of this comment

I think we have a new nickname winner.

[Dave Starsky]

14. ...

[sofa king]

16. Here's a recipe for success:

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/237159/doritos-chicken-cheese-casserole/

Stir chicken, 1 cup Mexican cheese blend, salsa, cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, and sour cream together in a bowl. Pour chicken mixture over crushed (Doritos) into the baking dish.

Then ask a foreign nuclear power to help you steal the election, pack the Supreme Court, and pardon as you go. Serves 25 to life if burned.

[steventh]

23. omg too funny

LOL thanks

[JohnnyRingo]

9. There's a kick in his nuts.

I think someone figured how to really hurt Trump. It might be amusing if he feels he has to tweet about this. He might even try talking Melania into testifying.

[3Hotdogs]

13. EXCELLENT !!!

Deposition ---


Trump's Attorney: (T.A) "Now, Mrs. Trump, would you consider yourself an expert on the size and shape of men's penises?"


Melania'a attorney: (M.A.) "Objection. That would lead to inquiry about her prior intimate experiences with ---"

T.A.: Ok, I withdraw the question.

M.A., "Remember, you're supposed to be on our side."

T.A. "O.k., Mrs. Trump. For the record, have you seen replica's of men's penises in museums? And if so, were such penises erect? ---

And compared to, say, Michaelangelo's David, wouldn't you say that David's -ah-- organ vaguely resembles a mushroom?" And if so, could you not also say that Mr. Trump's John-Thomas, (refer to Monty Python) though small, is also a work of art?"

Melania: Yes."

T.A.: "There you have it. That proves the Donald's Paddywacker (Refer to "Porky's) is a priceless work of art, worthy of international respect."

[JohnnyRingo]

22. LOL

Or on the stand Melania says bigger than average and extends her pinky finger skyward.

[DeminPennswoods]

12. This made me

[George II]

15. I didn't even know about that and I already refer to him as "Donnie Dickhead"!

[Zorro]

18. He's got an atomic penis!

That's the ticket!

[olegramps]

21. The mushroom futures market just collapsed. Experts see recover at 2020 at the earliest.

The mushrooms farmers are totally in the dark and up their necks in shit. They are hoping for emergency relief in 2018 if the Democrats take over the house. Their hopes are futile because there isn't any money in the treasurer just stakes and stakes of moldy IOU's signed by Reagan, Bush, Cheney and a new stake by Trump. But don't lose hope. There is an election scheduled in 2020 and it will provide them to opportunity to elect an other "moran" president. Lots to look forward to, not.

[Yupster]

24. Yeti pubes?

Ya got me there?

[TexasBushwhacker]

25. As a porn star

She's probably used to some manscaping down there.

[mr_lebowski]

2. Other than the last line, there's absolutely nothing fun about any of that ...

Not for me, and not for anyone ...



Edit: meant to reply to post 1 ...

[trueblue2007]

5. i will buy Stormy's book

[jodymarie aimee]

11. yup

me too!!!

[truthisfreedom]

8. Ahh, well, that's more interesting than I expected his penis to be.

Although it does cast a shadow on mushrooms. Sigh.

[George II]

17. Not a big shadow though.

[Achilleaze]

10. republican "values" lead to the #PornoPresident

creepy (R)

[Hugin]

19. Okay, this explains why they were ranting about Suzie Chaffetz's book on Faux & Frauds...

this morning.

Somebody PM me if there's any details on what happens when you blaze an over-sized orange ass with a magazine.

Does it turn oranger? Red? Blorange? Roarnge? What?

I have an academic interest. It's for science. I'm wondering if it adds to global warming.

[mackdaddy]

20. A Little dick with a Fat head .... yep sounds like Trump alright N/t

[PJMcK]

26. Consider this thought

Stormy gives a detailed description of Trump's junk.

Melania reads the description. Now she knows definitively that Trump cheated on her right after their son was born. (If she didn't realize it already.)

Must be interesting when they dine together.

[MichMan]

27. Why did she do it in the first place?

She had consensual sex with a man she thought was disgusting. For what? to maybe get on a TV show? … and then continued to have personal contact with him.

I think she is having seller's remorse for agreeing to only $130K and once he was elected realized she could have cashed out for a lot more $$$$$. Just my opinion