Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven

[BumRushDaShow]

Source: Newsweek

Published Mar 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM EDT | Updated Mar 17, 2024 at 7:13 PM EDT


Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani said on Sunday that his loyalty to former President Donald Trump will help him "in heaven."

Giuliani, who also previously served as a lawyer for Trump, is currently facing a penalty of $148 million after he was found liable in court for defaming two Georgia election workers, the mother-daughter pair Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss. In the wake of the 2020 presidential election, as the former mayor became a significant proponent of Trump's false claims of widespread voter fraud that made him lose to Joe Biden, Giuliani spread unfounded conspiracy theories that the pair had committed election fraud while counting ballots in Fulton County, Georgia.

Freeman and Moss said in the lawsuit that the claims about them, which were amplified considerably by Giuliani, resulted in them receiving a torrent of harassment and threats. Following the verdict against him, the former mayor told reporters that he did not "regret a damn thing" about the comments he made, and decried the "absurdity" of the penalty amount, which resulted in him filing for bankruptcy last year.

In a Sunday WABC radio broadcast, Giuliani said he would be disbarred for what he stated was "confidential stuff" after he was found liable for defaming Freeman and Moss. "The Bar Association is going to crucify me no matter what. I will be disbarred in New York. I will be disbarred in Washington. It will have nothing to do with anything I did wrong," he said. "And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles and not being a weakling, like all these weaklings who are afraid to represent Trump."

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[PJMcK]

1. Oh, Rudy...

It’s over, isn’t it?

Loser.

[Escurumbele]

74. Hey, it might be good news, he may be planning to depart this earth, but he will be shocked when St. Peter

kicks him out from heaven for the same reason he thinks he will be saved.

What a character Rudy is.

[PJMcK]

85. An old joke

Rudy dies and shows up at the Pearly Gates. He stands in line as the blessed souls are admitted into Heaven where they receive their angel wings and a beautiful harp.

When Rudy gets to the head of the line, St. Peter gives him a sneering look and says, "Wrong gate, buddy." St. Peter pulls a big lever, the clouds open up beneath Rudy and he plummets to the Gates of Hell where he meets Satan.

"Ah, my good man, Rudy," exclaims the Dark Lord. "Come in, come in. We've been looking forward to seeing you!"

Rudy is rushed to the front of the line where he receives his pitch fork and an out-of-tune accordion. (Are there any other kind?!)

"Enjoy eternity, Rudy," cackled Satan who then disappeared in a blast of sulfuric smoke that reminded Rudy of Trump's farts.

[emulatorloo]

2. In the words of Joe Biden, "Will you shut up man?"

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[OAITW r.2.0]

3. That is a pretty bizarre statement, even for Rudy.

Scary, if he believes this.

[PatSeg]

75. Yes, very bizarre

I think his brain is fried right about now. The guy gets weirder and weirder all the time.

[erronis]

79. Perfect match for the addle-pated smelly former guy.

[PatSeg]

88. Oh absolutely

They are a perfect pair - a stinky version of Abbot and Costello or Laurel and Hardy. Well, except they are disgusting and not the least bit funny.

[multigraincracker]

4. Yes Rudy, there will be

Pie in the Sky when you Die.

Perhaps. 🤔

[oasis]

41. And ginger mints

[NanaCat]

52. And unicorns barfing rainbows

nt

[smb]

43. Rudy Is In For A Rude Awakening...

...from some infernal imp poking him in the heinie with a red-hot pitchfork.

[agingdem]

53. Rudy is assuming

that some priest, living a solitary prayerful existence in an underground Siberian cave, will grant Rudy absolution for his eight decades of sin ...and he's assuming if there is a celestial being, he/she does not have access to the internet or a spiritual connection to Ruby Freeman and Shea Moss

[Mopar151]

55. If the Imp dresses hot n 'slutty

And she's really young, Rudy might be down for that....

But it's HELL!!!! And Rudy is her gut-churning horror.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

70. And 72 cousins

[AllaN01Bear]

5. snork.

[Deuxcents]

6. Yeah...the First National Bank of Heaven will have your rewards 😜

[rubbersole]

7. Going for an insanity defense, Rudy?

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. Rudi needs to watch a bit of That Mitchell and Webb Look

[LiberalFighter]

9. Basing his afterlife in heaven on supporting a criminal instead of Jesus or god?

[republianmushroom]

10. Statement coming from a very religious man.

Good luck with your heaven, Rudy, believe some people call it hell.

[marble falls]

11. I think Rudy's final destination will be with TFG, shoveling coal,

[RussBLib]

12. Hahahahahaha

Apologies to all the believers out there.

If there is such a place (and I don't believe there is) Trump ain't gonna be there.

[Ocelot II]

27. Trump won't be there and neither will Rudy.

But at least they'll be together...

[FakeNoose]

35. Exactly right ...

I came here to post the same, but you beat me to it - with illustrations no less.
They will be together, and hopefully soon.

[Pachamama]

46. Correct Image of where being buddies with the Rapist/Fraudster/Racist/Traitor will get you to front

Dante’s Inferno

[GoodRaisin]

49. Is that Rush laying under the cement block in the lower right hand corner?

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

71. I sure hope so!

[NanaCat]

54. Nah

We're all going to the same place, the same place we came from before we were born:



Welcome to the void.

[rampartc]

82. "ashes to ashes. dust to dust."

but if there is an afterlife, perhaps satan could assign me to torment these so called "conservative" azzwholes

[brush]

13. You'd think Rudy would've gotten way past trump idolatry by now...

after all the trouble it's caused him.

It looks like like Rudy is just another poor, maga chump.

[Blue Owl]

14. In Heaven, Everything is Fine....

?si=FgIpz96WnyqbhUes

[keithbvadu2]

15. But Rudy, your own party feels that you, as a drag queen, are a groomer and not going to heaven.

???

[samplegirl]

16. Somebody please tell

Rudy he's going straight to hell!

[Roy Rolling]

17. Cultist

“The Bar Association is going to crucify me no matter what…...And I consider that…will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles and not being a weakling, like all these weaklings who are afraid to represent Trump."

No Jesus verbiage at all.

Yeah, Rudy’s a real victim to be rewarded in heaven for his unwavering faith in Trump.

[viva la]

25. "Not being a weakling who refuse to represent Trump because he doesn't pay his bills....

I was so craven and self-immolating, I let Trump bankrupt me and I still lick his boots for it!"

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

72. 'Thou shall have no other gods before me" isn't gonna work out like he thinks.

But...the writer of genesis just admitted there are other gods is my thought on that

[Jim__]

18. Exactly what loyalty to Trump will get you. Help in heaven. Count on it!

[SupportSanity]

19. Heaven?! Giuliani better check his compass. It's obiously upside down.

[patphil]

20. Rudy, supporting a Satan ain't gonna get ya into Heaven.

If you want to stand with Trump, you'll have to set your sights a little lower.

[Midnight Writer]

21. I'm sure Heaven will give Rudy's faith in Trump the consideration it deserves. PTL!

[Permanut]

22. Sometimes we think they will "get it".

Wrong.

[sakabatou]

23. I thought one of the commandments was "You shall not put any other gods before me."

[dalton99a]

24. Giuliani is a charter member of the Trump Circle

[elleng]

26. Anyone gonna tell him there ain't no heaven?

[Ocelot II]

29. Doesn't matter; if there is one he won't be going there.

[jls4561]

28. As my aunt used to say:

“God don’t love ugly.”

[Irish_Dem]

30. Rudy, you and Trump are going directly to Hell.

For eternity.

[Bluejeans]

31. I just want to vomit...

Guiliani's whining is enough to make me want to vomit:

" "And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles "

Please, Rudy, stop with the nonsense. Your constant statements on the 2020 election were in conflict with the Ninth Commandment, "Thou shall not lie."

[Ray Bruns]

62. I missed that part of the New Testament. Can you show me where it says that?

[AverageOldGuy]

32. " I will be disbarred in New York. I will be disbarred in Washington. "

Let's hope so. You earned it.

[Solly Mack]

33. LMAO

[rurallib]

69. I concur- boy that OP really caught me off guard

almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[Solly Mack]

80. Giuliani says some truly nutty things...

But to frame your death in terms of loyalty to Trump scoring you points in heaven was not on my Bingo card.

Trump, Aqua-Net, and Ketchup - the MAGA Holy Trinity.

[Orrex]

34. If it helps him get there sooner, then I'm all for it.

[FakeNoose]

36. Oh Rudy, bless your heart!

[relayerbob]

37. Um, well, the place he's going starts with a "H"

So, he got that part right.

[niyad]

40. Well, the first two letters of both are "he", so it is easy to see how

ghouliani could mix them up.

[democrank]

38. Rudy is up the creek, no paddles in sight

but still singing the praises of his lying, unAmerican cult leader.

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

73. That's all he's got left

Like the Nazis in the Fuehrerbunker in March, 1945

[HandmaidsTaleUntold]

39. Putin Tell Him To Say That???

What a tool. Now they are totally sounding like the Taliban or other Middle Eastern terrorists. You arent getting any virgins in Heaven Rudy so stand down and take a lap.

[LudwigPastorius]

42. He really is quite insane.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

44. Disbarred for your "principles". Right-o, Rudy. nt

[truthisfreedom]

45. His objective is clear, but he's not learning from experience.

He wants to believe that displaying further fealty to his king will somehow help him financially. He’s not accounting for his master’s imminent financial ruin.

[Hikerchick57]

47. Looney Rudy

[Mysterian]

81. Fruity Rooty

[C Moon]

48. Drink the Flavor-Aid he offers you, too.

[Paladin]

50. Beyond pathetic. (nt)

[Mike Nelson]

51. Oh dear...

... is Rudy is trying to say good night?

[Raven]

60. That's exactly what I thought. n/t

[Eugene]

56. Rudy is trying to position himself as a MAGA martyr.

Expect a renewed effort to fleece the MAGA flock in the near future.

[mercuryblues]

57. I think he should test that theory

[samnsara]

58. not the heaven he is expecting..

[tanyev]

64. Yeah, worst heaven ever.

[The Wizard]

59. Sounds like Rudy

is working on an insanity defense.

[Vinca]

61. I've never heard of a "heavenly" prison, but whatever Rudy. Enjoy.

[Bucky]

63. So he's even getting the bargaining stage of the grieving process wrong

What a sad little clown

[mgardener]

65. I'd like to be there

When Guiliani is making his case.

IDK, but the Bible has some things to say about cheating, adultery and bearing false witness.

[Raven]

66. Why isn't his family doing something about this guy? It is

pretty clear to me that, on top of alcohol abuse and dementia, this man is having a nervous breakdown in slow motion for all to see. Where is his family? His talk about heaven would make me very nervous that he might hurt himself.

[BumRushDaShow]

67. They are part of it (at least his son)

His son Andrew is managing a lot of his stuff. E.g., - https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/23/giulianis-son-turns-to-trump-for-help-with-fathers-legal-bills.html

Ghoul had his 3rd divorce right before the 2020 election.

[bluestarone]

68. I actually have no problem with this.

THE SOONER THE BETTER!!

[JohnSJ]

76. more like hell you demented pervert

[dchill]

77. It won't even help him in a Starbucks.

[Sibelius Fan]

78. And Santa Claus will still bring Rudy toys on Xmas while other lawyers

are getting lumps of coal.

[CTyankee]

83. My first big laugh of the day! Thanks!

[BumRushDaShow]

84. Hopefully this is your 2nd --

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143210914

[CTyankee]

87. THAT elicited a cackle...absolutely precious....

[iluvtennis]

86. With this, I now dub Giuliani TSF #2. What craziness and still claiming he's done nothing wrong after

being found guilty

[intrepidity]

89. Headline inaccurate

"And I consider that something that will help me in heaven for sticking to my principles and not being a weakling, like all these weaklings who are afraid to represent Trump."

He did *not* say what the headline says.

A rant against MSM, not defending Rudy, to be clear.

[BaronChocula]

90. I'm assuming Heaven is a

"gentleman's club" near the Newark airport?

[wolfie001]

91. Wat!!!!

Only a sick f&ck would utter such nonsense.

[Oopsie Daisy]

92. That can't come soon enough. Just remember to pay Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss before checking-out!