Alina Habba leaving behind angry staff and portraits of herself on the walls as job ends

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Source: Raw Story

July 20, 2025 1:13PM ET


Former Donald Trump attorney Alina Habba is all but certain to be headed for the door next week leaving behind portraits of herself on the walls and disgruntled staffers after her brief stint as a U.S. attorney comes to an end.

According to a report from the New York Times, her appointment as the U.S. attorney for the District of New Jersey on an interim basis began in "chaos" and is now drawing to a close, with employees looking forward to her departure while also considering leaving too. Habba's appointment as a the U.S. attorney was derailed by both of New Jersey's Democratic Senators Cory Booker and Andy Kim, limiting her to a 120-day term in office.

According to the Times, "Her tenure has also shattered morale inside the U.S. attorney’s office and left many prosecutors looking for a way out, according to 16 close observers of the office," adding that she has infuriated career prosecutors by interjecting herself into their cases and keeping them out of the loop.

Case in point, the Times' Jonah E. Bromwich and Tracey Tully wrote Habba "granted a rare private meeting" with attorneys for Eliyahu Weinstein who was facing a 24-year sentence for investment fraud without inviting the attorneys handling the case. The report notes, "The episode left members of her staff infuriated."

Read more: https://www.rawstory.com/habba-us-attorney/

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The NYT published their article at 3:00 am EDT this morning.

[Hekate]

1. Ms Hamana-hamana just needs to go back to being a parking lot lawyer

[tanyev]

2. Three framed portraits of herself up in a four month term.

Gracious, that might have escalated to wallpapering the entire office with her visage if she’d gotten approved.

[Tarzanrock]

3. She will always have that "fall back" career as a "hostess" at ...

Mar-a-go-fuck-you or at some other Turd golf club.

[Escape]

4. When...

does her book come out?

[Cheezoholic]

5. Who would buy it lmao n/t

[Red Mountain]

6. People wanting to give her a bonus

mass buys that never get distributed. That's the traditional repuke method.

These days, I guess they'd probably just send her crypto.

Maybe buy a bunch of books to make it hit the bestsellers list just for prestige purposes......or to get whatever message she/they want to put out there, out.

[Polybius]

9. She'd have more luck with Onlyfans

[area51]

10. Since Habba Dabba Do gushed like a schoolgirl in an interview with Andrew Tate,

she may be applying to be one of his "girls".

[2naSalit]

13. She has to find someone...

Who can write it for her without puking all the way through it. She's not smart enough to write a book, then again, she may be too boring for a book any longer than a few pages anyway.

[COL Mustard]

7. Maybe she can go back to parking lot law?

Seems like the only thing she's good at (at least that we know of).

[AllyCat]

8. She can go back to her parking ramps.

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Phuck her.

[pacalo]

11. Thank you, Cory Booker and Andy Kim!

[NBachers]

12. The moral of this story, as always, is "Vote for Democrats." This is a Public Service Announcement.

[yardwork]

14. Sounds like she's taking bribes from clients.

[progressoid]

15. "granted a rare private meeting" with attorneys for Eliyahu Weinstein who was facing a 24-year sentence for investment

Yeah, nothing shading about that.