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Tom Yossarian Joad

(19,275 posts)
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 06:23 PM Dec 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs

Source: Jezebel

The Tucker Carlson-segment-to-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene-speech pipeline is well trodden, but her willingness to completely humiliate herself in service of him is always infinity times funnier than her actual punchlines, which last night also included this one: “They care about a country called Ukraine whose borders are far away and most of you couldn’t find it on a map.” While it is probably true that neither Greene nor anyone in that room can find Ukraine on a map, that’s really not the burn on Democrats that she thinks it is.

Anyway, I’d like to think MTG’s inadvertent plug for butt plugs and dildos at Target led to a really fun night for everyone in attendance at that gala. She finally did something useful.

Read more: https://jezebel.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-delivers-rousing-speech-about-bu-1849880180



As to the newsworthiness of this I feel that any evidence of the continuing stupidity of the far right wing needs to be put out there in as many ways possible.

But that's just me.

Cheers and love to you all.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs (Original Post) Tom Yossarian Joad Dec 2022 OP
We better stock up. She might cause a run on butt plugs and dildos! LOL n/t brewens Dec 2022 #1
Crisis in conservativeville BOSSHOG Dec 2022 #28
"Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs" LudwigPastorius Dec 2022 #2
LOL! n/t EndlessWire Dec 2022 #32
This message was self-deleted by its author Baked Potato Dec 2022 #3
My local CVS is completely out of butt plugs! dchill Dec 2022 #4
She may have bought something else and got confused IronLionZion Dec 2022 #37
If only someone sold one for that mouth.......... MyOwnPeace Dec 2022 #5
She was thinking mouth plug and got confused. paleotn Dec 2022 #8
The comments to the linked article are hilarious mn9driver Dec 2022 #6
She is just mad to learn that her 'kink' is ... sanatanadharma Dec 2022 #7
She's the Jezebelle of the Ball... Blue Owl Dec 2022 #9
Bet she uses a squat plug too for PRs Aviation Pro Dec 2022 #10
Find a heavily used butt plug for Marge. Paladin Dec 2022 #11
No time to even rinse it off Blue Owl Dec 2022 #18
Ukraine doesn't have much to cheer about these days. But knowing that MTG can't find it on a map Beastly Boy Dec 2022 #12
She's okay with guns being sold everywhere w/o paperwork, but not sex toys... NullTuples Dec 2022 #13
Thanks for the new nickname, Butt Plug Marge! zuul Dec 2022 #14
Woot! Tom Yossarian Joad Dec 2022 #35
Maybe Tucker thinks SomedayKindaLove Dec 2022 #15
Whenever I go to Target or CVS, I've never thought about buying a dildo or butt plug... madinmaryland Dec 2022 #16
When you buy ADULT TOYS online IronLionZion Dec 2022 #38
Don't diss a buttplug until you try one...someone I know said 😎 walkingman Dec 2022 #17
Is that part of the tantric sex you brag about, MTG? keithbvadu2 Dec 2022 #19
It remains an incredible reality to me... Septua Dec 2022 #20
And why should she care? Bo Zarts Dec 2022 #21
Poor McCarthy Mz Pip Dec 2022 #22
She should get the combo. Iggo Dec 2022 #23
No need for butt plugs. usonian Dec 2022 #24
Stop the stool! trusty elf Dec 2022 #25
Maybe this explains why MTG spouts 3825-87867 Dec 2022 #26
I took seasonal work at Target filling online requests from my store inventory. BMW2020RT Dec 2022 #27
Butt Plug Marj Kennah Dec 2022 #29
Just so everybody knows... ShazzieB Dec 2022 #30
From the link KS Toronado Dec 2022 #31
What is wrong with these people?? EndlessWire Dec 2022 #33
Don't confuse a butt plug with that stick up her ass. JohnnyRingo Dec 2022 #34
Tell her where she can shove it IronLionZion Dec 2022 #36
You know it's bad Slammer Dec 2022 #39
What gutter did she crawl out of, and how in the world does she know anything about butt plugs? Ew. SWBTATTReg Dec 2022 #40
Auditor Of The Month Award Deep State Witch Dec 2022 #41

BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)
28. Crisis in conservativeville
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 10:34 PM
Dec 2022

Maga women hoarding dildos while religious leaders say it’s a sin to use them.

LudwigPastorius

(14,725 posts)
2. "Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs"
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 06:32 PM
Dec 2022

Insurrectionist, America-hating MAGAts see that headline and think, "Hey, they left the "A" off of "Arousing".

Response to Tom Yossarian Joad (Original post)

IronLionZion

(51,268 posts)
37. She may have bought something else and got confused
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 10:31 AM
Dec 2022

oh well, they say anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough

paleotn

(22,218 posts)
8. She was thinking mouth plug and got confused.
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:14 PM
Dec 2022

She does walk backwards on her hands, doesn't she?

 

Paladin

(32,354 posts)
11. Find a heavily used butt plug for Marge.
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:28 PM
Dec 2022

Let her use it as a pacifier. Just as soon as possible.

 

Beastly Boy

(13,283 posts)
12. Ukraine doesn't have much to cheer about these days. But knowing that MTG can't find it on a map
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:33 PM
Dec 2022

must bring some relief to the Ukrainians.

NullTuples

(6,017 posts)
13. She's okay with guns being sold everywhere w/o paperwork, but not sex toys...
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:34 PM
Dec 2022

And it's not even like she's the pinnacle of prudery, given her repeated philandering and..oh, how did the headline put it just a couple months ago? Oh, that's right: "Controversial congresswoman and conspiracy queen Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hit with divorce papers because of a propensity for cheating with a tantric sex guru".

SomedayKindaLove

(1,181 posts)
15. Maybe Tucker thinks
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:38 PM
Dec 2022

Butt plugs and dildos kill millions of people every year since he compared the morality of selling them to the morality of selling Marlboros.

madinmaryland

(65,729 posts)
16. Whenever I go to Target or CVS, I've never thought about buying a dildo or butt plug...
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:39 PM
Dec 2022

If I did want to buy one of those items, I would find somewhere a bit more discreet.

Like online!

keithbvadu2

(40,915 posts)
19. Is that part of the tantric sex you brag about, MTG?
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 07:51 PM
Dec 2022

Is that part of the tantric sex you brag about, MTG?

Our Christian, patriot, conservative militia heroes got many dozens of dildos when they conquered and captured an unmanned Federal nature preserve in Oregon.

Septua

(2,957 posts)
20. It remains an incredible reality to me...
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 08:41 PM
Dec 2022

..that people elect her to office. Even more incredible is the fact she is tasked with some level of responsibility in deciding how the country will be governed.

Mz Pip

(28,455 posts)
22. Poor McCarthy
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 08:46 PM
Dec 2022

I almost feel sorry for him having to placate this lunatic. Almost. You asked for it. You got it. Bend over Keven. Incoming butt plug.

The GQP House will be quite the clown car.

3825-87867

(1,939 posts)
26. Maybe this explains why MTG spouts
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 09:27 PM
Dec 2022

so much shit?


"You shouldn't use one when you start spewing your hate. Take it out every so often, Marge! It may back up stuff into your brain!"

BMW2020RT

(146 posts)
27. I took seasonal work at Target filling online requests from my store inventory.
Sun Dec 11, 2022, 10:33 PM
Dec 2022

No butt plugs unless my supervisor is cherry picking orders for his team's old man.

KS Toronado

(23,727 posts)
31. From the link
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 01:22 AM
Dec 2022

Unfortunately, it was not a joke about all of those people being assholes, which might have been a funny thing to say while accepting an award from them. It was part of a transphobic rant about grooming, or something, because trans people are definitely sneaking butt plugs onto the shelves of CVS right next to the NyQuil to trick the whole world into being gay. One look at a dildo and that’s it, you’re getting forced into a same sex marriage the next day, regardless of your sexual preferences.

But seriously, why is Greene suddenly going off about butt plugs? Did she go to Target to pick up toothpaste and happen to notice a butt plug on aisle five that sent her into a moral tailspin? No! She has no original thoughts. This is a thing she saw on Tucker Carlson’s show earlier this week, wherein FOX’s butt plug correspondent spelled out in detail the cost of a buzzy butt, tush cush, and accompanying lotion at CVS—because the ease of buying sex toys in this country is absolutely a bigger crisis than the ease of buying an AR-15.

HERE, HAVE A FREE ONE ON ME M.T.G.

EndlessWire

(8,103 posts)
33. What is wrong with these people??
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 01:50 AM
Dec 2022

And, who keeps reelecting these uncultured lowlifes to public office? I'd be so ashamed if one of my reps said stuff like this.

Her sole talent is being offensive. Honestly, the GQP has sunk to astonishingly low levels. She may think she's "kewl," but I'll bet more than one person would refuse to shake hands with her, considering...does she have kids??

JohnnyRingo

(20,870 posts)
34. Don't confuse a butt plug with that stick up her ass.
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 03:42 AM
Dec 2022

She acts like like a holy roller all the time.

IronLionZion

(51,268 posts)
36. Tell her where she can shove it
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 10:28 AM
Dec 2022

These people are repressed perverts. They can't stop thinking about it.

Maybe she's feeling lonely and frustrated after her divorce.

Slammer

(714 posts)
39. You know it's bad
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 01:44 PM
Dec 2022

when I feel I need to read the article to figure out,for sure, whether she's for or against butt plugs.

I mean, in theory she could be wanting people to use them to wean themselves off of gay sex or something.

Who the hell knows?

SWBTATTReg

(26,257 posts)
40. What gutter did she crawl out of, and how in the world does she know anything about butt plugs? Ew.
Mon Dec 12, 2022, 04:14 PM
Dec 2022

Deep State Witch

(12,717 posts)
41. Auditor Of The Month Award
Tue Dec 13, 2022, 04:33 PM
Dec 2022

I'm sure that she's trying to get the "Auditor of the Month Award". (Reference to "Everything Everywhere All At Once&quot .

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