Sarah Sanders to leave White House

[demmiblue]

Source: The Hill

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will leave her post as White House press secretary at the end of the month, President Trump announced on Thursday.

Sanders’s departure caps off a tumultuous, two-year run as Trump’s top spokeswoman, marked by tensions with the White House press corps and the disappearance of the daily briefing. During that time, however, Sanders became one of Trump’s closest aides.

After 3 1/2 years, our wonderful Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be leaving the White House at the end of the month and going home to the Great State of Arkansas....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

....She is a very special person with extraordinary talents, who has done an incredible job! I hope she decides to run for Governor of Arkansas - she would be fantastic. Sarah, thank you for a job well done!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 13, 2019

Read more: https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/448454-sarah-sanders-to-leave-white-house

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Link to tweet

[TruckFump]

1. Really?

This is not a joke, right?

[PunkinPi]

2. Good riddance. nt

[SergeStorms]

3. There must be...

an opening at the sewage treatment plant.

[Evolve Dammit]

43. You made me spill liquid! I was thinking "That's a shame" (Seinfeld).

[Bengus81]

61. Applicants for her job are taking lie detector tests as we speak........

To make sure they can really,really LIE.

[dhill926]

4. well...she hasn't been there for the last year or so....

oh...and fuck her...

[True Dough]

5. Let it be said...

[hlthe2b]

6. What RW crony is hiring her and for what?

Honestly, I'm not sure even the Fox audience would want to hear from her. She's just nasty.

[rurallib]

14. Gotta be her Daddy

to help him fleece the sheep a bit closer.

[NurseJackie]

7. Who'd have her now? She'll write ONE book (...) then disappear forever.

Who'd have her now? She'll write ONE book (which will either be self/vanity published... or it'll go directly to the half-price remainders table) then she'll disappear forever.

The very best that ol' walleye can hope for would be to have her own chat show on CBN or PTL or TBN.

[BigmanPigman]

12. Creepy and funny!

[NurseJackie]

50. But wait! There's more!

[BigmanPigman]

56. That should come with a warning.

[George II]

96. You're cruel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NurseJackie]

97. The FIRST animated gif, and the LAST animated gif...

The FIRST animated gif, and the LAST animated gif... just crack me up!

Of them all, I think the first one is the most hilarious, because it starts off so subtle... you're not sure if you're seeing what you thought you saw. It begins as a tease, then the laughter begins in earnest.



Kudos to the artist/animator on that one!

[Sucha NastyWoman]

67. Not funny if you actually have one

Whhich I do, thanks to a playground accident when I was eleven.

[BigmanPigman]

88. I have had a "lazy eye" and wore glasses since I was 5

Sometimes I can make it do that too...it freaks some people out.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. FOX wouldn't take her - she doesn't have the look they want for their women.

Even if she dyed her hair blond, she still couldn't do the required cleavage and short skirts and fuck-me pumps their elderly male viewers need in order to *ahem* enjoy the programs.

[Oppaloopa]

39. True

[Evolve Dammit]

44. I do believe you are absolutely right. Would not have thought of that.

"Expert guest" perhaps, but probably no show?

[Bengus81]

62. Picturing huck-a-fuck as a blonde..........

Uggg...........

[IggleDuer]

71. The thought of SHS throwing beaver shots on Fox is a little too much to take!

N/T

[MarcA]

8. Wonder where it will turn up next. n/t

[BigmanPigman]

33. The fucking moron is encouraging her to run for governor of

Arkansas (I think it's Arkansas but could be wrong).

[volstork]

55. Doesn't Arkansas have enough problems already?

...mostly thanks to her dear ol' dad.

[Yonnie3]

9. See ya Sarah!

or maybe not.

[forgotmylogin]

47. She must be exhausted.

I mean, she gave, what like nine whole press conferences?

[edbermac]

10. Sarah grabbing her spot in the lifeboat as the Trumptanic goes down.

[shanny]

54. that looks like a destroyer

which would make perfect sense

[demmiblue]

11. The Twitter replies are going to be epic (3.5 years... lol!)

Link to tweet

[dimmerswitch]

37. Pretty close

She began working with Trump February 2016. Close to 3 and a half years.

[DesertRat]

84. She is leaving her job as White House press secretary

Dirty Don has been in the WH for almost 2 1/2 years. Welcome to DU!

[msongs]

13. she wishes she was in the land of cotton. nt

[OnlinePoker]

15. I miss Spicer

His news conferences were like watching Baghdad Bob in the last days of the Hussein regime.

[FailureToCommunicate]

49. And SNL's great skits lampooning him!

[rurallib]

16. Quite a resume - hasn't done her job for a year while getting a top wage

What employer wants someone like that?

[LibDemAlways]

17. There must have been an opening for a shelf

stocker at WalMart. At last she'll have a gig she's qualified her.

[machoneman]

18. Sarah smoky-eye, lyin' my ass off every day in service of the Lord Sanders is a leaving!

Yeah haw! Giddy-up as we ride that cow out of the WH!

Take Kellyskank Spinway with you!

[47of74]

19. ahem

[cstanleytech]

20. She is so radioactive that she will probably be unable to find a job with any

truly reputable company or organization.

[onetexan]

34. oh i'm sure Faux News will be thrilled to pick her up

and have her on their lineup of liars, since she fits in quite nicely.

[cstanleytech]

64. Well I did say any "reputable" company which does not apply to Fox News.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

73. Probably not, see post #24.

She doesn't have the Fox look. They want their women to look like cocktail waitresses, not prison matrons.

[Capperdan]

21. Can she collect Unemployment?

I feel so bad for her.

[LiberalLovinLug]

22. Great but I hate how these lying syncophants just walk away with no consequences

Heck, Sean Spicer even had a few laugh lines at the Emmys. Will Sarah Sanders show up at the CMA show?

She is bound to get either a regular appearance at Fox News, if not her own show.

[jmbar2]

23. If I were her career counselor, I might recommend

- Meter maid
- Prison guard in a men's prison
- Truant officer
- Customer service at my internet provider
- Debt collector

[Chakaconcarne]

25. who wants to bet she'll end up on fox?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. They wouldn't have her.

She doesn't have the blond-cleavage-midthigh skirt-fuckme pumps look they want for jerkoff material for their old white guy viewers.

[DrToast]

26. Wants to spend more time lying to her family.

[Paladin]

27. Amazing that good news can still come from this White House.

I hope I never hear from or about Sanders again---but I don't think I'll get that lucky.

[kairos12]

29. She will leave a whiff of sulphur.

[El Supremo]

30. ...

[DFW]

31. Trump hopes she runs for governor of Arkansas?

What did the people of Arkansas ever do to Trump that was so horrible that he would wish THAT upon them?

[MineralMan]

32. She's leaving on this:

[area51]

35. A Nimbus 2000?

Heck, any old broom will do!

[MineralMan]

36. Wait until she finds out that it won't fly

for a Muggle.

[Evolve Dammit]

46. Maybe the Dursleys will take her in... Harry's old "room" in available!

[MineralMan]

48. LOL!

[MikeJelf]

38. Minding the Credibility Gap

Well-placed and usually reliable sources (therefor obviously persons not on the White House staff) revealed Thursday that Ms. Sanders decided to quit her job as a result of having read the Holy Bible for herself for the first time, rather than relying on the summary by Attorney General William Barr.
The Barr summary, sources said, redacts the Ninth Commandment.

[JDC]

40. Straight to a lucrative Fox contract

[shanny]

57. No way. As noted above, not sufficiently "decorative."

[JDC]

74. Her hateful hyperbole and lying skills shine as bright as the sun

[shanny]

77. True. But there are plenty of others who can supply that need

with a smile instead of the perpetual sneer.

[JoeOtterbein]

41. Is she leaving or...

...being fired, for not being Kellyanne Conway because the OSC wants her fired instead for the Hatch Act violations?

You know how Trump loves to troll the media by firing by tweet.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

87. It'll come out sooner or later.

She burbled something about spending more time with her three children. Isn't that what they always say ? "Family time" seems to be the ready excuse so often. The children have been there all along, so why now ?

The REAL reason will come out sooner or later.

[JoeOtterbein]

90. Yea, maybe. I really think she was fired to distract from something like K-Conway. Also...

...do you actually eat Haggis? I've never tried it, but I've always wondered about it. Is is good? What does it taste like? Like a sausage mix or something?

Thanks in advance!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

92. Ahhhh Haggis - the National dish of Scotland.

Do I "actually" (I love how you wrote that !) eat Haggis ? Aye. I grew up eating Haggis as my Mum is a Scot. Personally, I love it and eat it all the time. We have ours with tatties (mashed potatoes) and neeps (turnips). On special occasions, we add just a wee dollop of whisky (that would be Scotch to you).

First of all, you MUST like the flavor of liver, otherwise you will hate Haggis. I'll give you my (Highlander) Gran's recipe:

one sheep's paunch (stomach)
heart, liver and lights (lungs) of sheep
salt
white and cayenne pepper
nutmeg
2 onions, chopped finely
6 oz toasted oatmeal
1 lb beef suet
3/4 pint stock

Wash the paunch thoroughly. Turn inside out and repeat. Boil the heart, liver and lights until tender. Hang the windpipe over the edge of the pan, so that it drains into a bowl.

Chop the meat very finely and grate the liver.

Spread this over (a large butcher block) and add salt, pepper, nutmeg, onions, suet and oatmeal.

Mix this well with the stock and fill into the paunch. Leave room for the oatmeal to swell in cooking.

Sew up (yes, needle and thread), prick all over with a needle and put into boiling water for three hours.

Got all that ??


Now, in the US, you can no longer follow the original recipe as it became illegal for butchers to sell sheep "lights." And unless you've got a good butcher in town, you may have a hard time finding the paunch.

I haven't made Haggis myself in decades as it's a LOT of work, plus it scares the grandkids. So, now I buy mine from a company back east, Scottish Gourmet USA (They are online and have a wide range of Scottish goodies.). They overnight it to you packed in bags of chemical ice - it's a bit pricey, but well worth it.

Hope that answers your questions.

Oh, and in British vernacular, Haggis is not a sausage, but a "pudding."

[spike jones]

42. Maybe someone can make her a honest woman

No, wait..

[Zambero]

45. Good non-work if you can get it!

[Linda Ed]

51. Good

Subpoena her arse for all the lies she has told...put her under the oath

[SergeStorms]

59. Executive priveledge!

Executive priveledge! You know how this works. Everyone connected to Trump uses subpoenas for fish wrap.

[shanny]

52. she's been planning to leave since last fall

but no one would hire her. I wonder who finally took one for the team?

[iluvtennis]

53. Glad she's leaving. She hasn't done a [lying] daily bief in nearly 3 montj

US taxpayers 3 months of pay.

[volstork]

58. All I can say is:

[maddogesq]

60. Future greeter...

at a Wally World near you.

I can’t see her working at Fixed News because even their viewers would get lulled to sleep.

[yuiyoshida]

63. She is getting out before the FBI Raid the place??

Better check to see if she has lifted the Silverware.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

65. Buh bye

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.

[duforsure]

66. Be glad when this loser

Is gone, and got tired of her lying every time she spoke. She was not a spokesperson, she was nothing but a paid liar who has to live the rest of her with people knowing what she did for money.

[Sucha NastyWoman]

68. I can't believe she has the nerve to say she's leaving to spend more time with her family!!!!!

What a liar.

There have been plenty of stories about her planning to leave last year but not being able to
find a job she thinks she deserves.

She's toxic.

Those of you who pray should do so for her kids.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/

[djacq]

69. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night!

[LogicFirst]

70. Terrific

He got thru his comments without saying great or terrific. That must be a first.

[Scurrilous]

72. "...going home to the Great State of Arkansas..."

[SkatmanRoth]

75. Sarah leaving is passably good news, but when is Trump leaving?

Trump leaving the White House is the news I am waiting to hear.

[mahina]

76. That's Sarah Slanders with an L.

[Dr Vegas]

78. Our Next Press Secretary

Same as the old one

[Kablooie]

79. Wow! That means they've found someone even worse!

[colorado_ufo]

80. So, did she get a subpoena?

[3catwoman3]

81. She got her boondoggle trip to London, so it's...

...time to move on.

[muntrv]

82. Good riddance.

[Marthe48]

83. ugly person inside out

even if she drank make-up, it wouldn't help.

[BHDem53]

85. Will the next

lyin' ass kisser come on down!

[kwassa]

86. SAD!

or not.

[BlueIdaho]

89. Somebody play

Ding dong the witch is dead...

[PatrickforO]

91. Life after Trump.

Well, her dad has a lucrative media presence, so I think we'll see her pop up like one of those whack-a-mole things as a political analyst.

Hey, all those Trumpies are used to her now...perhaps she puts them at ease...

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[Smackdown2019]

93. Ms Piggy

Ms Piggy is walking all the way home!

Lmao, professional LIAR Ms Piggy is saying people are pushing her to run for Governor of Arkansas. ..

She will learn about accountability when she will run!

[dreamland]

94. Thank god we don't have to see that lying face again.

How can one person lie for so long, it's just not natural and against all human decency.

[tonedevil]

95. I'm not the first to say it, but...

I'm not going to believe she's leaving until I hear her deny it herself.