America runs on Rudy: Bankrupt mayor launches bizarre coffee venture as he's crippled by $148m debt

[BumRushDaShow]

Source: UK Independent

26 minutes ago


After being New York mayor, Trump lawyer, and criminal defendant, Rudy Giuliani is now trying his hand at coffee salesman as he grapples with bankruptcy and debt of $148m.

As proceedings in his bankruptcy case rumbled on this week, Mr Giuliani launched “Rudy.Coffee”, offering three styles of coffee beans. The first 100 bags are signed by the former mayor, the products’ website claims, and will begin shipping in June.

The three variations come with tag lines such as “fighting for justice” with an image of Mr Giuliani from his time as US Attorney for the Southern District of New York; “enjoying life,” with an image of a flip-flop-wearing Mr Guiliani sitting on a beach; and “America’s mayor,” with an image of a smiling Mr Giuliani holding a cup.

While former president Donald Trump has chosen to sell sneakers and bibles to cover his legal fees, his former lawyer is flogging three coffee types: “bold,” “morning,” and decaf. The bags weigh two pounds each and can be purchased for $29.99.

Read more: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rudy-giuliani-coffee-brand-bankrupt-b2545796.html

[Midnight Writer]

1. Rudy knows coffee. He drinks so much it leaks out of his head.

[Gore1FL]

3. In a similar vain,

I was thinking the logo should be his profile, with a dark drip running down his face and into a steaming cup! I wish I had art skills.

[Marthe48]

2. Can Arizona track him down?

They don't want to serve coffee, they want to serve a subpeona!

[ZonkerHarris]

4. I'm trying to remember but somebody else just launched a coffee brand

It makes me think you can do these private label coffee brands real easy now

[keithbvadu2]

7. Pillow Guy sold coffee. Maybe still selling it?

[ZonkerHarris]

24. that was probably it

[jmowreader]

21. You sure can

https://www.dripshipper.io/?utm_campaign=20486281879&utm_source=g&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=&utm_term=coffee%20dropshipping&ad_id=670785023677&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwjLGyBhCYARIsAPqTz18NIVOy3oeBS6qXjc-30rq3QCD07sWGOShS4kV00MjWkrIA_P14bUEaArV5EALw_wcB

[ArkansasDemocrat1]

5. Would YOU drink coffee sold by America's Fugitive? n/t

[SWBTATTReg]

6. and people will trust Rudi w/ telling them what coffee to drink, etc.? Yeah, right. The guy has ripped off just about

everything he's touched. I wouldn't trust Rudi, as he would substitute fake coffee or such into the 'real' coffee, to save a buck or two.

[Traurigkeit]

8. $29.99 + shipping for 2lbs. American.

Ripoff at $2.99

[COL Mustard]

9. I'd be afraid he ran them through his digestive system

Like civet coffee that’s supposed to be very exotic. No thanks.

[Emrys]

10. Does it work as a hair dye?

Just asking for ... well, Rudy Giuliani.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. It probably is hair dye.

[mpcamb]

11. This is a ploy to hide his money rather than pay his debts.

Rudy's stalling in hopes of a pardon.
He's got it stashed in Europe and the Caribbean and anywhere you can avoid a bank trail.
This operation is guaranteed to lose scads of money, further confusing the issue of what he'll pay.

Jail him. Sort it out. He can live in a homeless encampment after he pays up and then off to jail.

[FakeNoose]

15. His dough was all hidden in offshore accounts

... now he's decided to spend it immediately to make sure he never can pay those fines and back taxes.

[Warren_Pointe]

13. He's holding out on a fourth variety.

He's already made a commercial for it.

[area51]

14. Here's the only coffee that Rudy should sell:

[jmowreader]

20. Be nice.

Chock full o'Nuts is a very respectable brand. Rudy is...not.

[The Wizard]

16. Insanity defense

[Old Crank]

17. So he is selling poisonous decaf?

That fits because he has helped poison America.

[C_U_L8R]

18. I already got a nice hot cup of Joe

No one needs this magat swampwater made from Roody's hair drippings.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. I thought Rudy only drank Scotch

Maybe his coffee is spiked.

[Kennah]

22. He should call it 9/11 Coffee

[Captain Zero]

23. MACA. Make America Caffeinated AGAIN.

tah dah