Rush Limbaugh buried in St. Louis cemetery

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Source: KMOV tv

ST. LOUIS (KMOV.com) – Conservative media icon Rush Limbaugh was laid to rest in a St. Louis cemetery.

Limbaugh, who was born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri in 1951, died at the age of 70 on Feb. 17, 2021 after a battle with lung cancer. Sources told News 4 he was laid to rest Wednesday at the Bellefontaine Cemetery at 4947 West Florissant Avenue in north St. Louis.

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I would bet it's unmarked, but knowing his ego he'd want a massive grave marker

[shenmue]

1. How long is the line to pee?

[bucolic_frolic]

9. Could become a thing

psychic, virtual, dried, bottled, pilgrimage. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[twodogsbarking]

13. I live too far to pee in person

is there a mailing address?

[NurseJackie]

14. I'm sure some delivery-service entrepreneur is working on it...

[JohnnyRingo]

57. As a man, I'd never admit that.

Doesn't matter how ridiculous the lie.

[twodogsbarking]

60. Well done

Impressive

[Faygo Kid]

16. +1

Defecation is too good for his grave, as well.

[modrepub]

19. While Deserved, Don't

Some poor groundskeeper will have to pick it up.

Was watching the 2019 BBC version of A Christmas Carol. It was very dark (and goes more into the background of Scrooge and how he got that way). Anyway, there's a part in the movie where a young boy is pissing on Jacob Marley's grave. Later in the adaptation you find out Scrooge and Marley operated a shoddy coal mine and the boy's friend was killed in a mine collapse. So every year on the anniversary of his friend's death he made the trip to piss on the grave of one of the people responsible for his friend's death. The camera cuts to inside the coffin just as the piss trickles in and starts dripping on Marley's face. He is awoken from his "eternal rest" and screams for God to do something to make this torment stop. I kind of hope something similar happens to that poor excuse of a human being.

[Jarqui]

56. The groundskeeper will never have to fertilize ...nt

[Fritz Walter]

22. I want to set up an asparagus food truck there

The wait time should be just long enough for the "flavor" of the vegetable to be processed and ready for release.

Depending on crowd size (and wait times), I'm also considering adding an iced-tea dispenser, a coffee urn, and a beer tap. Just to keep things flowing...

[GoneOffShore]

25. Apparently there's a waiting list.

I heard that the queue of people wanting to piss on his grave extends all the way up to Alaska.

[movingviolation]

65. Can we start a waiting list, like for the covid vaccine!

[Major Nikon]

32. If I haveta wait, Ima put a steamer on it

[hlthe2b]

2. He had family members who apparently had some kind of relationship with him...

Maybe he was 180 degrees different in his interactions with them or they just sucked up hoping to reap benefit from his fame and $$. No way of knowing, but it would certainly be hard for me to ignore his public persona and very real damage to society.

Did he have any kind of funeral, given COVID?

[jimfields33]

12. There having a virtual one later (months from now)

At least that’s what I heard. Kinda ironic considering he didn’t think the virus was serious. Maybe his wife did though. Who knows.

[Raine]

48. He never reproduced

thank goodness!

[treestar]

54. Which is odd considering his views

You'd think he as Alpha Male in his humble opinion would have thought it his duty.

[JohnnyRingo]

58. Hypocrite probably paid for more abortions than...

...a Kansas City pimp. Maybe even more than Donald Trump.

[LudwigPastorius]

74. Nahh...

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That Nazi gasbag used professional sex workers who were too savvy to go bareback.

[LanternWaste]

68. Myślę, że to bardzo zabawne.

Dobra robota!

[Sneederbunk]

3. What did St. Louis do to deserve this?

[magicarpet]

4. How come the soil around Rush's grave smells like urine ?

[Ocelot II]

5. I wonder if they expect to be able to grow grass within a dozen yards of it?

[hlthe2b]

6. Probably within a guarded ostentatious mausoleum--to keep the "less mourning" mourners away.

[White Fox]

7. A racist buried in an extremely

racist state. (my brother lives there)

How appropriate.

[NCjack]

17. St. Louis, MO voted 78% DEM in last election. Expect long lines of folks waiting to piss on him.

The only adverse thing I can say about St. Louis is that the summer weather is more oppressive than I can tolerate. So, if you are planning to "visit" Rush's grave, Spring or Autumn would be my choice.

The downtown market, the walk along the river -- I really like that place.

[mezame]

23. Going Up The Arch...

...is a trip worth taking, too

[Haggard Celine]

8. Oh God, he had horses pull his body to the grave.

Like he's JFK or something. That's just sickening.

[Major Nikon]

33. Prolly couldn't find a hearse with a low enough gear

[Haggard Celine]

75. That's good!

[ironflange]

10. Less than a miinute later, the ground spat him back up

[snort]

11. Pro Tip:

A Potato Cannon can fire dog shit with a fair degree of accuracy.

[groundloop]

41. And just how do you know that?????

[movingviolation]

63. Do you have a newsletter?

I would very much like to subscribe.

Just slap a "Poo-zooka' sticker on a potato gun, could sell millions, or dozens.

[RazzleCat]

15. Umm I live in the St. Louis Region, I don't think he will like the neighborhood

The cemetery is beautiful, but the neighborhood is mostly black and trending lower income, so not his sort of "folks".

[Javaman]

18. good, now I know where I can relieve my bladder when passing through that city. nt

[TlalocW]

20. Considering his hatred of LGBTQs

It's nice of him to make his grave an all-gender-inclusive bathroom.

TlalocW

[Paladin]

21. Will definitely add it to my grave-pissing tour.

The world is a much better place without the evil sonofabitch.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

24. The epitaph on his gravestone: "American Standard"

[Rural_Progressive]

49. Isn't that one of them there turlets

ya got to flush 'bout 40 times to git the poop to go down?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

50. Only once to make it go down, ...

... thirty-nine more to make sure it stays down.

[pstokely]

26. no Elton John?

he performed at his fourth wedding

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[Blue Owl]

27. Bucket list item: Leave a big steaming pile on that desecrated ground

[lastlib]

59. Rush's grave gives new meaning to the phrase....

"bucket list".........

- - -

[Ohio Joe]

28. Sorry but...

That is simply too far to go just to take a leak... If I'm ever in the area though

[COL Mustard]

29. They Buried Him 12 Feet Deep

Because deep down, he's not a bad guy.

[packman]

30. Better make sure

[sarcasmo]

31. New dance floor in St Louis.

[lonely bird]

34. I might learn to tapdance just to do so on his grave

[NurseJackie]

53. Just like this?

[piddyprints]

35. Three words I loved reading:

Rush Limbaugh buried.

I don't care where. Just glad he's dead. If wishing could make it so, I have a list ...

[machoneman]

37. Only thing better? Donald J. Trump buried.

[movingviolation]

64. With baited breath, we wait.

I'm very sure our lists are very similar!

[machoneman]

36. Rush pissed on....again and again and again! Come on down!

[Solly Mack]

38. and the other dead and buried objected, clawed their way out, and moved to a cleaner place.

[Turbineguy]

39. Bellefontaine Cemetery at 4947 West Florissant Avenue in north St. Louis.

A great place to walk your dog.

[Moostache]

43. Jesus H....that's not too far (13 miles) from where I work (Hazelwood, MO.)

I may just show up there soon with a bottle of 'ceremonial liquid' to empty out...
Living in East Kansas ain't easy...but this just may offer a chance to lighten my load every so often too.

On another note, why the hell is he buried here? W. Florissant Avenue and North St. Louis City region are not exactly "home turf" for the remains of that piece of shit.

[bluestarone]

40. Oh well just another

SNAKE in the ground!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

42. I wonder how many people were there?

I always think of the scene in "A Christmas Carol' when Scrooge is shown his own funeral and the person who only 'came for the food' !

[twodogsbarking]

44. They will need to rent a firefighting

helicopter to dump the pee but the choppers only hold about 3,000 gallons so they will need quite a few.

[Joe Nation]

45. Oh, another roadside rest stop.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[SarcasticSatyr]

46. Is tp provided ...

or do I need to bring my own?

[cbdo2007]

47. I've got $10 for the first person to sh*t on it

I'm on Kansas City so too far of a drive for me to get out there and do it anytime soon lol

[CaptainTruth]

51. If you need to pee... urine luck!

[edhopper]

52. Next time I am in St. Louis

I will bring my dancing shoes.

[Gore1FL]

62. Give me a ring when you get here.

I'll pick you up at the airport and drive you there!

[ZonkerHarris]

55. Where do I buy my ticket to dance and piss on his grave? Is there a VIP line?

worth every penny

[Gore1FL]

61. It's sad he is planted there.

He'll join so many notables such as William Clark, Thomas Hart Benton, Adolphus Busch, James Eads, Albert Bond Lambert, and Ellis Wainwright.

[Yonnie3]

66. Is the grave marker a urinal mint?

asking for a friend

[Aerator]

67. They need a booth set up outside selling beer or prune juice

Depending on which way you want to pay your respects.

[dupagelib]

69. Hope they bury him face down.

The worms deserve better.

[liberaltrucker]

70. I'll be driving through St Louis in May

enroute to Denver. Think I'll make a "pit" stop.

[pbmus]

71. I think I will be taking a spring break in St. Louie...

[electric_blue68]

72. Glad he's nowhere near me!

[LudwigPastorius]

73. Did the earth vomit him back up?

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