Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs
Source: Jezebel
The Tucker Carlson-segment-to-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene-speech pipeline is well trodden, but her willingness to completely humiliate herself in service of him is always infinity times funnier than her actual punchlines, which last night also included this one: They care about a country called Ukraine whose borders are far away and most of you couldnt find it on a map. While it is probably true that neither Greene nor anyone in that room can find Ukraine on a map, thats really not the burn on Democrats that she thinks it is.
Anyway, Id like to think MTGs inadvertent plug for butt plugs and dildos at Target led to a really fun night for everyone in attendance at that gala. She finally did something useful.
Read more: https://jezebel.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-delivers-rousing-speech-about-bu-1849880180
As to the newsworthiness of this I feel that any evidence of the continuing stupidity of the far right wing needs to be put out there in as many ways possible.
But that's just me.
Cheers and love to you all.
brewens
(15,359 posts)BOSSHOG
(44,738 posts)Maga women hoarding dildos while religious leaders say its a sin to use them.
LudwigPastorius
(14,725 posts)Insurrectionist, America-hating MAGAts see that headline and think, "Hey, they left the "A" off of "Arousing".
EndlessWire
(8,103 posts)Response to Tom Yossarian Joad (Original post)
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dchill
(42,660 posts)She should demand a kickback.
IronLionZion
(51,268 posts)oh well, they say anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough
MyOwnPeace
(17,557 posts)paleotn
(22,218 posts)She does walk backwards on her hands, doesn't she?
mn9driver
(4,848 posts)sanatanadharma
(4,089 posts)so mundane as to be found at Target.
Blue Owl
(59,106 posts)Aviation Pro
(15,578 posts)Yep.
Paladin
(32,354 posts)Let her use it as a pacifier. Just as soon as possible.
Blue Owl
(59,106 posts)Beastly Boy
(13,283 posts)must bring some relief to the Ukrainians.
NullTuples
(6,017 posts)And it's not even like she's the pinnacle of prudery, given her repeated philandering and..oh, how did the headline put it just a couple months ago? Oh, that's right: "Controversial congresswoman and conspiracy queen Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hit with divorce papers because of a propensity for cheating with a tantric sex guru".
zuul
(14,704 posts)I was getting tired of Marge Three Toes.
Tom Yossarian Joad
(19,275 posts)SomedayKindaLove
(1,181 posts)Butt plugs and dildos kill millions of people every year since he compared the morality of selling them to the morality of selling Marlboros.
madinmaryland
(65,729 posts)If I did want to buy one of those items, I would find somewhere a bit more discreet.
Like online!
IronLionZion
(51,268 posts)walkingman
(10,865 posts)keithbvadu2
(40,915 posts)Is that part of the tantric sex you brag about, MTG?
Our Christian, patriot, conservative militia heroes got many dozens of dildos when they conquered and captured an unmanned Federal nature preserve in Oregon.
Septua
(2,957 posts)..that people elect her to office. Even more incredible is the fact she is tasked with some level of responsibility in deciding how the country will be governed.
Bo Zarts
(26,364 posts)Projection, again.
Mz Pip
(28,455 posts)I almost feel sorry for him having to placate this lunatic. Almost. You asked for it. You got it. Bend over Keven. Incoming butt plug.
The GQP House will be quite the clown car.
Iggo
(49,928 posts)usonian
(25,324 posts)Imodium works.
trusty elf
(7,548 posts)

3825-87867
(1,939 posts)so much shit?
"You shouldn't use one when you start spewing your hate. Take it out every so often, Marge! It may back up stuff into your brain!"
BMW2020RT
(146 posts)No butt plugs unless my supervisor is cherry picking orders for his team's old man.
Kennah
(14,578 posts)ShazzieB
(22,590 posts)Some of the comments on that Jezebel article are pretty funny.
KS Toronado
(23,727 posts)Unfortunately, it was not a joke about all of those people being assholes, which might have been a funny thing to say while accepting an award from them. It was part of a transphobic rant about grooming, or something, because trans people are definitely sneaking butt plugs onto the shelves of CVS right next to the NyQuil to trick the whole world into being gay. One look at a dildo and thats it, youre getting forced into a same sex marriage the next day, regardless of your sexual preferences.
But seriously, why is Greene suddenly going off about butt plugs? Did she go to Target to pick up toothpaste and happen to notice a butt plug on aisle five that sent her into a moral tailspin? No! She has no original thoughts. This is a thing she saw on Tucker Carlsons show earlier this week, wherein FOXs butt plug correspondent spelled out in detail the cost of a buzzy butt, tush cush, and accompanying lotion at CVSbecause the ease of buying sex toys in this country is absolutely a bigger crisis than the ease of buying an AR-15.
HERE, HAVE A FREE ONE ON ME M.T.G.

EndlessWire
(8,103 posts)And, who keeps reelecting these uncultured lowlifes to public office? I'd be so ashamed if one of my reps said stuff like this.
Her sole talent is being offensive. Honestly, the GQP has sunk to astonishingly low levels. She may think she's "kewl," but I'll bet more than one person would refuse to shake hands with her, considering...does she have kids??
JohnnyRingo
(20,870 posts)She acts like like a holy roller all the time.
IronLionZion
(51,268 posts)These people are repressed perverts. They can't stop thinking about it.
Maybe she's feeling lonely and frustrated after her divorce.
Slammer
(714 posts)when I feel I need to read the article to figure out,for sure, whether she's for or against butt plugs.
I mean, in theory she could be wanting people to use them to wean themselves off of gay sex or something.
Who the hell knows?
SWBTATTReg
(26,257 posts)Deep State Witch
(12,717 posts)I'm sure that she's trying to get the "Auditor of the Month Award".
(Reference to "Everything Everywhere All At Once"
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