Ted Nugent tests positive for coronavirus after calling pandemic a 'scam'

[George II]

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Source: The Independent

Isobel Lewis 5 hours ago

Musician Ted Nugent has tested positive for coronavirus months after he said that the virus was “not a real pandemic”.

In his Christmas message shared on social media in December, Nugent called the worldwide crisis a “scammy pandemic” and said that people who wore masks were “sheep”.

On Monday (19 April), Nugent revealed on Facebook Live that he had caught Covid-19, admitting that “everybody” told him that he shouldn’t announce his diagnosis.

“I have had flu symptoms for the last 10 days and I thought I was dying, just a clusterf***,” he said. “Today is the 19th of April 2021 during clusterf*** pandemic... I was tested positive today. I got the Chinese s***.”

Read more: https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/ted-nugent-coronavirus-b1834274.html

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Thoughts and prayers.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Well, which is it - scam or Chinese shit?

Pederastic pendejo!

[Escurumbele]

41. Good one

[StClone]

53. Didn't Nugent go after young girls?

Pederasts molest underage boys. Is there a story I missed on this topic? https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ted-nugents-jailbait-problem_b_4840060 He became legal guardian of an underage girl because he couldn't legally marry her and had sex with a 12-year-old...actions twisted and illegal.

[EYESORE 9001]

54. Oops

I confess to being woefully undereducated when it comes to all the permutations of perversion where children are involved. He is a pendejo, however.

[StClone]

59. No problem, I just thought Teddy might be even freakier than imaginable

Not that that's impossible.

[twodogsbarking]

2. He has a far worse disease

just being himself.

[walkingman]

3. +1 Maybe it is just a case of "Cat Scratch Fever???

[FarPoint]

5. Hahah

[Arkansas Granny]

9. That's what my son asked.

[Rebl2]

16. Got that right!

[Major Nikon]

37. He raped a 12yr old and wrote a song bragging about it

So yeah, he's one fucked up individual. It's no surprise he's a right wing hero.

[samsingh]

85. sounds like he's a real repug

[bluescribbler]

4. He asked for it.

He'll get no thoughts or prayers from me.

[Trueblue1968]

88. NO Thoughts and prayers.

[badhair77]

6. What a shame. And he's suffering, too.

I’m so upset I’m just going to go about my day.

[barbtries]

7. what a drag for him.

boo hoo. hope he has a terrible time with it, and that he didn't infect any others who may not survive.

[Probatim]

69. He probably crapped his pants and thought he was 19...

and avoiding the draft all over again.

[nattyice]

8. As Speaker Pelosi called it, he got the "Trump virus".

[DBoon]

10. The outcome might be terrible

He may actually survive

[Escurumbele]

43. Ok, you win the thought of the day...

[rebe303]

81. That made my day

THANKS!!

[underpants]

11. He has a "Christmas message" ? Is that an official thing?

[skip fox]

12. Wherever Ted is, Christ is near.

"Christ didn't wear no stinking mask!"*






*Satirical (fictional) CAPTION.

[underpants]

44. Clearly

[Larissa]

75. Ridiculous

Keep your distance whenever you see a clown handling weapons like this. They are not toys or a phallus replacement.

[MontanaMama]

18. Yeah...I'm not at all surprised he got the 'rona.

The fact that he has a Christmas message though...

[underpants]

45. Maybe entire families gather round to listen by the YouTube

[NoMoreRepugs]

13. This made my day. I'm old and out of F&%ck's.

[Qutzupalotl]

14. Probably got it from the kitty next door.

[multigraincracker]

20. I thought he might have got it from some 13 year old Jail Bait.

[orangecrush]

83. ....

[Paladin]

15. Good. (nt)

[HUAJIAO]

17. "Musician Ted Nugent..." Musician ??

MUSICIAN ??

[eppur_se_muova]

78. HA ! I caught that too, was going to report a typo ! nt

[kimbutgar]

19. Maybe he'll be fortunate to be a long hauler that has symptoms that last a long time !

I’m hoping he suffers the full effects of the virus he said was a hoax.

[Maggiemayhem]

57. serves you right to suffer you gonna live alone

Or so says JL Hooker and J Geils

[packman]

21. See, I keep telling you there's a God in Heaven

and he/she is laffing their ass off and the heavenly choir is singing "Teddy's got the Covid"

[hadEnuf]

22. So a deranged asshole who worked hard to get Covid has finally gotten Covid.

No big announcement there.

[JohnSJ]

23. racist jackass

[IronLionZion]

24. Got you in a stranglehold baby You best get oughta the way

Here I come again now baby
Like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now baby
I like to tear up the street
Now I been smokin' for so long
You know I'm here to stay
Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get oughta the way

[gohuskies]

25. He got what he'd been asking for...

This racist POS still doesn't get that this is a disease that doesn't discriminate despite the fact that he does. I won't be sending him any tots and pears for a recovery. He is one vile nasty white supremacist who can go to hell. On top of that he is a washed up musician and his music stinks.

[tonekat]

64. No argument here

He has always been an embarrassment to Rock music.

[East-A-Squared]

26. Tots and Pears.

[Harker]

27. Baaaaa. n/t

[AllaN01Bear]

28. karma is grand ,aint it? however i wish this on no one . period .

[NCjack]

29. Good. Now he will slid away into a drug induced oblivion.

[Mawspam2]

30. I got a gallon of bleach, a handful of...

...hydroxy-sumpthin-er-other, and a big blue light to shove up your...

[LudwigPastorius]

61. Bleach and hydroxafuck aren't strong enough.

He should consider jamming a couple of AR-15s up there and shooting away the virus.

[johnthewoodworker]

31. Nugent is a Republican/Nazi racist. His eventual removal is not an earth loss.

[East-A-Squared]

34. Like Limbaugh and Liddy.

[Journeyman]

32. So what was he doing in those 10 days when he had fly symptoms and thought he was dying? . . .

Probably "just a cluster***" for all he came into contact with.

[cayugafalls]

33. Oh wait, I thought this was a thread I cared about...

[Ford_Prefect]

35. Karma Bites hard dude!

[mainer]

36. My covid-denying relative just got Covid, too.

She's an anti-masker, an anti-vaxxer, and believes Covid's a hoax.

We just found out she's caught it.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

38. It's gonna be hard to sing with a respirator tube shoved down his throat.

Notice the words "I was wrong about it being a hoax" do not appear, but his racist "China flu" does.

[smb]

80. A Resperator Tube Will Not Decrease The Appeal Of His Voice One Bit nt

[Glorfindel]

39. Aw... I'm just all broken up - Poor Ted...how truly frightful...

actually, how delightful!

[SheltieLover]

40. ...

[Traildogbob]

42. Extreme Diarrhea

Is a symptom. He already has a panty shitting issue, hope his teenage girlfriends don’t mind changing diapers for their Rock idol. Maybe he will shove his AR up his own ass, not Hillary’s, to stop shitting. At least he won’t be shitting in gubment issued skivies like boot camp.

[11 Bravo]

46. Did he shit himself when he got the diagnosis?

[Jetheels]

47. I'm surprised he even is acknowledging it's what he has. Why believe?Many succumb and still denying.

I’m actually glad he got it. I know that’s horrible sounding, but maybe other right wingers who follow him will realize that maybe it’s not such a bad idea to get jabbed. His health care providers however should only provide a bottle of bleach, a pack of syringes, oh and a free light bulb that he can insert however, maybe ask his dear leader how that goes in.

[lark]

48. No thoughts or prayers for him, not even sarcastically.

Lovely karma fits much better - IMO.

[Vinca]

49. If there was any justice in this world . . .

Darn. No grave stone smilies.

[jcgoldie]

50. Holy shit hang in there Ted!

Charlie Daniels already threw ace-deuce... Kid Rock can’t play every nazi rally by himself! 😳

[progressoid]

51. Dang, I feel sorry...

for the virus.

What a horrible body to infect.

[LiberalFighter]

52. If he thinks the Chinese did it then he should go to China and file charges in person.

[Riverman100]

55. Welcome!

Welcome to the karma cafe, where you get served what you desearve

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

56. Let me try to say this as civilly and kindly as I can...

Fuck that motherfucker.

[2naSalit]

58. I hope it silences him...

If it doesn't actually kill him. FTFF!

[VGNonly]

60. Wear a mask,

avoid the draft.

[sarge43]

62. "It's the simple things in life you treasure."

"And it exploded."

With thanks to the script writers of Galaxy Quest.

[Talitha]

63. GOOD!!!!!!

[hibbing]

65. Glad he got his racism in n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

66. Karma baby

[ZonkerHarris]

67. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Warpy]

68. I'm glad he's symptomatic

but if it's been going on for over 10 days, he'll survive, unlike nearly 582,000 of his betters in this country.

He still hasn't learned a fucking thing. I would hate to go through life with his severe limitations.

[maxsolomon]

70. It would be a shame if he died on a ventilator, alone in a hospital.

Like my Uncle did.

[left-of-center2012]

71. ...

[Marie Marie]

72. I can only quote my favorite Robert Loggia line:

"Fuck him - he's trash"

[BobTheSubgenius]

73. And a little musical tribute to Mr. Nugent.

"When you gonna give to me, a gift to me
Is it just a matter of time, Corona?"

We can only hope.

(with apologies to The Knack)

[lastlib]

74. Oh, dear, I hope it's something serious.

I'm not going to waste precious tater tots and pears on child-rapist Shittypants

[Joe Nation]

76. Did he catch it from an underage girl?

That would be consistent with his MO.

[generalbetrayus]

77. Huge Nuge news, but I don't give a f*ck ... or is it give a sh*t?

[rebe303]

79. No

I'm not religious, but even if I were, NO thoughts or Prayers for this cowardly POS

[Chrisdutch]

82. Teddy's sick

I think this is a shame. Thoughts and prayers to COVID-19 for a speedy recovery from Ted Nugent.

[BadGimp]

84. In the words of John Lee Hooker...

[ForgoTheConsequence]

86. I wish him the worst.

...

[YoshidaYui]

87. I hope he never sings again

or has the strength to play his guitar... fk him!! Republican idiot. 真の愚かな馬鹿。

[The Jungle 1]

89. No balls nugent is a draft dodging, pedophile who didn't ware a mask.

No healthcare for you.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

90. His guitar does NOT gently weep.

(apologies to George Harrison)

His guitar probably is grateful for a break after years of abuse.

KY.......

[Cha]

91. Toxic Scumfest Nugent got the

trump VIRUS!

That's too damn bad

[NurseJackie]

92. I shouldn't laugh... but...

[Crowman2009]

93. WHOMP-WHOMP!

Excuse me while I break out my tiny violin.

[bobalew]

94. Is this the beginning of the massive Extinction event of the Stupid?

NC

[Crowman2009]

99. I assume this is that rapture they wouldn't shut up about?

[DonCoquixote]

95. this may be bad

but if he died from this, I would not weep

[getagrip_already]

96. hey teddie, don't let life hit you in the ass on the way out........

Just go away.

[mdbl]

97. there are just some people I don't care have the virus

ted nugent is one of them.

[cinematicdiversions]

98. So it can be spread through teenagers. NT

[JudyM]

100. Locking

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