Shirtless, Horned Capitol Rioter Jake Angeli Demands Organic Food In Jail

[packman]

Source: Huffpost

Jacob Anthony Chansley ― a.k.a. “Jake Angeli” and the “QAnon Shaman” ― will be fed an organic diet while in custody as he faces charges in connection with last week’s deadly riot in the U.S. Capitol.

“He hasn’t eaten since Friday and he gets very sick if he doesn’t eat organic food – literally, will get physically sick,“ his mother, Martha Chansley, told reporters, according to ABC 15 in Phoenix.

The U.S. Marshals told the station that Chansley will be given organic food after his attorney said in court that he needs a “shaman” diet.

Read more: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jake-angeli-qanon-rioter-organic_n_5ffd2ad5c5b6567198888c46

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Whatever happened to bread and water?

[Butterflylady]

1. Let him get sick, he deserved it.

[mpcamb]

93. Dump every organic bit of it on the floor for him.

[RealityCheque]

2. Technically the feces on the capital walls is organic

Just a suggestion

[pandr32]

3. Seriously?

[VladmireTrumpkins]

4. Give him a diet of poison ivy

[bucolic_frolic]

13. I knew a guy who ate poison ivy

mixed with garlic oil. He claimed it made him immune to poison ivy.

[Orrex]

25. Eating poison ivy is a great way to start from scratch

[BunnyMcGee]

39. OMG

[Escurumbele]

46. LOL - Excellent

[VladmireTrumpkins]

61. HA HA HA HA !

I bet youve been itching to say that all day..

[colorado_ufo]

66. I needed that!!!

[ronatchig]

87. That one less the garlic oil is

Not uncommon in rural Appalachia.

[truthisfreedom]

5. Hey, Loyal Order of the Water Buffalos dude...

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

[Kali]

36. pedantic point of order...

he was wearing some version of an American Bison scalp/horns. Water buffaloes look very different.





water buffalo -

[Orrex]

44. Fun fact: if it's 200 years old, the correct designation is bisontennial

[Kali]

48. I think you are trying to buffalo me

[Orrex]

50. I would never steer you wrong

[Kali]

56. well I'm not cowed easily, for sure

[sandensea]

63. Bull!

[Kali]

100. oh sure, just horn in on the conversation

[sandensea]

102. Oops. Looks like I stepped in it then.

[COL Mustard]

64. True, They Do Look Different

But I bet they smell about the same. I bet Jake does too.

[Kali]

101. I have never been around bison, but I actually have a water buffalo and they

they definitely smell different than cattle. and our dogs knew immediately she wasn't a regular cow.

[niyad]

49. Wasn't Fred Flintstone a member of the Water Buffaloes Lodge?

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[geardaddy]

89. Wasn't he Grand Poobah?

[KarenS]

6. ok,,,, I cannot believe I'm saying this but where is Joe Arpaio when you need him???

sorry,,,, just kidding but seriously??
Maybe Momma can go to jail with him =) just to make sure he's being treated properly,,,,

[captain queeg]

7. Beans

[RealityCheque]

8. So who is footing the bill for this?

Federal crime would mean we are paying for it.

Does he have a document medical need, confirmed by a licensed physician? Or are relying on Mommy?

Other than Mommy who cares if he gets sick?

Does every one of the insurrectionists in custody get a special diet?

Can Trump bring him for a happy meal?

[Kali]

21. there is no fucking way to tell the difference in prepared food

anybody including this asshole, who thinks there is is a fool and/or a scammer. is it more nutritious? could be in some instances but measuring it is difficult.

[RealityCheque]

23. You're absolutely right.

[Massacure]

22. There are limits on dietary options in prisons

Most facilities will honor vegetarian, kosher (Jewish), or halil (Muslim) diets, though some better than others. Some facilities will offer reasonable kosher options while other facilities' definition of kosher is a to feed the inmate a cheese sandwich every day. Some inmates can also receive other special diets such as low carb (diabetics) or low sodium (heart disease).

Organic though? Dream on.

[RealityCheque]

24. Like Kali said, he can't tell the difference

[bucolic_frolic]

9. And they're accommodating this clown?

What's next, sushi?

[catbyte]

10. WTF was that judge thinking and what bullshit "religion" requires organic food?

I can see it now. "Judge, my client's religion requires him to only consume KFC or McDonald's or he'll starve to death."

And they call US "snowflakes."

[ucrdem]

11. Maybe she should cough up his bail?

It ain't cheap. Reality bites.

[Botany]

12. Here you go Mr. Shaman

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[Harker]

14. Are loogies organic? n/t

[tonekat]

15. Give him Confinement Loaf

Just tell him it's organic.

[iscooterliberally]

16. I hope he chokes on it. n/t

[pamdb]

17. horny guy

So, let him starve. Next thing will be "the organic food isn't good enough".
Shaman diet my fat ass.

[Ferrets are Cool]

18. If I begin using "KING" before my name, and if I ever get thrown in jail for rioting in the

US Capital, I fully expect to be hand fed grapes by half naked female acolytes.

[marie999]

42. Why only half naked and which half?

[Ferrets are Cool]

75. LOL

I figured I would "only" be half sexist.

[IronLionZion]

95. The left half of course

that's the sinful side

[Mc Mike]

19. Mommy got him a lawyer. Repugs with lawyer money know their rights,

and demand them.

[El Mimbreno]

20. Feed him the same junk food trump eats. nt

[Mike Nelson]

26. Well...

... maybe they should just let the "Organic Food Fairy" visit him. Leave him something, and it will be gone in the AM.

[Orrex]

27. Let him eat shit.

If an actual American had made this demand, the reichwing hate machine would be howling its mockery of him.

But Buffalo Chip is praised as a hero, because trump’s cult is a throng of ignorant racist fuckheads.

[yaesu]

28. force feed the fucker with a tube filled with liquified whoppers. nt

[Dopers_Greed]

29. This is exactly the kind of thing the Right would make fun of the Left for

[Me.]

30. They'll Yell Him The Food Is Organic

and he won't know the difference

[dchill]

31. All food is organic - or it isn't food.

[RealityCheque]

32. Not that I'm an expert

http://www.onespiritmedicine.com/site/diet/

But I saw know mention specifically of organic

[Paladin]

33. Well, this explains a lot.

I found an online summary of that "Shaman diet" that Horn Boy is into. It calls for lots of green vegetables because..."We co-evolved with plants." I think Horn Boy stopped evolving when he got the level of a batch of kale, don't you?

Bon appetit, motherfucker.

[marble falls]

34. I'll bet he's been supplementing his fast with commissary cookies and Ding Dongs ...

We don't feed prisoners very well in this country. Why should he get any privilege what so ever?

[Harker]

35. Shamin' diet... n/t

[JackSabbath]

37. Poor baby

They should give him a bucket of turnips. Or a pumpkin 😆.

[rurallib]

38. So let's pretend Mr. Shaman was a black guy in prison

how far would his request go?

[Journeyman]

40. Bobby Sands made it 66 days before hunger took his life. Let's start a pool . . .

[Swamp Country Po Boy]

41. Organic? Okay.

[niyad]

47. Meadow muffins?

[Swamp Country Po Boy]

68. Mmmmm, Meadow Muffins.....

[VA_Jill]

43. Fasting

is good for the soul. Didn't shaman school teach you that, idiot? And why is mommy speaking for him? Do all these guys have mommy issues?

[niyad]

45. Water hemlock is organic. As is poke weed, If I remember correctly.

[hadEnuf]

51. Let the asshole starve.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

52. Why? His hero Trump doesn't eat it.

Food that's good enough for Trump should be good enough for the horned shaman.

[blue-wave]

53. Isn't horse dung organic?

The poor snowflake.

[Oscarthegreat]

54. Organically speaking

How about some organic black mamba extract?

[BobTheSubgenius]

55. Show him how to do it right!

Give him a short bio of Bobby Sands.

[Catch2.2]

57. I believe shit is organic...

he can eat that!

[FakeNoose]

58. Darn! I was hoping this would lead to a hunger strike

[Initech]

59. I thought shamans only drank goats' blood.

[C Moon]

60. You won't be getting that in prison bonehead.

[LiberalFighter]

62. Give him peas.

[RVN VET71]

65. It is singularly important that this man receive the food he has requested.

Seriously. This is the U.S. and we don’t torture or willingly allow our imprisoned to die. Feed him. Clothe him. Care for his medical needs. Then try him, convict him, and send him away for as long as the law allows -- but make sure he doesn’t die because of harsh treatment or neglect. That way madness lies, and the ghosts of tin-pot dictatorships and Alabaman jail-keepers.

[flibbitygiblets]

78. ...or...

we could treat him exactly as required under the law. If jail doesn't suit him, then perhaps it's time for him (and all would-be-followers) to learn that there are FUCKING CONSEQUENCES.

Yes, even if you're white.

[RVN VET71]

105. The pigs and their drooling hangers-on already have enough "martyr" red meat

And I wouldn’t want Fox and others to use this maggot as some kind of poor patriot abused by the Left. No, I like the idea of handling him with kid gloves. Don’t give him a public voice, of course. Keep him in seclusion. But treat him (I’m choking as I say this) well.


I’m not denying your point. It is well taken. But the provision of a diet that meets his physical requirements is not coddling. If we make him eat prison fare, he will either get sick or pretend to be sick. And in that situation, I’m just concerned that Mr. Horn Head will, through his lawyers, funnel out made-up horror stories about his treatment. He may do the hunger-strike thing, and in general use up a lot of media time on Fox and the other fascist networks. I just think that the best way to go is to lock the son of a bitch away in isolation for the maximum sentence available. 10-20 years of his life should be enough to get the message of “consequences” through his painted skull.

(Actually, I don’t care if they impale the seditionist son of a bitch on a flagpole. I just don’t want the Dems to give the Right more propaganda fodder.)

[orangecrush]

67. WTAF!?!!

[LisaM]

69. What if someone was requesting a kosher diet? Or a vegetarian diet?

Yes, this seems ridiculous, but on the other hand, people in prison need to be treated the same. So I have mixed feelings about this.

[malthaussen]

70. They should force-feed him pureed Big Macs. n/t

[Dakota Flint]

71. Eat what you're given

And be thankful for that!!!

[vlyons]

72. I'm guessing he will be served daily with

oatmeal for breakfast
balogna on white bread for lunch
potatos and spam for dinner

[Lock him up.]

73. Feed it with cannabis cake...

Maybe that would make it a peacenik?

At this stage, why not just try that?

[Cozmo]

74. Well guess what? I haven't been able to eat since these traitorous assholes stormed the Capitol

I lost 30 lbs I didn't have to lose when MF 45 took office. Haven't been able to enjoy a meal since November 4, 2016. My sister, friends and I enjoyed a nice meal on election night thinking that Hillary would win. Four years of a hateful reign will spoil anyone's appetite.

[iluvtennis]

76. Give everyone in lockup organic food then - he shouldn't get any special treatment. There are

consequences for one's actions.

[Jetheels]

77. Seriously, how the ef can the Onion compete with these wackos?

[RocRizzo55]

79. They could serve him

the organic sausage that is served there a lot.

[standingtall]

80. Wait this guy stormed the capital in an effort to disenfranchise

The votes of people many of which cannot afford organic foods to begin with. Talk about entitlement.

[IronLionZion]

81. He'll probably claim it's religious

It happens with kosher/halal/vegetarian/etc. prisoners. Not sure if this horned tattooed dude is part of a legit religion but I bet his lawyers will try it anyway.

Hmm...maybe Shamanism is real

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamanism

[Aussie105]

85. Comments about this picture.

Notice that this depicts a North American native, ie he is part of a tribe.
Can our Qanon 'Shaman' claim any sort of native heritage or background?

The picture can be interpreted as . . . some village idiot who dresses up to get attention, or a mystical person who can see a Deeper Reality.

Honestly, Mr Qanon Shaman comes across as the first option.
His version of reality needs to be analyzed for authenticity and not just accepted.

Honestly, some people are so gullible.

Oh, by the way, I'm descended from Buddha and expect your respect and compliance. . . prove me wrong!

[AllaN01Bear]

82. you're in jail bub, u aint got rights.

[left-of-center2012]

83. Let his mommy cook his meals

[oldsoftie]

84. Hope everyone remembers this sentiment next time a prisoner refuses food.

For the record, I dont give a shit if he eats or not.
But how many times have I seen stories about prisoners refusing to eat & everyone go nuts about how "inhumane" it is.
The food's there; eat it or not. Seditionist or murderer.

[jb5150]

86. He wants organic ....

Does the rec yard have grass?

[Best_man23]

88. Let him eat the same food

Provided by the for-profit prison company that Banana Republicans likely hired to run the jail. He supported the BRs, which means he supported the hiring of the for-profit prison company, so he should be fine with the food.

[geniph]

90. Hay is organic

Give him a bale of hay.

[Kablooie]

91. I would too. You can't survive on inorganic food.

[AntiFascist]

92. I'm sure there's plenty of protein available in prison, just sayin n/t

[question everything]

94. Recycle his alimentary canal. I am sure his excrement is organic

[alphafemale]

96. Mommy still fighting for her baby

Sickening

[rockfordfile]

97. I could careless

[BigDemVoter]

98. I think a can of Spam

or a can of Vienna Sausages with some Wonder Bread would be just the ticket for that snowflake fucker.

[TexasBushwhacker]

99. Give him a loaf of organic bread, a jar of organic peanut butter

and water.

[myohmy2]

103. what?

...no latte?

...

[IronLionZion]

104. QAnon Shaman - Jake Angeli - Interview - ORF