Sarah Sanders to leave White House

This is not a joke, right?

an opening at the sewage treatment plant.

To make sure they can really,really LIE.

oh...and fuck her...

Honestly, I'm not sure even the Fox audience would want to hear from her. She's just nasty.

to help him fleece the sheep a bit closer.

Who'd have her now? She'll write ONE book (which will either be self/vanity published... or it'll go directly to the half-price remainders table) then she'll disappear forever.

The very best that ol' walleye can hope for would be to have her own chat show on CBN or PTL or TBN.

The FIRST animated gif, and the LAST animated gif... just crack me up!

Of them all, I think the first one is the most hilarious, because it starts off so subtle... you're not sure if you're seeing what you thought you saw. It begins as a tease, then the laughter begins in earnest.



Kudos to the artist/animator on that one!

Whhich I do, thanks to a playground accident when I was eleven.

Sometimes I can make it do that too...it freaks some people out.

Even if she dyed her hair blond, she still couldn't do the required cleavage and short skirts and fuck-me pumps their elderly male viewers need in order to *ahem* enjoy the programs.

"Expert guest" perhaps, but probably no show?

Uggg...........

N/T

Arkansas (I think it's Arkansas but could be wrong).

...mostly thanks to her dear ol' dad.

or maybe not.

I mean, she gave, what like nine whole press conferences?

which would make perfect sense

She began working with Trump February 2016. Close to 3 and a half years.

Dirty Don has been in the WH for almost 2 1/2 years. Welcome to DU!

His news conferences were like watching Baghdad Bob in the last days of the Hussein regime.

What employer wants someone like that?

stocker at WalMart. At last she'll have a gig she's qualified her.

Yeah haw! Giddy-up as we ride that cow out of the WH!

Take Kellyskank Spinway with you!

truly reputable company or organization.

and have her on their lineup of liars, since she fits in quite nicely.

She doesn't have the Fox look. They want their women to look like cocktail waitresses, not prison matrons.

I feel so bad for her.

Heck, Sean Spicer even had a few laugh lines at the Emmys. Will Sarah Sanders show up at the CMA show?

She is bound to get either a regular appearance at Fox News, if not her own show.

- Meter maid
- Prison guard in a men's prison
- Truant officer
- Customer service at my internet provider
- Debt collector

She doesn't have the blond-cleavage-midthigh skirt-fuckme pumps look they want for jerkoff material for their old white guy viewers.

I hope I never hear from or about Sanders again---but I don't think I'll get that lucky.

What did the people of Arkansas ever do to Trump that was so horrible that he would wish THAT upon them?

Heck, any old broom will do!

for a Muggle.

Well-placed and usually reliable sources (therefor obviously persons not on the White House staff) revealed Thursday that Ms. Sanders decided to quit her job as a result of having read the Holy Bible for herself for the first time, rather than relying on the summary by Attorney General William Barr.
The Barr summary, sources said, redacts the Ninth Commandment.

with a smile instead of the perpetual sneer.

...being fired, for not being Kellyanne Conway because the OSC wants her fired instead for the Hatch Act violations?

You know how Trump loves to troll the media by firing by tweet.

She burbled something about spending more time with her three children. Isn't that what they always say ? "Family time" seems to be the ready excuse so often. The children have been there all along, so why now ?

The REAL reason will come out sooner or later.

...do you actually eat Haggis? I've never tried it, but I've always wondered about it. Is is good? What does it taste like? Like a sausage mix or something?

Thanks in advance!

Do I "actually" (I love how you wrote that !) eat Haggis ? Aye. I grew up eating Haggis as my Mum is a Scot. Personally, I love it and eat it all the time. We have ours with tatties (mashed potatoes) and neeps (turnips). On special occasions, we add just a wee dollop of whisky (that would be Scotch to you).

First of all, you MUST like the flavor of liver, otherwise you will hate Haggis. I'll give you my (Highlander) Gran's recipe:

one sheep's paunch (stomach)
heart, liver and lights (lungs) of sheep
salt
white and cayenne pepper
nutmeg
2 onions, chopped finely
6 oz toasted oatmeal
1 lb beef suet
3/4 pint stock

Wash the paunch thoroughly. Turn inside out and repeat. Boil the heart, liver and lights until tender. Hang the windpipe over the edge of the pan, so that it drains into a bowl.

Chop the meat very finely and grate the liver.

Spread this over (a large butcher block) and add salt, pepper, nutmeg, onions, suet and oatmeal.

Mix this well with the stock and fill into the paunch. Leave room for the oatmeal to swell in cooking.

Sew up (yes, needle and thread), prick all over with a needle and put into boiling water for three hours.

Got all that ??


Now, in the US, you can no longer follow the original recipe as it became illegal for butchers to sell sheep "lights." And unless you've got a good butcher in town, you may have a hard time finding the paunch.

I haven't made Haggis myself in decades as it's a LOT of work, plus it scares the grandkids. So, now I buy mine from a company back east, Scottish Gourmet USA (They are online and have a wide range of Scottish goodies.). They overnight it to you packed in bags of chemical ice - it's a bit pricey, but well worth it.

Hope that answers your questions.

Oh, and in British vernacular, Haggis is not a sausage, but a "pudding."

No, wait..

Subpoena her arse for all the lies she has told...put her under the oath

Executive priveledge! You know how this works. Everyone connected to Trump uses subpoenas for fish wrap.

but no one would hire her. I wonder who finally took one for the team?

US taxpayers 3 months of pay.

at a Wally World near you.

I can’t see her working at Fixed News because even their viewers would get lulled to sleep.

Better check to see if she has lifted the Silverware.

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.

Is gone, and got tired of her lying every time she spoke. She was not a spokesperson, she was nothing but a paid liar who has to live the rest of her with people knowing what she did for money.

What a liar.

There have been plenty of stories about her planning to leave last year but not being able to
find a job she thinks she deserves.

She's toxic.

Those of you who pray should do so for her kids.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/12/sarah-sanders-struggled-find-new-job-white-house-press-office-becomes-night-living-dead-report/

He got thru his comments without saying great or terrific. That must be a first.

Trump leaving the White House is the news I am waiting to hear.

Same as the old one

...time to move on.

even if she drank make-up, it wouldn't help.

lyin' ass kisser come on down!

or not.

Ding dong the witch is dead...

Well, her dad has a lucrative media presence, so I think we'll see her pop up like one of those whack-a-mole things as a political analyst.

Hey, all those Trumpies are used to her now...perhaps she puts them at ease...

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Ms Piggy is walking all the way home!

Lmao, professional LIAR Ms Piggy is saying people are pushing her to run for Governor of Arkansas. ..

She will learn about accountability when she will run!

How can one person lie for so long, it's just not natural and against all human decency.

I'm not going to believe she's leaving until I hear her deny it herself.