He boasted on Bumble about storming Capitol, feds say. His would-be date turned him in: 'We are not

[reACTIONary]

Source: Washington Post

One week after the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, Robert Chapman sent a message to a prospective love interest on the dating app Bumble to brag that he had taken part.

“I did storm the capitol,” he said, according to court documents. “I made it all the way to Statuary Hall.”

His potential date wrote back: “We are not a match.” Then, the Bumble user contacted the police.

Read more: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/04/23/capitol-riot-bumble-robert-chapman/

[Submariner]

1. I suspect Cruz and Hawley

will probably be introducing a bill soon to prosecute people who commit "revenge patriotism" against republican domestic terrorists, just like men are prosecuted for attacking women with revenge porn.

[FarPoint]

3. I may snicker when reading that....then....

I say , " Don't give these anal meatus types any ideas".

[LittleGirl]

7. +1 ha ha nt

[Maxheader]

2. have an ag site I go to...

Lots of good advice on farm equipment.

And has a very redneck forum. Someone

made similar bragging comments there and was

turned in to the law who apparently id the person.

Their gone...

[empedocles]

4. The arrest came more than 3 months after the Bumble went to authorities.

Some people get annoyed that movement against the insurrectionists doesn't go faster.

May be that it was done as part of an intentional process with deliberate speed.

[bucolic_frolic]

5. +2 Every action has a destination. Be sure-footed as you travel. /nt

[localroger]

6. They are dotting all the i's and crossing the t's

They are making sure that the cases against these idiots will be solid and that the arrests can't reasonably be challenged. They also have hundreds of targets, so there is a bit of a backlog. But they are being thorough.

[empedocles]

24. You both got it. 'The Process Grinds on'. Its working. Feels good.

[soldierant]

48. There reallyis a season to everything

and a time to every purpose under heaven.

Emotionally, I understand the impatience very well. But intellectually, I don't get it. It's way too easy to derail a criminal case with just one slip made in haste. And this is just way too important to do that.

[ShazzieB]

54. This 1000!

Maybe it's because I read a lot of true crime books and have done my share of trial watching, but I expect an investigation as big and complex as this to take a way and would worry if it didn't.

[Mr.Bill]

49. Could be they wanted to watch him for awhile and see if it led to anything else. n/t

[wnylib]

8. Really bumbled that one, didn't he?

[Talitha]

26. Hahahahaha!!!!

[Heartstrings]

34. Yea, I see what you did there, too!

[oasis]

9. He fumbled by mumbling, then she "Bumbled", now he's tumbling.

[PJMcK]

17. I hope it's humbling and not jumbling

His fear will cause stomach rumbling.

That's all I got!

[appleannie1]

27. In jail he can sit grumbling.

[PJMcK]

29. Now my ego is crumbling! (n/t)

[gopiscrap]

44. justice is rumbling

[Botany]

10. "I'm fucking inside the Crapitol!!!"

Funny he doesn't look too much like a dick. Do I need to add this?

I hope his fellow inmates enjoy his New York Shitty & Crapitol smack as he does time
because he was so stupid as to believe Donald Trump.

[lastlib]

12. Yeah, he looks like he carries a Mensa membership card....

[Botany]

16. I'm willing to bet on at least 2 of these 6 things.

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Fox News/Hate Talk and right wing internet are his sources of "news."

Racist organizations

A police record

Abusive to his spouse/girl friend

High School drop out

Crystal Meth

[brewens]

18. Add deadbeat dad, tax debt, bankruptcy, and is probably an alcohol junkie. I heard we had a lot of

those types involved.

[Javaman]

40. you forgot...

wannabe cosplayer for wolverine. LOL

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

53. DENSA

[lastlib]

55. THAT I could believe!

[kirkuchiyo]

13. With that beard

looks like he is trying out to be Wolverine in an upcoming X-Men movie...

[Botany]

15. I bet his whiskers, handband, and scowl will scare the US Marshalls or the FBI when they arrest him

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n/t

[secondwind]

19. Eww. Ugly inside and out. His expression.... yuck

[llmart]

28. "Enjoy some much deserved entertainment"

Hope he enjoys some much deserved prison time instead.

[MyOwnPeace]

38. 'going to the "District of Criminality"..........

So I guess he felt compelled to indulge in criminal activity!.

Truly, how stupid/blind can you be?
It's like complaining about too many drunks while you're at a KEG PARTY!!!!

[reACTIONary]

31. Now its "I'm fucking inside the jail!" nt

[Stallion]

35. Poorly coloring grey beard is not a good look for the Insurrectionist

[Aristus]

43. The......'CRAPitol'?

Remind me again: these jizznozzles call themselves patriots?

[John Ludi]

11. Yes...

building a solid case takes time, especially if you have hundreds of them. And there is the added factor of giving these people enough rope to hang themselves...which many of them are doing, just like this clown.

I was a system designer in the security field for a while (started in AV and ended up there for a few years)...we used to joke about how lucky we were that criminals tended to be some of the dimmer bulbs in the chandelier. If Dump and his minions were any smarter we'd be dead or in camps by now.

[Harker]

14. "Boasted on Bumble" can be the title of his prison memoirs...

that no one will read.

[DFW]

20. I have never heard of Bumble

But it appears that at some bumble bees sting.

[skypilot]

21. Or...

"Busted on Bumble".

And yeah, I still wouldn't read it.

[DFW]

25. Is it a dating site?

If so, after 47 years, I'm a little out of practice.

[skypilot]

33. Yes, one of many that I avoid.

*

[oldsoftie]

47. Bumble is a site that lets the WOMAN make the first contact.

The men on it are just there until a female contacts THEM instead of either way like most other dating site.

[DFW]

51. A Sadie Hawkins dating site

Al Capp would have been pleased to know.

[Stallion]

37. DFW If you are from Dallas-Bumble was started by an SMU grad

Bumble just went public and the owner is our newest Billionaire

[DFW]

45. From Dallas, but now a ten and a half hour flight away from where I live

I now live in the Düsseldorf area. SMU may be just down the road from the Dallas house, but it's far enough away from the German Rheinland that I follow nothing that goes on there. Besides, I went to college in Pennsylvania.

[magicarpet]

22. Bumbled my ass afire.... by shitting outta my mouth....

[Mysterian]

23. Maybe he'll find a match in prison

The kook's bragging on social media will not play well at his sentencing hearing.

[C Moon]

30. Think of all the idiots like him who entered the Capitol that day...

hoping there are no videos or pics of them—everyday. Maybe even hiding somewhere.

It warms my heart.

[IronLionZion]

32. Bumble is like a woman-owned women-friendly tinder

women make the first move on there to avoid creepy messages from creepy men.

So this dude was dumb for using a site full of women who don't like being harassed online.

https://bumble.com/

[bucolic_frolic]

36. A MAGAt snowflake's snowflake

brag you were there even if you weren't

[PoliticAverse]

39. ...

[Javaman]

41. he's from Carmel, NY.

not the city.

Carmel is about an hour north of the city.

just another wannabe claiming to be from the City.

lots of people who don't or haven't lived in the city like to claim they are from the city. trying to build some sort of street cred I guess?

[Vinca]

42. I don't know why, but this might be my favorite Capitol arrest story yet.

Boggles the mind how stupid these people are.

[oldsoftie]

46. Still waiting for all the Antifa arrests.....

[LuckyLib]

50. Looks like he's had his nose rearranged a few times.

Sounds like a jerk.

[BobTheSubgenius]

52. Way to read the room, Bobby.

If I were you, I'd take up poker. The higher the stakes the better.