Lauren Boebert files for divorce from husband

[flying_wahini]

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Source: Denver Post

U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert is divorcing her husband, Jayson Boebert, who has shared a portion of the congresswoman’s spotlight and controversy during her time in politics.

Boebert, of Silt, announced the impending divorce Tuesday “with a heavy weight on my heart.”

Read more: https://www.denverpost.com/2023/05/16/lauren-boebert-divorce/

[flying_wahini]

1. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Sarcasm.

[cilla4progress]

2. So Green and now

Boebert?

hmmmm.....

[AZ8theist]

22. High School drop-out says WHAT??

That "stronger on her knees" thing must be working out well in DC....

[nuxvomica]

3. Is "Silt" an actual place or just something she crawled out of?

Sadly there will be one less assault rifle in her family Christmas photo this year.

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. It's what her skull is full of

[Wicked Blue]

15. Silt is the county seat

of Sludge County

[flying_wahini]

16. Probably a family name. Lol!

Or just misspelled SLUT.

[jmowreader]

26. It is a real place

It is a "statutory town" seven miles east of Rifle, where her ptomaine palace used to be until she proved herself to be as adept at business as she is at passin' GED tests. Population is under 4000. Businesses in Silt include two hotels - it's right on I-70, so that's reasonable - three gas stations none of which are near the freeway, one pawn shop, a pot store because Colorado, and a place that installs DUI ignition interlocks.

[FarPoint]

4. I imagine.....

her level of hatred seeps into the bedroom.....unsustainable behavior ...

[SledDriver]

5. But, but, "Sanctity of Marriage"

[truthisfreedom]

7. Two of the kindest, most thoughtful...

can you imagine being married to either of these fiends?

[Lucky Luciano]

8. LO Fucking L

Maybe she and Margie can get hitched.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Matt Gaetz says, "Schwing!"

[11 Bravo]

10. That makes Boom-Boom and Sporkfort a combined 0 for 2 at matrimony.

[Irish_Dem]

23. Maybe Cawthorn was right, all those sex and drug parties in Wash DC.

Takes a toll on a marriage. At least for the women.

[lees1975]

11. I guess she really doesn't want to "nitpick" the Bible.

Faith of convenience to use for political purposes. And her supporters will ignore it.

[11 Bravo]

12. She didn't mind him waggling his dick at teenage girls in a bowling alley, but ...

NOW she has discovered "irreconcilable differences".

[keithbvadu2]

13. She, MTG, and Gaetz can continue the drug fueled orgies that Madison Cawthorn

revealed.

[Irish_Dem]

24. I just typed the same thing.

I bet we are right.

And yes I think Gaetz helped break up two marriages.

[Turbineguy]

14. Lucky him!

[C Moon]

17. Far right jackasses often unwittingly give clues to what the truth is (see tfg):

Emphasizing that she's always been faithful, I believe to be the clue.

In a couple of months...surprise!: she's dating a younger man on her staff. Which there is nothing wrong with, but she can't have it both ways: if she cheated on her husband, she can no longer be part of the moral police.

[Mister Ed]

18. Hasn't he been pulling in $600k per year as an "Energy Consultant?

Do I recall that correctly? If so, I wonder whether he'll still make that kind of dough when he no longer has any inside information or influence
with a Congressional Representative..

[Irish_Dem]

25. Bribing the spouse of high level federal officials is now standard.

[IronLionZion]

19. Did the gays ruin her marriage?

[Wonder Why]

20. Does this mean we can divorce her from the country?

[OnlinePoker]

21. Hmmm...what would Jesus say?

Matthew 19 - And I tell you this, whoever divorces his wife and marries someone else commits adultery—unless his wife has been unfaithful.

https://biblia.com/bible/nlt/matthew/19/9

I guess good Christian Boebert has some explaining to do.

[jmowreader]

27. So...you're saying Jayson is fine

[TexasBushwhacker]

28. Didn't see that one coming n/t

[MustLoveBeagles]

29. Locking

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