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[Newest Reality]

1. But...

The EPA is now the Environmental Pollution Agency. Their new motto: "Pollution is clean!"

Everybody knows that pollution is a conspiracy theory and stopping pollution prevents our great Lords and benefactors from making little dribbles of cash flow into our empty pockets. Besides, new studies will show that pollution is actually good for you, it has important vitamins and minerals and contributes to well being. AND, most importantly, it has electrolytes and plants crave that.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. And polluting and paying for cancer treatments fattens GOP wallets faster

so you know which ones Trump and Mitch will choose

[Canoe52]

3. Heck yeah, we spreads that pollution on our toast in the morning!