Trump Says Getting The Coronavirus Was A 'Blessing From God'

[TomCADem]

Source: Huffington Post

President Donald Trump called it a “blessing from God” that he got coronavirus, a disease that has killed over 211,000 Americans this year.

“I think this was a blessing from God that I caught it,” the president said of COVID-19 in a video message outside the White House on Wednesday.

Trump tested positive for COVID-19 last Thursday and spent three days hospitalized at Walter Reed medical center before returning to the White House on Monday.

The U.S. leads the world with over 7.5 million confirmed coronavirus cases and over 211,000 dead so far.

Read more: https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5f7e3a06c5b6e48b1682f821

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Perhaps during tonight's debate, Pence will explain how getting infected with COVID-19 is one of the holy sacraments along with having extramarital with a porn star.

Thus, Trump did not fail. He was simply trying to share in the blessings of God.

[Blue Owl]

1. Based on the latest poll numbers I'd have to agree

[femmedem]

3. You just won the internet.

[calguy]

2. it's only a blessing if he dies from it.

[BigmanPigman]

17. You beat me to it.

[Zoonart]

4. I think this may be the most repulsive thing he has ever said.

211 thousand dead. A million or more mourning those lost in immediate families or friend circles... and then this POS says this?

[Native]

14. And his closing? "Good Luck"????

[underpants]

15. Yeah I noticed that

So basically good luck. Sorry you don’t have a helicopter and a reserved wing of a hospital for you.

[Grokenstein]

21. Translation: "You're on your own!"

"I got mine, fuck you" all rolled up in one bag of ugly.

[rurallib]

46. not to mention those who will have life long problems from the disease

[olddad65]

5. Lol

[Progressive dog]

6. I thought he said it was the Chinese who created the virus.

Is God from China? I guess only Trump could answer that.

[Salviati]

7. President Randall Flagg is going completely bughouse nuts.

[madaboutharry]

8. What an incredible ignorant thing to say.

Now his cult members will intentionally try to go out and catch it.

This man is a psychopath. He is like Jim Jones.

[lagomorph777]

32. No, I said the exact same words when I heard his diagnosis.

[liberalmuse]

9. If it runs it's full ragged course like it did with over 250k Americans, then yes.

Make it so. Amen.

He's so vile.

[jmbar2]

10. Too soon to say whether it's a blessing.

He's still talking.

[brewens]

11. A blessing he feels obligated to share. n/t

[Leghorn21]

12. So are Melania and Hope and Stephen and KellyAnne and Kayleigh blesses too or nah

[ArizonaLib]

42. So his kids weren't blessed?

Maybe he'll feel even more blessed/holy if he is flogged and crucified?

[Newest Reality]

13. I'm adding that...

to my "famous last words" collection, just in case.

Now, hmmm. Should that go before or after, "hold my beer"?

[CentralMass]

16. So far not enough of a blessing.

[GulfCoast66]

18. If I hear he is ventilated,

I may regain my belief in god...Not really. It will just reinforce my belief in science.

[Jopin Klobe]

19. Trump Says Getting The Coronavirus Was A 'Blessing From God' ...

... not yet ...

[LudwigPastorius]

20. May God continue to bless him.

Bless him hard...

[Roy Rolling]

22. God's Not Finished

He/She/natural order says when it’s finished, not Trump.

There’s more blessing to come.

[marble falls]

23. SURVIVING it was the "blessing of god" if a god it was.

[Nitram]

24. I'll give credit to Dump for one thing: he really understands the Evenjellyculls.

That's worth a ton of votes because those guys and gals are so easy to play. Look at the fraudsters that have ripped them off over the years, and they still send in their money.

[AnnieBW]

25. What, was God out of locusts?

I know people that have had COVID. It's no blessing.

[rickyhall]

26. If he survives what should have killed him, he is the anti-Christ.

Why did my letters go grey?

[FakeNoose]

27. Not a chance

[lagomorph777]

35. No, you have to test whether he floats.

If he weighs less than a duck...

[rickyhall]

43. Fat floats

[jmowreader]

28. I need to have a nice long talk with this God character

Back in the day, when God smited some insane, roid-raged, eating-Crisco-with-a-spoon, no-dick, tyrannical asshole for Violating the Laws of God and Man, that bastard stayed smited. He didn't stand on the balcony outside the White House bragging about how his smiting was really a blessing from God.

[yuiyoshida]

29. If it was A TRUE blessing from god

Trump would be dead.

[Lulu KC]

30. Still on steroids, I see

Oh, man.

[Politicub]

31. Let's hope god bestows more blessings like this on the president.

Amen.

[lagomorph777]

36. Let us pray for a very blessed remainder of his term.

[generalbetrayus]

33. "Regenron, Regeneron, Regeneron, mentioned three times in rapid succession.

This was an informercial for Regeneron, which Benedict Donald has a financial interest in. Nothing has changed, it's still all about putting more dollars in his pocket.

[lagomorph777]

39. That's why he's been amplifying the pandemic. The more sick people, the more money he makes.

[flibbitygiblets]

34. Who does he think sent the fly to land on Pence's head tonight? Blessing from...Satan????

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/j74omi/the_fly_that_landed_on_mike_pences_head_during/

[generalbetrayus]

37. The fly landed on the wrong head.

It's Benedict Donald who's Beelzebub, the Lord of the Flies.

[lagomorph777]

40. Pence's new name: Lord Of The Flies.

[orangecrush]

38. Caligula

[dobleremolque]

41. Bless him some more, God! n/t

[Mz Pip]

44. He's pandering his ass off.

Not that it will do much good

[Dem2theMax]

45. Nah. It's a Darwin Award in the making.

[Ilsa]

47. I've certainly been praying for God to "bless" trump!

Trump knows this is a disaster, so he has to use it somehow to get attention and claim God favors him.

[dalton99a]

48. "And many, many people agree"