Rep. Lauren Boebert wants Matt Gaetz to lead special counsel investigation into Epstein files

[groundloop]

Source: The Independent

Rep. Lauren Boebert wants failed Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz to lead a special counsel investigation into the Epstein files.

The Colorado Republican suggested the former congressman was an appropriate figure to deliver the “truth” surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s death, including his “client list,” which MAGA has been up and arms about after the Department of Justice and FBI said they found no credible evidence it exists.

Epstein died by suicide in his prison cell on August 10, 2019, and has long been the subject of conspiracy theories that he kept a secret list of famous and powerful people to whom he trafficked underage girls for sex.

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“There has to be a special investigation into this if we aren’t going to be provided information,” Boebert said Tuesday on The Benny Show. “I want answers and maybe that takes that special counsel to do so. Maybe Matt Gaetz can lead the special counsel.”

Read more: https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/lauren-boebert-matt-gaetz-epstein-files-b2790074.html

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. "It takes a thief to catch a thief." NT

[brush]

2. Birds of a feather, guess...beng fellow child molesters.

[sop]

3. Boebert beat Borowitz to the punch.

[CloudWatcher]

4. Omg not the Onion?

Maybe they can meet at a Beetlejuice performance to review the files and decide which ones deserve extra attention.

[Midnight Writer]

5. Satire is dead. It can't match reality.

[Shellback Squid]

6. I thought the Onion too, she is such an embarrassment to CO

[Rhiannon12866]

16. She was elected in my cousin's district. My cousin is thinking of moving.

[Torchlight]

7. Wile E. Coyote launches investigation into Keystone Cops

[PatSeg]

8. Whoa, I thought that was The Onion!

[FakeNoose]

9. Oh puh - leez! And she's not getting a date with him either

She's way too old for his tastes. Is Gaetz single yet?

[Behind the Aegis]

10. "Fox asked to investigate missing chickens and eggs."

As someone said above, irony is yet another victim of the far-right!

[BaronChocula]

11. Wait, she has a point!

Gaetz's jealousy for not being on the list may inspire him to get even with those who are.

[Marcuse]

13. Plus Bondi took Gaetz's job. He could implicate her.

[lastlib]

12. The blind leading the stupid......

"...For it's a land unknown to Man, where fantasy is fact....." What did their parents smoke in the 70s to damage their brains this way? - - - - -

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. Well, let's see...

Is there anything we can do to make Trump look more guilty?

Hmmm. David Koresh is dead, who else do we have?

[milestogo]

15. Yes, he does have expertise in the pedo zone.