New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom call.
Source: Vice
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers, Toobin told Motherboard.
I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video.
Two people who were on the call told VICE separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars: Jane Mayer was playing establishment Republicans; Evan Osnos was Joe Biden, Jelani Cobb was establishment Democrats, Masha Gessen played Donald Trump, Andrew Marantz was the far right, Sue Halpern was left wing democrats, Dexter Filkins was the military, and Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC. , he added.
Read more: https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident
BARF.
shelshaw
(533 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)I haven't even read past this one, but I'm calling it. (Welcome to DU!)
calimary
(81,238 posts)Indeed! This is the kind of thread that one can really get a grip on.
Response to Manifestor_of_Light (Original post)
Name removed Message auto-removed
uppityperson
(115,677 posts)Response to uppityperson (Reply #4)
Name removed Message auto-removed
uppityperson
(115,677 posts)patricia92243
(12,595 posts)spooky3
(34,445 posts)Hekate
(90,674 posts)smb
(3,471 posts)Response to patricia92243 (Reply #20)
Name removed Message auto-removed
Earthshine2
(4,002 posts)Our side takes a loss.
While my inner seventh grader is laughing hysterically, I sure wish he had different employers.
Earthshine2
(4,002 posts)Lulu KC
(2,565 posts)with his name. He must have suffered so immensely between about 5th and 10th grade.
RockRaven
(14,966 posts)Trump's overt illegality and contempt for the Constitution and rules and norms and all that.
certainot
(9,090 posts)that that increases his need for certainty (certainty deficit disorder) and that increases his tendency to be redder (relative to the overall effect of moving the center to the right)
RockRaven
(14,966 posts)Leghorn21
(13,524 posts)Oy
patricia92243
(12,595 posts)apcalc
(4,465 posts)live love laugh
(13,104 posts)cilla4progress
(24,728 posts)that call was arousing???
smb
(3,471 posts)He does need to learn how to block his webcam and keep it to himself, however.
klook
(12,154 posts)Beakybird
(3,333 posts)Poor foolish man.
Ponietz
(2,966 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)ET Awful
(24,753 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)Beakybird
(3,333 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)trusty elf
(7,392 posts)PJMcK
(22,035 posts)Here's a guy who really jumped off the cliff while his entire world watched!
He has self-imolated in a spectacular fashion!
Hey, Jeffrey!
Why were you fapping when you were on a conference?
I mean, WHAT. THE. FUCK?
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Chemisse
(30,811 posts)Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Evolve Dammit
(16,725 posts)Lulu KC
(2,565 posts)honest.abe
(8,678 posts)soothsayer
(38,601 posts)Link to tweet
?s=21
Jennifer Taub
@jentaub
Jeff did write an excellent book about hanging chads.
OK, Ill show myself out.
calimary
(81,238 posts)Hoyt
(54,770 posts)anytime soon. Although, didnt Anthony Weiner get a couple of chances?
Ms. Toad
(34,069 posts)dweller
(23,629 posts)I hope Joe and Hunter are
✌🏻
TheDemsshouldhireme
(172 posts)there's any coming back from that.
Deuxcents
(16,197 posts)WTF is wrong with some men..red or blue..with their fascination with their private parts? And yet..they wanna control our reproductive issues? Something is very wrong. Just let me say.. this is not alright. Im totally pissed.
Doodley
(9,088 posts)reason have you to be pissed?
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)Scratching ones self is very pleasurable. Not as good as an orgasm, but scratching any itch feels good.
In case you do not know, the construction of an adult males internal organs in the area means a bowel movement is a very pleasurable experience.
Be VERY glad human males are not constructed like males dogs, because instead of scratching, we would be licking ourselves.
Doodley
(9,088 posts)scratch there, and never found pooping pleasurable either.
AllTooEasy
(1,260 posts)...and Im adamantly pro-choice, so your point is moot!
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)From now on, when someone doesn't respond to a question on a conference call, I'll wonder whether they're pulling a Toobin.
dchill
(38,484 posts)I'm here all week.
Doodley
(9,088 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)if people can use the "I forgot the webcam was on" excuse to escape repercussions, what's to stop actual pervs from preying on their coworkers?
I'm old enough to have been around when women had to escalate issues to stop co-workers from, say, having pornographic materials on their computer screens (or in their desk drawers where they could be easily found by someone looking for a pencil or work file).
Sure do whatever in one's own home, but put a post-it on the webcam first, or prepare to suffer some consequences is all I'm saying.
MyMission
(1,850 posts)I almost peed publicly during a zoom call. Muted audio and video, I was listening as I carried my phone to the bathroom, and opened the video with a slip of the thumb. Phone was pointed up, realized and closed the video. I was mortified at what almost happened.
It was a mistake and I learned from it. I'm now very careful about making sure I've muted video and audio, and set the phone down so I don't accidentally switch it on when I don't want to be seen. Zooming can be dangerous, for people accidentally displaying body parts or private activities, but you're right, it can also be a vehicle for perverts and sexual harassment.
Ms. Toad
(34,069 posts)Manage your bathroom breaks the same way you manage them face to face.
Sheesh.
MyMission
(1,850 posts)I was attending, listening to a meeting with my phone, didn't want to miss out on what was being said, so I took it with me. If I were in person or using a computer I'd have to leave the room, excuse myself, and miss part of the meeting. That's a benefit of zoom on my phone, I can take it with me. I don't always. I do walk away, but sometimes I do take it with me to the fridge, or bathroom, or taking the dog out. Depends on the zoom meeting, class, etc
In general, I can usually sit still until zoom thing is done, but sometimes I can't.
And from what I recall of in person face to face meetings, I would try to use the restroom before, and or after, not during if I could help it. Times are different. I'm older, and zoom exists.
Doodley
(9,088 posts)the likely consequence of what he did if it was deliberate or not. It's hard to see that he planned for this to happen. The poor guy made a mistake. It's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened in his life.
ancianita
(36,053 posts)As with that, he'll have to live this down, too.
Chemisse
(30,811 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,753 posts)Come on, he wasn't trying to hurt anyone.
He basically forgot to close the blinds.
Being outraged that a man masturbates when he thinks he's alone seems silly.
Now that beating off on the job thing is another issue.
pnwmom
(108,977 posts)BlueStater
(7,596 posts)He made a dumb mistake that has caused him some personal embarrassment, but really isnt all that scandalous.
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)He put his company in legal jeopardy, "mistake" or no. He made his co-workers extremely uncomfortable, which may well impact their ability to do their jobs, particularly if nothing is done about it. If I log into a video conference and one of my co-workers is wanking off, my company better damned well do something to ensure this doesn't happen to anyone else.
Pardon me for being annoyed, but I've heard the "your co-worker didn't mean to offend you with his sexually explicit behavior and materials" line way too many times.
BlueStater
(7,596 posts)Im just not going to judge him for masturbating, a harmless, normal activity that millions of people partake in. On the other hand (*spppf*), Ive always had enough restraint to not do it while Im on the clock, but thats just me.
Doodley
(9,088 posts)Orrex
(63,208 posts)Talitha
(6,584 posts)maddogesq
(1,245 posts)Ask your doctor if Zoom is right for you.😎
LovingA2andMI
(7,006 posts)He should never be seen on TV again. Period!
Sucha NastyWoman
(2,748 posts)We have no way of knowing whether it was intentional or not. In that case Id have to give him a pass as long as his history doesnt include other similar events.
And then Id have to feel sorry for him - how embarrassing!
He doesnt seem like the type to do it as abuse.
LovingA2andMI
(7,006 posts)Disgusting actually. The other attendees should not been forced to view that. He knew the time of the meeting. Take care of person business before or after the meeting
So yes, disgusting and yuck.
Dopers_Greed
(2,640 posts)How stupid do you have to be?!
Sucha NastyWoman
(2,748 posts)Joinfortmill
(14,417 posts)Dysfunction City
(11 posts)And even OJ is killing it:
https://nypost.com/2020/10/19/o-j-simpson-weighs-in-on-jeffrey-toobin-masturbation-scandal/
Piasladic
(1,160 posts)calimary
(81,238 posts)SHEESH - I'll never think of Zoom in the same way again!
yaesu
(8,020 posts)ClearSky24
(234 posts)Someone is always watching.
calimary
(81,238 posts)I hope the New Yorker gets the situation in hand soon.
CaptainTruth
(6,589 posts)roamer65
(36,745 posts)olddad65
(599 posts)Piasladic
(1,160 posts)I spend half my time masturbating and half my time in meetings. I just have to remember that I can't do them both at the same time. First wank; then be late for meeting... all good .... and bonus, they can't smell me.
calimary
(81,238 posts)Or would that be "faux paw"?
AdamGG
(1,291 posts)I think I've watched him since the OJ trial in the 90's. I don't think this deserves to be career ending because he wasn't intentionally targeting/harassing anyone. But, the embarrassment level is off the charts.
He'll probably need to take a year or two off and then focus more on print journalism. And, he's now a cautionary tale for videoconferencing for all time.
BadgerKid
(4,552 posts)olddad65
(599 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)I'd say he wins it, hands down
...I'll see myself out...
LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)I really liked that guy. See him on CNN all of the time. What is wrong with men that have to jack off all of the time? Good grief.
Polybius
(15,398 posts)He's not exactly a teenager.
LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)onetexan
(13,040 posts)At first this was just crazy to me. Now i think it's pathetic.
LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)I had to see the photo to make sure it was the same person I thought it was.
The shock was instant. Come on man, grow up. Do that in the shower where nobody see you.
Gaaaaa
Renew Deal
(81,856 posts)LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)I was ashamed for years after my father opened my bedroom door unexpectedly when I was a teen (before he quickly shut the door again). I can't imagine my thought process in this scenario!
Talitha
(6,584 posts)Who's ever going to feel comfortable with this guy in a conference call again?
Ewwwww.
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)pretty damn stupid.
JoeOtterbein
(7,700 posts)...Worst Post of the Year (& grossest) for 2020 Yet!
rictofen
(236 posts)Cover that lens when it's not in use. Consider it as the video call version of two-factor authorization.
FakeNoose
(32,634 posts)I'm never going to "accidently" send something that I didn't want to send.
dustyscamp
(2,224 posts)Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)That might've crossed the minds of the others during that Zoom conference.
Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)Olafjoy
(937 posts)None of the zoom meetings I have ever been on started to turn me on and made me think I needed to take a break and go masturbate. My Zoom meetings make me want to hit my head against the wall or slap myself across the face
PatrickforO
(14,572 posts)it really is hysterical.
snort
(2,334 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)LudwigPastorius
(9,139 posts)Hey Toobin, quit your lubin!
How about less masturbatin and more adjudicatin?
Hekate
(90,674 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Very poor impulse control for an adult. Nothing against masturbation, but unless you're a porn star, nsfw.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)what's going on while his talking head is appearing in it's little on-screen box!
I just can't imagine what about that call brought him to that point. Was the context really that stimulating?
xxqqqzme
(14,887 posts)No one said, "Hey Jeff zip it up"?
shawn703
(2,702 posts)People do forget the cameras are on.
Illumination
(2,458 posts)smb
(3,471 posts)Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts
Obviously, he got too deep into character as Clarence Thomas.
Politicub
(12,165 posts)The left hand forgets what the right one is doing.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)FakeNoose
(32,634 posts)Not because I masturbate - no! But because I want to be sure I haven't accidently displayed something that I didn't intend to display.
It's so easy to forget to to turn it off, so mine STAYS OFF.
IcyPeas
(21,866 posts)to remember)
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)That's twisted Jeffrey!
COL Mustard
(5,897 posts)honest.abe
(8,678 posts)The assumption is you are paying attention when on a conference call.
maddogesq
(1,245 posts)Please know the difference between a computer mouse and a one-eyed trouser mouse.
This thread is cracking me up...😀😀😀😀😀
colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)Heard This On Stephanie Millers Show this morning and wow, that has to be totally embarrassing for him. Not that theres anything wrong with that but you would think he would have made sure this occurred in private.
Not sure how he weathers this.