Election lawsuit cites fraud in Michigan county that does not exist

[maddogesq]

Source: Detrpot Free Press

An election lawsuit by Sidney Powell, President Donald Trump's former lawyer, cites a witness who claims to have seen something strange with the votes counted in Michigan's Edison County.

Here's the thing: You can't point to Edison County on your Michigan hand. And not because it's in the Upper Peninsula.

Because, well, there is no Edison County in Michigan.

Read more: https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/12/01/election-lawsuit-cites-fraud-michigan-county-does-not-exist/6475368002/

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for another episode of YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

Fleece those donors CULT45. Your time is running out because sooner or later the idiots who keep sending you money will grow less and less...

[PassingFair]

1. Hahahaha

Link to tweet

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[catbyte]

2. Good one.

[patricia92243]

5. So there is an Edison county? I don't understand.

[PassingFair]

7. No.

It’s a parody of Trump’s Hurricane Dorian sharpie map... 🤪

[patricia92243]

17. I can see that - now that you pointed it out to me :)

[maddogesq]

9. Here is a list of counties in MI.

No Edison...promise.

https://www.michigan.gov/som/0,4669,7-192-29701_31713_31714-97053--,00.html

Now, you can go to Edison's Menlo Park lab at Greenfield Village that was brought here by Henry Ford. Just sayin'...

[IronLionZion]

18. Born and raised in south Detroit

He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'

[Midnightwalk]

3. Sworn statement?

There should be repercussions.

[maddogesq]

6. IKR. Methinks Rachel is gonna have a field day with this tonight. NT

NT

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. When I saw that I did a quick google search for Edison County

and only found one in NJ. It's possible there are others but my search only turned up that one.

[karynnj]

8. NJ has a city called Edison. There is no Edison county in NJ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_counties_in_New_Jersey

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

20. Clearly I mis-read what I saw.

[LeftInTX]

10. Does it have an Edsel County?

Or did it have an Edsel County?

Bad joke...................................................

[CaptYossarian]

11. There were some irregularities found in Lake Woebegon and Willoughby too.

They'd better check Bug Tussle and Hooterville as well.

[SoCalNative]

13. And Pixley

don't forget Pixley!

[CaptYossarian]

14. I had my sights on innocent-looking Sam Drucker.

And someone put "shady" in Shady Rest.

[FrodosNewPet]

16. Irregularities in Mount Pilot

In a sworn affidavit, a witness claims that they saw someone carrying multiple bags from DoorDash and enter a publicly inaccessible office, but no one asked them if they wanted anything to eat, which is evidence that the delivery was illegal votes for Joe Biden and not the Beef Pad Prik, medium spice that the witness dropped SEVERAL hints about all throughout the process.

Lou Dobbs' guest Sydney Powell will be on the whole hour to discuss the ramifications of this breaking development. Rudy Giuliani will be hosting a formal hearing for invited GOP lawmakers at Goober's Filling Station at 3:00 am.

[PutGramaOnThePhone]

26. Hahahahahaha...nice mix of references and wit 😀

[christx30]

12. Perpetrated by immigrants from Wakanda. N/t

[Yeehah]

15. I know a veteran who is a combat vet with PTSD

He used to be an attorney, but he got disbarred for having six pot plants in his closet. He was self-medicating.

But Sidney Powell and these other shitstains can abuse the legal system and lie out of their asses with seemingly no consequences.

[RexLipton]

19. Isn't Edison County

where the Bowling Green massacre happened?

[keithbvadu2]

21. Trump's crack legal beagles. On crack.

Trump's crack legal beagles. On crack.

[keithbvadu2]

22. The expert's bona fides. "data analysis"

The expert's bona fides. "data analysis"

3.I am employed by a large defense contractoras a chiefcyber security engineer and a subject-matter expert in cyber security. During my career, I have conducted security assessment, data analysis and security counterintelligence, and forensics investigations on hundreds of systems. My experience spans 35 years performing technicalassessment, mathematical modeling, cyber-attackpattern analysis,and security counterintelligence linkedtoFISoperators, including China, Iran, North Korea,and Russia. I have worked as a consultant and subject-matter expert supportingthe Department of Defense, FBIand US Intelligence Community (USIC) agenciessuch as theDIA, CIA, NSA, NGA, and the DHS I&Asupporting counterintelligence, including supporting law enforcement investigations.

[GopherGal]

24. Geography?

I don't see any mention of geography in that lengthy paragraph.

[keithbvadu2]

25. Yeah! It's still data. (and facts)

[tclambert]

23. Clearly the Democrats are trying to hide Edison county by secretly replacing ALL the maps!

With the help of Hugo Chavez!

[rpannier]

27. What makes this thread a little funnier

Source: Detrpot Free Press

[whistler162]

28. The did find massive voter fraud in

Lake Wobegon Minn. dang Norwegians!

[raccoon]

29. This sounds like a Carl Hiaasen novel. Nt