Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say

[demmiblue]

Source: CNN

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.

Noem has been conscious at the hospital and has spoken with her security detail, one of the sources said.

CNN has reached out to the Department of Homeland Security for comment.

This story is breaking and will be updated.

Read more: https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital

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EDIT:

She inhaled trace amounts of empathy and her body went into anaphylactic shock.

— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) 2025-06-17T21:46:25.947Z

[julmur]

1. Who

cares? Botox overdose?

[Attilatheblond]

3. More likely failure to be in the headlines for several consecutive days

[IcyPeas]

2. What a shame

[Skittles]

4. is she cosplaying as a nurse?

[Chellee]

18. My theory

is that she had an "allergic reaction" to more vodka than she could handle.

[Ponietz]

56. Vodka and Valium probably

[BidenRocks]

59. Just bullshit!

Gaaahhh! She's on tv! Mute! Mute! Aaahhh.

[SharonAnn]

38. No, she's cosplaying as a trauma victim.

[Traildogbob]

5. Hope Kennedy

Is her Doctor.

[Easterncedar]

6. Ear nicked?

[Jilly_in_VA]

7. Sorry, but

I don't care, do U?

[ailsagirl]

48. Maybe she'll take a leave of absence... like forever

She CAN'T have been dismissed-- we know that.

[iemanja]

8. tots and pears.

[bronxiteforever]

9. Someone must have exposed her to empathy and kindness.

That is fatal for her type

[Captain Zero]

78. She had an 'unscheduled disassembly'?

Maybe her buttocks Implants fell out.

[regnaD kciN]

10. She's developed an allergy to her fillers...?

[pnwmom]

26. Or to her Botox? nt

[usonian]

11. So, it happened. There IS a Dog.

[dgauss]

53. Don't underestimate the righteousness of Dogs.

[Tarzanrock]

12. I'm reasonably certain that the dead dog she shot and killed cares ...

more about her than I do.

[Tarzanrock]

13. One more dead Republican Nazi which no one will ever cry over.

[FirstLight]

14. Im as concerned as she is about your rights...

Thoughts and prayers 🙄

[Buddyzbuddy]

15. Heh, heh, heh!

So much to work with and yet, I'll leave it here.

[dem4decades]

16. Did one of her lips blow out and it affected her speech?

[DBoon]

17. Allergic reaction?

Did she encounter truth?

[littlemissmartypants]

19. Praying for her...

To never be seen again.

Sound familiar?

[Demobrat]

20. Well that's disappointing.

I was hoping it was something serious.

[soldierant]

66. Allergic reactions can be serious -

anaphylactic shock can be fatal.

I'm fortunate to be a delayed reactor. (and also unfortunate that my primary reaction is weight gain. So I do treat my allergies seriously.)

[twodogsbarking]

21. Can't be a heart problem.

[FailureToCommunicate]

55. ...

[meow2u3]

61. You can't have a heart problem if you have no heart

It might be a sludge pump malfunction. I heard they squeak like the tanks in the ego parade.

[Efilroft Sul]

22. Did her husband touch her?

[mac56]

23. Dog gone

[ananda]

24. Did she accidentally touch a Democrat and go into shock?

Just opining.

[BlueKota]

25. Did she forget to stand down wind from

tsf's noxious fumes?

[Aristus]

27. May be about time to take her around behind the barn and put her down.

Just one of them hard decisions ya gots to make when yer livin' on the farm...

[erronis]

28. Overdosed on botox injections? Was allergic to naugahyde? Her tiny consicous brain rebelled?

It's not a pretty sight when someones lips swell up to 200x from botox. Can no longer find the real person within.

[SouthBayDem]

29. Chances are, the people tasked with helping her recover

are immigrants.

[tikka]

30. She tried to cosplay a tank for TSF's perade.

Her hair extensions got caught in the threads (as TSF called them).

[dchill]

31. Symptoms? Were here lips swollen?

[dchill]

32. Dupe.

[h2ebits]

33. Maybe she shot herself in the foot while playing with her firearms

[sorcrow]

34. Gee, I hope it's nothing minor.

[LW1977]

35. Maybe she tried to think too hard

And it hurt her brain

[rustysgurl]

36. I can see her using this ...

.... as an exit strategy. Any excuse to leave the sh*tshow.

[Evolve Dammit]

37. "...inhaled trace amounts of empathy." OMG that is priceless

[CapnSteve]

39. With 'Mar A Lago' face, how can you tell?

…if she had an allergic reaction? She is already all puffed up!

Fuck her.

[BattleRow]

46. Merde de Loco face

[JoseBalow]

40. Oh

[bluestarone]

41. Best news of the day.

[Delphinus]

42. Too many drugs?

Where's Dr. Ronny? He still dispensing at will?

[William769]

43. I hope it's not serious.

[MLAA]

44. Her body finally had a reaction to all bile coming out of her mouth.

[rubbersole]

45. Did anybody check her neck for two puncture marks?

She might have encountered Stephen Miller in a basement somewhere.

[tanyev]

51. Maybe there's a reason the White House ladies wear those big silver cross necklaces....

[BattleRow]

67. Could be allergic to silver...as in silver bullets,for example.

[Deep State Witch]

47. Came Into Skin-to-Skin Contact

With a brown person.

[purr-rat beauty]

49. Lemme guess...

... her nose fell off

[The Grand Illuminist]

50. Someone spiked her food?

If so, then the spiker is a true hero and patriot.

[ShazzieB]

52. Putting on a little show of being a victim to make people forget about...

...how disgracefully her security treated Sen Padilla at her presser?

Ot just butthurt and needing a shot of novocaine back there?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

54. "Corey, it's very bad. I ran out of costumes." - Kristi Noem

Link to tweet

[Skittles]

57. *SNORT*

[Bayard]

58. Karma is truly a bitch

And I use that term in its definition as a female dog.

[Hassler]

60. All these people do is lie. I wonder when the

Truth will leak? My guess, drug use. The Plastic Garden Noem IS in charge of homeland security, she knows where all the good supplies are located, and has access.

[BattleRow]

68. Grisly Gnome

[in2herbs]

62. My guess is it's not allergies, it's anxiety. nt

[Sancho]

63. A pack of dogs attacked!!

[maxrandb]

64. I am experiencing Susan Collins level concern

[NowsTheTime]

69. Don't worry, it will pass quickly!

[Lokee11]

65. Please let it be far more serious than is reported -

✊FDT!

[Jack Valentino]

70. May she Rest In Peace

[Hassin Bin Sober]

71. Go to the light, Kristi!

[LudwigPastorius]

72. She must have accidentally read part of this:

[Aussie105]

73. It is really sad when . . .

a young person shows so much potential, intelligence and willingness to do a job well and progress up the ladder but is cut down by unforeseen circumstances beyond their control.

Then again, this is dog killer Noem, so no great loss if she exits stage left never to return.

[DFW]

74. I ran her symptoms by a doctor friend

Botoxed lips
A face that resembles crude plastic surgery
Hair that resembles fake extensions
Verbal slips that resemble constant lying and unfeeling cruelty
A tendency to kill animals upon a whim

He said he’d be surprised if the diagnosis was anything other than acute Republicanitis, and that hospitalization was the correct treatment.

[AStern]

75. It's to delay having to answer for her actions in Los Angeles

n/t

[Buddyzbuddy]

76. STD? Abortion? Stick removal????

Something painful and incurable? Broken trigger finger? Dog bite? Food poisoning from bad taco????
Hoof in mouth?

[Ilsa]

77. New kidneys? nt ;-)

[IronLionZion]

79. She found out US Senators can't be deported, so it broke her brain

[Hugin]

80. Coincidentally, just as Senator Padilla was making comments about her violent illegal malfeasance on the Senate floor.

Could these people be any more f**king obvious.

[johnnyfins]

81. It can't be drugs

Impossible for ghouls to OD.

[GoneOffShore]

82. Dislocated her neck doing a hair flip, plus her human suit was giving her trouble.

[Oopsie Daisy]

83. Gosh... I sure hope it's nothing insignificant.

[Callie1979]

84. Well it certainly isnt an allergic reaction to plastic. nt

[2naSalit]

85. Heh...

ICE Barbie, drama queen.

[2naSalit]

86. She found out that she's...

Blasted through the entire ICE budget and she can't have any more $$ for her vanity trips to cosplay with our $$.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

87. Is she allergic to Botox?

Link to tweet

[mwb970]

88. I want to hear that trump was taken to the hospital.

Any day now, we shall be released.

[rpannier]

89. Satan needs to complete the task

I'll gladly be the fill in Reaper.
I do so love that robe and scythe.

[wolfie001]

90. I hope she "dyes" ..............

..............

[LetMyPeopleVote]

91. Allergic reaction to the truth

Someone repeated an actual fact in her presence