FIRST ON CBS7: FBI arrests Jenny Cudd for rioting at Capitol

[srose58089]

Source: CBS 7 Midland Texas

MIDLAND, Texas (KOSA) - CBS7 has learned the FBI has arrested Midlander Jenny Cudd for rioting at the Capitol last Wednesday.

After the riot, Cudd posted about it on her Facebook page, bragging that “we” tore down the doors to Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office.

She later backed that statement up, saying that she was referring to the group as a whole. She claimed she didn’t vandalize anything in the building.

“Do I think that it was wrong for us to go to the Capitol? Absolutely not. Do I think that it was wrong for me to go through an open door and get inside of the Capitol? No I don’t. I didn’t break any laws, I didn’t do anything unlawful, and I think that’s probably why the FBI and the law enforcement have not contacted me,” said Cudd in an interview with CBS7.

Read more: https://www.cbs7.com/2021/01/13/first-on-cbs7-fbi-arrests-jenny-cudd-for-rioting-at-capitol/

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I am amazed people can be so stupid. I do not know what else to say.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. "I didn't do anything unlawful, and I think that's probably why the FBI ... have not contacted me,"

she said, speaking too soon.

[llmart]

45. LOL

Good one! Stupid is as stupid does (or something like that).

[dchill]

2. Badly informed; about to be educated.

[Maxheader]

50. 75000000 of them...misinformed..

I think that many were wired from the womb that way...

A real shame.

[BlueWavePsych]

3. Another terrorist down.

[C Moon]

4. I love that she's been fearing since last Wednesday that the FBI would appear at her door.

[ResistantAmerican17]

5. I tried to call you at 867-5309 to donate to your legal defense fund.

But it went straight to Nazi voicemail. Oh well, enjoy lockup.

[Happy Hoosier]

7. HA! NT

[BuddhaGirl]

16. LOL

I had a '45 of that song, back in the day!

[obamanut2012]

31. Same!

[IronLionZion]

33. Jenny I've got your number

[BumRushDaShow]

6. ...

[Sneederbunk]

8. Chew on that Cudd.

[onetexan]

11. LOL i happen to know a lady by that last name & have often thought of that exact wording

she is a RW'er but she's not a fan of the Con.

[orangecrush]

18. ...

[Evolve Dammit]

26. As a former farm-boy, I recognize that! Go chew is right

[ToxMarz]

9. Famous last words

"and I think that’s probably why the FBI and the law enforcement have not contacted me"

[NCjack]

10. She may have an opportunity to get a college degree -- studying in prison library.

[greenjar_01]

12. And another one down and another one down and

[marble falls]

13. Why do these people think we can't hear them?

[olddad65]

14. She can Cudd-le up with her cell mate for a while.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

42. and chew her Cudd at mealtime

[Judi Lynn]

15. It takes a lot of suffering by other people for Trumpers to have a good time.

[Karma13612]

17. Photo caption

For last picture:

“We owned the libs today! Yay!”

[tavernier]

19. Ownership price tag.

Can’t wait to see the extended warranty.

[Karma13612]

20. Lol! Eom

[hibbing]

21. Such joy and happiness in her face n/t

[ancianita]

22. Fuck around and find out, shit-for-brains.

[twodogsbarking]

23. The just admit guilt

without even being questioned. Next.

[MineralMan]

24. Confessing in public is such a good idea

[Javaman]

27. egomaniac morons who think even the really fucked up shit they do is just so fucking special.

because their moron parents told them they were all fucking so special and better than everyone else when they were little.

now they track every little iota of stupidity they do and spread it to the world because of, well, stupidity

[Warpy]

28. They were "legitimized" by a sitting pResident and members of Congress

They thought their cause was glorious and just and that they couldn't possibly lose.

Oops.

A lot of them are now finding out they've got a lot to lose and are in grave danger of doing just that.

[Harker]

29. Claiming death threats and fear for their safety seems

like a default setting for arrestees, as though that, if true, makes them victims rather than perpetrators.

[NurseJackie]

30. Thank you Ms. Cudd for the full confession. This will make it easy for our justice system.

No mug shot yet... this will have to do.

[COL Mustard]

32. Can We Have A Mugshot?

The boys all looked so sad. Let's see if the girls do too!

[Nitram]

34. "I think that's probably why the FBI and the law enforcement have not contacted me" Wrong!

[rickford66]

36. Hey ! There's a line !

[ck4829]

47. That reads almost like the intro for an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

"What's the worst that's gonna happen, the FBI hasn't even questioned me. It looks like Jenny beat the system!"

Cut to black with card reading

"Jenny gets arrested by the FBI"

[lagomorph777]

35. She'll have plenty of time to chew her Cudd from now on.

Udderly abhorrent cowpie.

[TeamPooka]

37. By her logic it's okay if I go through an open door into her home and fuck shit up.

[plimsoll]

38. They believed they would succeed.

And they didn't worry if they didn't because they're white mostly. Consequences are for other people.

[Firestorm49]

39. That just shows how damn stupid they are.

“ I don’t think it was wrong....”
What church taught you that?
What school taught you that?
Which of your parents taught you that?
Where in your absence of logic and reason did you come up with that?

This is the stuff that should be of concern to all who have a sense of reason and responsibility.

Good Lord, shut this woman up.

[alphafemale]

40. The door was already broken down, so it wasn't trespassing

She's going with that as a defense?

Really?

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

41. Cudd arrested

Silly Jenny Cudd
Thinking she did nothing wrong
The feds disagree

[niyad]

48. Welcome to our DU family.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

51. re:welcome

Thank you, I have been a silent member for a couple of months.

I am finding out it is fun to read and contribute to the comment section! A lot of good zingers to smile over....and with these uncertain times that is a good thing. January 20th cannot come fast enough for me.

[niyad]

52. It is fun, and educational, to read and contribute. I am constantly in awe of the wit, and sheer

brilliance, and accomplishments of this extraordinary group of people.

[Initech]

43. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

[William769]

44. Stupid is as stupid does.

[R0ckyRac00n]

46. ugh

...in order to really hit the spot, I need an arrest photo.

[Progressive Jones]

49. What an ugly name --- Cudd. nt