From the Desk of Donald Trump: Major Announcement

[JoyBugaloo]

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Trumps MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

He wants the college transcripts released LOLOLOLOL

[JustAnotherGen]

1. He's fired

Seriously -

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/the-donald-fired-from-trump-tower-no-longer-manger-new-york-high-rise_n_2006368.html

[JoyBugaloo]

6. I saw this earlier

[JustAnotherGen]

9. That's really what this is about

[Firebirds01]

21. He just tweeted the link

Yeah this is his big shock and awe against the President

[tavernier]

112. So basically Trump is a slum landlord.

[jerseyjack]

2. What a jerk-off !!!

[SoFlaJet]

71. Only us Jersey guys

use that term, which quite aptly applies to this guy and this ATTEMPT at being so smart that he could fool all of us AND a genius like Barack Obama into believing that he would EVER be "satisfied" with anything . That dickhead still doesn't believe that O's birth certificate is real. He spends WAY too much time over on Fox, where people ARE stupid enough to get duped by the likes of him and Hannitty, hell they do it every day

[Plucketeer]

97. I like Jizz-Wad as a descriptor

SO - the Donald can smilingly write $5M checks to charity and WANTS TO. So what's holding him back??? OH - that's Right - holding BACK on such a check is a sort of form of blackmail. And blackmail from Donald Trump seems SO fitting.

[AAO]

103. Wha?? You tthink people in Wisconsin don't jerk-off occasionally?

But I prefer jag-off.

[SoFlaJet]

120. It's not about whether one masturbates or not

It's all about using that expression to describe a person...well, like Trump

[AAO]

132. Well, in WI we use the term to describe both.

[JustAnotherGen]

130. Don't forget

Us Jersey guys and gals - we pay a pretty penny to prop up his folly in AC.

[-Steph-]

3. Donald Trump is a joke!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

4. release passport and college applications for $5 million to Obama's charity of choice

kind of blackmail-ish, isn't it?

[lumpy]

84. Trump can take his tainted money and shove where the sun don't shine.

If I was a recipitant of any money donated by Donald Trump to any charity, I wouldn't want any part of his filthy lucre.

[Jennicut]

5. Is that it?

Mr. Comb Over needs to just go away already.

[Liberalagogo]

7. Really?

That's it? You're kidding, right?

[Kingofalldems]

8. Is this a joke?

How lame.

[OkieLib41]

10. Really?!

If this carpet-hat is so willing to give $5 mill to charity, why don't he just do it?

[Faygo Kid]

11. What a maroon.

He's just determined to be an even bigger laughingstock than he already is.

[jerseyjack]

34. Cant ya even spell right?

Didn't you read the guy's sign? It's spelled "MORAN."

[procon]

60. It's a different word.

Look it up, it's spelled correctly, and apropos, I might add.

[central scrutinizer]

69. here you go

[awoke_in_2003]

75. Maroon is funnier...

when heard in Bugs' voice.

[Faygo Kid]

115. I refer you all respectfully to post 69. It's Bugs Bunny.

Grew up with Bugs.

Wait, let me rephrase that . . .

[olddad56]

81. don't you mean macaroon, like the cookie?

[olddad56]

83. How about Obama releases this info if Robme releases his tax returns.

and Trumps $5 million. Or make it $5 billion. $5 million for trump is like $50 fro me.

[Maeve]

92. Not so much a cookie, but a crumb! eom

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. How about we just raise your taxes by $5,000,000?

You can obviously afford it.

[lunasun]

52. +5,000,000

[ginnyinWI]

13. he thinks he can buy anything he wants in this world.

"...be as transparent as all the other presidents"?????

[beac]

66. Think Mittens is happy that Captain Combover is bringing up

transparency and precedents with regards to presidential candidates??

Stupid Trump, all he's done is revive "WHERE ARE THE TAX RETURNS????"

[Liberalynn]

85. Exactly

[AAO]

105. Somehow I don't think any other president has had to go through this birther/Muslin bullshit.

[meegbear]

14. How about $5M for Romney's tax returns?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

25. +1,000,000. That's what I posted as a reply to him

[Rockholm]

27. Exactly.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

74. For that matter, how about Donnald's tax returns?

He's not worth as much as he claims. He wouldn't be working on a TV show if he was.

[thc420]

15. This is...

...his big surprise? He wants transparency? How about Rmoney's tax returns? This is so freakin' lame...

[juajen]

16. FU should be the answer to this crap. "To his satisfaction?"

Obama should respond as follows: I will counter his deal with my own. He gives this money, that he can easily afford, to help the needy that I recommend he help, and then he gets Romney to release 10 years worth of income tax returns. Then, we have transparency for transparency.

[drm604]

17. What a tool.

The check would probably bounce.

[fifthoffive]

18. I want

Romney to release his tax returns. If he does this, to my satisfaction, if they are complete, I will donate absolutely nothing to any charity of his.

Those returns should be released for the good of the electorate, not because of a bribe. Although Rmoney might do it if the price was right.

What the hell do Obama's college transcripts have to do with anything? Who the hell cares? Who are all these people who have all these important questions about the President's college records?????

[Laura PourMeADrink]

28. guess he's thinking the college apps

would have place of birth?

[reflection]

18. "I won't be philanthropic"

"unless the President kowtows to my demands."

[DinahMoeHum]

20. Every time he opens his mouth, a laugh track should follow.

n/t

[NorthCarolina]

22. His OUT of course is "complete and to my satisfaction".

What a nut job. I doubt he even has the 5 mil to begin with.

[ck4829]

23. Last grasp of birtherism "Where's the college stuff?!1"

[vduhr]

104. I hope Chris Matthews talks about this on his show.....

Actually, it would be better to hear the jokes on Jon Stewart's show. I had a feeling that this "big announcement" would be nothing but Mr. Combover's attempt to get some attention. The joke is, as usual, on Combover, because it's apparently not reported in the news because this is the first I've seen of it.

[NYC Liberal]

24. Who the hell is this guy?

Why should the president of the United States care about the "demands" of some rich real estate mogul any more than the demands of some crackhead on the street?

[crazylikafox]

26. Geesh. Extortion. How about we just make an even trade for 10 years of Romney's tax returns????

[BlueMTexpat]

78. MY first thought - well,

actually my second. My first was: EPIC FAIL!

What an empty-headed empty suit Trump is!

[Liberalagogo]

29. The fact that Trump is announcing that he's clearly INSANE

Is not a "surprise" for this month or any other.

Translation of video:
"PLAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!! I'M RELEVANT!!!! LOOK AT ME, MOMMMMMYYYYY!!!"

[andym]

30. This is truly funny. PT Barnum would be proud of this election

So many self-serving people saying whatever they please.

[jtuck004]

31. Some people's money isn't worth it. n/t

[Actionman]

32. Is the season over for his show

and the reason he's looking for attention?

[obamanut2012]

108. It's getting ready to start

[glinda]

33. WTF?

He has gone off the rails totally.

[onehandle]

35. This is a man, who's food is spit into (and worse), often. nt

[mwb970]

36. I can't believe how ugly and repulsive he looks in this.

What he is saying is ugly and repulsive as well. Maybe there's a connection.

[wordpix]

124. I could only do it with a bag over his head

[libdem4life]

37. Birther...redux. Yawn Go get a real job. Trump, Arpaio and Taitz should just go get a room already

Now, as to those tax returns???

[immoderate]

38. Note the racist dog whistles in his choice of charities.

What a bastard!

--imm

[Ineeda]

95. How 'bout the Anti-Defamation League or

some pro-Islam group, or the NAACP? - All the things you hate this president for, real or imagined. And yeah, how much are you willing to pay for some actually relevant documents, like rMoney's tax returns?

[boyedav1969]

39. How about Mitt's taxes?

So Donald Trumps BIG announcement was just repeating a call for Obama's college transcripts? I'm sure the Rommey campaign is thrilled to have the spotlight return to a conversation about information that a candidate is hiding, i.e. Mitt's tax returns.

[SCVDem]

40. Hide the Cocoa Puffs

This guy is Cuckoo!!

[LoisB]

41. Dear Donald: I will give five cents to the charity of your choice if you will go away and STFU!

[onecent]

42. BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IS THAT IT?????

Yep he is a MORAN!!!

[truthisfreedom]

43. meh.

Donald Trump has been fired.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/the-donald-fired-from-trump-tower-no-longer-manger-new-york-high-rise_n_2006368.html

[amuse bouche]

44. Hey Donald

How much will you donate if Willard releases his tax returns? You know .....something that matters

Edit to add...I have a great desire to glue those ugly poofy lips shut. They annoy to no end

[valerief]

45. So where can I find ALL the college records of ALL previous presidents?

You'd think Trump would have provided the link.

[nolabear]

46. Well that just laid there. He's more disappointing than my second ex husband.

[Kali]

94. !

[Left Brain]

99. Bwaaaaa!

[hue]

47. Trump=Complete Nutter!!

[valerief]

48. It's a shame Trump can't make a charitable donation without getting the govt involved.

[sharkman25]

49. Obama should do it just to make Trump look dumb and take his money!!!! Wouldn't that be great!!! n/t

[lunasun]

53. no=just fodder for more crap for 4 more years hope Obama puts him on ignore

4 ever

[sharkman25]

59. It won't last 1-day after Obama proves Donald a jackass! And it will also cost Donald a cool $5-mil

[obamanut2012]

111. As you are well aware

No.

[liberal N proud]

50. We havn't seen Romney's taxes but mop head here wants Obama to release all these things?

[Buzz505]

51. I want

to see Trumps birth certificate, tax returns, his school (elementary) records.

[mac56]

54. Pathetic.

[Amimnoch]

55. ROFL, this is it?? President Obama should call him on this one! THEN

require trimp to make the charitable contribution to Planned Parenthood, or the Human Rights Campaign, or any charity that stands for something that he's come out against during his weak assed campaign earlier this year.

[sharkman25]

62. Glad to see someone else is thinking the same thing I am. This is an easy $ 5-million! n/t

[heaven05]

56. yep

this is insanity. Period. I will be glad when this election season is over and all the racists can crawl back under their rocks and mumble about the white house not being white anymore. God I hope we get the plurality in congress.

[reflection]

57. I bet Free Republic is PISSED.

[Faygo Kid]

116. Mostly, no. They are trained seals over there.

They bark and beg about anything Obama, no matter how outrageous. Keeps Rush, Coulter, Hannity et al in the $$$$.

[louis-t]

58. "MEEEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!1!!!!"

"WATCH MY CRAPPPY SHOOOOOOW!!!!!"

[2pooped2pop]

61. If Mitt didn't have Obama rolling on the floor laughing,

then certainly he is now.

[stillcool]

63. Passport records?

I thought we'd been there, done that

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/22/us/politics/22passport.html?_r=0

WASHINGTON — The State Department, in an embarrassing revelation, said Friday that it was investigating several episodes in which an employee and several contract workers peered into the passport files of all three presidential contenders.

While officials said they thought the actions were garden-variety snooping by idle employees and not politically motivated, the episodes and the failure to notify the victims in a timely manner led Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to spend Friday morning calling the three presidential contenders, reaching Senator Barack Obama in Oregon, Senator John McCain in Paris and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton in New York.

Describing her conversation with Mr. Obama, Ms. Rice said, “I told him that I was sorry, and I told him that I myself would be very disturbed if I learned that somebody had looked into my passport file.”

Mr. Obama said he appreciated the apology, but he called for the passport situation “to be investigated diligently and openly.”

[Throd]

64. I want The Donald to release the blueprints of his "hair turban".

We are not a serious country.

[progressoid]

65. "Comments are disabled for this video"

[mzmolly]

67. This from the man supporting the tax return hiding Romney?

[madmom]

68. What other president has ever been asked to do this?

[OKNancy]

70. kick

please, let's keep all the Trump talk to one thread and not have it spread all over in half a dozen LBN threads.

Thanks,
Nancy ( LBN host)

[Baitball Blogger]

72. He's trying to hold their base together.

[proReality]

73. I gave that my thumbs down. n/t

[Democrats_win]

76. College Transcripts? Is Trump a REAL businessman?

What businessman would ask for college transcripts of a 50-year old? For a 50-year-old, experience trumps college transcripts.

[Sunlei]

77. no one, not one politician has ever released their college transcripts. Trump is a mental case.

Romney should get his wife to tell Trump to stop dominating poor old Mitts' press

[Megahurtz]

79. He Calls THAT an Announcement???

What an idiot.

[JohnnyRingo]

80. "When this is done to my satisfaction...."

There's your disclaimer.

Trump is covering his ass so he'll never have to write a check because he'll never be "satisfied". Even the birth certificate wasn't "to his satisfaction", and that was a legal document from the government.

Trump is a media junkie. He's using this election to promote his diminished name. That's his stock in trade.

[CBGLuthier]

82. I had to stop and start it and no matter where I pause it a buffoon appears

[iandhr]

86. Its almost like Trump is working for the President.

Because every time he opens his mouth he embarrasses himself and the GOP.

[highplainsdem]

87. Plouffe: Romney 'owns' everything Trump says

From Politico:

http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/10/plouffe-romney-owns-everything-trump-says-147073.html

DAVENPORT, Iowa — White House senior adviser David Plouffe directed all questions about Donald Trump's Wednesday "bombshell" to Mitt Romney's headquarters.

"Direct those questions to Boston because Donald Trump is Mitt Romney’s biggest supporter, so he owns everything he says," Plouffe told reporters.

-snip-

See this DU topic (now locked to consolidate topics about Trump) for earlier comments:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014277674

[msdarrla]

88. He's got tobe kidding

moth er fu@@er please

[bucolic_frolic]

89. Donald, Your Hair is Not Transparent

and you're not telling us about its provenance.

You owe the American people an explanation

Inquiring hair dressers want to know!

So they can avoid making the same mistakes!

[neeksgeek]

90. That's it? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! n/t

[rayofreason]

91. I'll happily release my transcripts....

....BTW, is the DU a charity I can choose for my $5,000,000 gift?

[rablrouzer]

93. Trump

My friend Gary says Trump's "offer" shows what comes from our tax code -- letting the rich have so much money they can try to buy elections.

[Politicub]

96. So the craven asshole has $5 million to donate to charity, but puts conditions around it? No wonder

people are getting sick of the rich.

Trump sinks to a new low. Didn't think that would be possible.

[Dubster]

98. Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)

[Redford]

100. Obama should call Trump's bluff and then tell him he has to give the money

to Rosie O'Donnell for the charity she chooses!

[Nancy Waterman]

101. Was there ever a biggger asshole?

Good grief.

[xxqqqzme]

102. I cannot watch or listen to

that comb up, over & around. Is that his BIG announcement college transcripts? Really? Dog, so Pathetic.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

106. Surprise - he lied again. Said he had something when he didn't (like the Hawaiian investigators)

Now, can the media FINALLY quit wasting time on this discredited rightwing idiot and his publicity stunts?
He makes Madonna look low-key.

[bitchkitty]

107. Fucking idiot. n/t

[johnfunk]

109. Will Small-Fingered Vulgairan Game Show Host Donald Trump Release His Divorce Records?

[lsewpershad]

110. What a donkey.

[tavernier]

113. I would sooner think that the Dem party is paying Trump to look like an ass

and at the same time keep repeating the name romney. Association, you know.

[DCBob]

114. Good grief.

idiot.

[DCBob]

117. This makes no sense.. how is this a very big bombshell??

I wonder if his Hairness decided to change plans at the last minute when he realized the Obama divorce papers were likely to backfire.

[allan01]

118. re:From the Desk of Donald Trump: Major Announcementq

really donald. is that all what you can do? and can you prove it in a court of law under burdon of proof and discovery?. i started to roll the vid and nearly threw up on myself and laughed . donald get a real job. may be pushing broom from 4pm to 3 am .

[guappo1]

119. October Surprise?????

yeah it was a surprise that the Donald has lost his friggin mind. If he still has his mind that it shows one thing and that is he is a RACIST. Either way how pathetic he has become.

[triplepoint]

121. From My Desk to donOLD tRUMP

[smirkymonkey]

122. "Trump Announces He's A Very Sad Man"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/

NEW YORK—In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. "I'm a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life," said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. "I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you." Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.

If only...The Onion strikes again!

[smirkymonkey]

125. Am I the only person who thinks this is funny?

[Ash_F]

128. Not as sharp as I have come to expect from the onion.

"Major Announcement" blech

[smirkymonkey]

133. I forget sometimes that not everyone gets the New York sense of humor.

[wordpix]

123. O should up the amount to $5 billion & BTW, this is the freaking Big Announcement? hahahahaha

[hrmjustin]

126. The man is a pig, and he is a bigot.

[JoFerret]

127. Up the ante

And say: Fine. Whatever. But you donate 99% of net worth to designated poverty relief and agree to only appear in a Muppet costume from now on. (And you go first. IF you do that then...)

[Prometheus Bound]

129. He's missing a couple of gears. I wonder if it's drugs that did it.

I bet the camera's full of spittle.

[Blandocyte]

131. I like the pink tie

softens the message. Good choice. When he goes back to his home planet he will be praised for adapting so well to Earth and her people.

[lexx21]

134. I wonder if Trump had to move his mistress off the desk first n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

135. FAIL..

and Trump, shut the fuck up!