Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition: Spokesperson

[melm00se]

Source: ABC News

Rudy Giuliani is hospitalized in critical condition, his spokesman said on Sunday.

The spokesman, Ted Goodman, said in a statement the 81-year-old former New York City mayor is critical but stable.

The statement does not say what happened.

Read more: https://abcnews.com/Politics/rudy-giuliani-hospitalized-critical-condition-spokesperson/story?id=132622123

[bluestarone]

1. More GAMES? Hell, never know with this bunch

That's a FACT!!

[BumRushDaShow]

2. Just about to hit post

[pfitz59]

3. The last video I saw him do

he was frail and confused.

[Escape]

37. ALL of the videos I've seen him do..

he was frail and confused.

[Traildogbob]

4. Everything trump touches.

[magicarpet]

7. .... turns to a steaming clump of warm dog shit that gets on everyone's shoe soles.

[Traildogbob]

13. Hate when that happens.

But in a strange way, I might would enjoy scraping some of his clowns off my shoe soles.

[Permanut]

52. Now that's a Shakespeare level observation.

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[cstanleytech]

20. If that was true Trump would be childless instead of just being childish.

[UpInArms]

5. Will a pardon help him?

eom

[Irish_Dem]

26. Where he is going there are no pardons. :(

[Bluetus]

49. What of a waste of the best of opportunities

I don't know what happens to people who throw their lives and their reputations away the way he did. I guess he hit the bottle pretty hard.

He had a choice to be respected or to be ridiculed. Too late to change any of that now. We all make choices in life. We have to live and die with them.

I don't want to be remembered as the Trump lawyer who gave a press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping, with shoe polish running down the side of my face. I hope my mind never goes away such that I do that to myself.

[Irish_Dem]

59. He went to the dark side and humiliated himself as well.

I know, why are people so proud of being pure evil?

His drinking may have been part of it, but only a small part.

[magicarpet]

6. Does he have any outstanding tort cases pending that have not yet reached the final settlement stage ?

Such a slimy worm and poisonous viper snake this guy is/was.

[SheltieLover]

9. Exactly my question!

[VMA131Marine]

39. Well, Rudy still owes a ton of money in the case he lost

to the election workers in Georgia.

Someone his age you have to figure this was a heart attack or a stroke. Although pneumonia is also a possibility.

[magicarpet]

43. I'm thinking,....

... acute alcohol poisoning.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Did he fall off a barstool?

[Irish_Dem]

27. Probably cirrhosis of the liver.

[NewHendoLib]

10. No thoughts and I don't do prayers.

[fujiyamasan]

12. What about tater tots and pears?

Not a big fan of pears, but how do you like them apples?

How about more tots though bro?

[NewHendoLib]

14. He deserves neither tots or pears

Torts? Bears?

[twodogsbarking]

61. Dots and squares then.

[SarcasticSatyr]

11. Acute hair dye toxicity?

Tots and pears . . . . .

[kimbutgar]

15. I saw a video of him last week and he didn't look or sound good !

I guess his sins are catching up to him finally !

[erronis]

16. I'd check his grave in a couple of weeks to make sure he's still rotting there.

Can't trust those ghouls.

[niyad]

17. May he receive everything he deserves.

[bmichaelh]

18. Line in Sopranos, has not dated well

There is a line from Sopranos that has not dated well.

At a luncheon, the speaker says: "If they say, 'John Gotti,' you tell them, 'Rudolph Giuliani'"

Trying to tie your legacy to Trump is never a good thing.

I do no think he ever forgave Biden for describing him as: "Noun, verb, and 9/11"

[magicarpet]

19. What is with all this tots stuff here ?

Was the Rudy the Ghoul one of thems damn PEDOS too ?

Oops,.. Forgot this,... ,....

[BidenRocks]

21. Rudy was stumbling through his podcast

bashing Jimmy Kimmel.
Bye Rudy. Your sell by date was 9-11-2001

[Drum]

22. Omg!

I made the most delicious chicken cutlets for dinner tonight! Thin & juicy, with a nice herby crunchy coating.

[niyad]

38. What sides? Dessert?

[mcar]

23. Hmm. What did y'all have for dinner?

[spinbaby]

24. I reheated leftover lasagna

And I got some gardening done today.

[mcar]

28. Nice

We had leftovers too. Spent a nice day outside - prolly one of the last opportunities here in central Florida.

[hamsterjill]

25. Giuliani ruined his own legacy and it's all on him.

My how the mighty doth fall, right? I remember when he commanded so much respect during the aftermath of 9/11. Attended all the funerals of the first responders, etc.

Then sold his soul to the crazy orange ass. I hope it was worth it, Rudy.

[BidenRocks]

29. Overexposure and believing the hype!

Right to the end.

[niyad]

40. No, he sold his soul long before that. I despised him for his treatment of

his second wife before 9/11, and the bs he pulled along with bernie kerick after. He may have been a decent prosecutor, but sucks as a person.

[electric_blue68]

70. And I remember him egging the police on when they were protesting Mayor Dinkins.

[niyad]

74. YES!!!

[orleans]

30. oh no!

[Botany]

31. Isn't Rudy the Dirt Bag who pumped up the ..

January. 6th crowd prior to their attack on
the U.S. Capitol in an attempted coup?

F Him

[magicarpet]

44. Here-zzzzzzzzzzzzz Rudy,... The (justice) "Trial by Combat" patriot,... Who lead the trDUMP JUNTA and Coup de' etat,...

...and then enticed the J/6ers to ransack and decimate the US Capitol building and beat the shit out of Capitol Police.

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[COL Mustard]

32. As the old saying goes, I never wish death on anyone.

But there are some obituaries I'll read with great enthusiasm..

[NH Ethylene]

66. I like that and live by it.

With one notable exception. And Rudy doesn't make the cut.

[Talitha]

33. Gee, that's a shame.

[Blue Owl]

34. Amazing his liver has held up this long

[AverageOldGuy]

35. Rudy in critical condition?? I'll be praying for him.

Psalm 109
. . .
6 Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
13 Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
14 Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
15 Let them be before the Lord continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
16 Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
17 As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
. . .
. . . and for Donald Trump, too.

Amen

[niyad]

41. May it be so!

[infullview]

36. I think he'll be taking the hellavator - down to the basement floor.

[VMA131Marine]

42. Pneumonia, untreated UTI, heart attack, stroke, fall injuries ...

I’m guessing one of those is the most likely reason he’s in the hospital.

[Maru Kitteh]

71. Adding GI bleed to your list of possibilities.

[area51]

45. C'mon, Rudy.

Confession is good for the soul.

[hotdamn00]

46. This is the first time he's been considered stable in years.

N/T

[rubbersole]

47. Funny!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

48. Is Trump going to treat him like he did Roy Cohn?

When Cohn was dying of AIDS Trump acted like he didn't know him.

[no_hypocrisy]

55. Reportedly, one of Cohn's last statements was, "Donald Trump

pisses ice water."

Yup.

[Parallax El]

50. Oh no.

[orleans]

51. now is the time for him to spill the beans on trump and anything "special" he knows about him

with the hope that god will forgive rudy patootie


secret message to giuliani:

save your soul, rudolph

confessions to a priest don't cut it when it comes to trump crimes

[mwb970]

53. No, no, not him! The OTHER guy!!

[raccoon]

54. I was thinking along the same lines.

[wolfie001]

56. Zero sympathy

Only, "Go to hell you lying bastard!"

[Simeon Salus]

57. Giuliani time?

[Ray Bruns]

58. So what's the bad news?

[Botany]

63. The bad news is he might pass quickly and without suffering.

A stroke that stops a lot of his abilities to move but leaves his brain functioning might be nice.

[Ray Bruns]

64. LOL 😂

[Javaman]

60. huh, how about that. nt

[twodogsbarking]

62. He's fine. Just wait and see.

[Drum]

65. This brings to mind the cartoon of the Grim Reaper with the claw machine...

[ancianita]

67. melmOOse? Giuliani did this to New Yorkers after 9/11...

In February 2007, the International Association of Fire Fighters issued a letter asserting that Giuliani rushed to conclude the recovery effort once gold and silver had been recovered from World Trade Center vaults and thereby prevented the remains of many victims from being recovered. The letter stated "Mayor Giuliani's actions meant that fire fighters and citizens who perished would either remain buried at Ground Zero forever, with no closure for families, or be removed like garbage and deposited at the Fresh Kills Landfill, before adding: "Hundreds remained entombed in Ground Zero when Giuliani gave up on them."[161] Lawyers for the International Association of Fire Fighters seek to interview Giuliani under oath as part of a federal legal action alleging that New York City negligently dumped body parts and other human remains in the Fresh Kills Landfill.[

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani

They still despise him for this. So much that disco-funk bands like !!! even mocked him... this ol' tune reminds me of those days.

(lyrics)
Well the way I see it, it doesn't really matter
'Cause it don't make no sense to all those mad Manhatters
But I do believe that there must come a moment
When even the piggiest pig must get on up and move it

I got this friend named Neil, swears Nixon had a soul
But what I'd like to know is can Giuli' do the stroll?

(instrumental break)

People always ask me, "What's so fucking great about dancing, dancing?"
How the fuck should I know?
Yeah, even I can barely understand it, understand it
But the music takes over
The music takes control

Well, here's a message to you Rudy and to you sir, Mr. Bloomberg and the rest of you ties-too-tight dudes
Y'all could learn a lesson, losing inhibitions, yeah
Losing yourself in the music, losing yourself in the moment

Because we have nothing more than this very second
You can't count on the one coming after, no one's sure about the one before
So forget about it, we live here and now dude
Here and now, here and now, here and now
So get on down down down down down down down down down down down down down down

doodoodootdootdoodoo
doodoodootdodootdoodoo...

New York City is where the freaks come to be free
And if I can't get my freak on, see
I'ma hang up Giuliani
He can sic his lackeys on me
But you can't stop a new age dawning
Yeah

So if you got hips, shake 'em
And if you got fears, forsake 'em
Giuliani's got his rules but we ain't no fools
Let's break 'em
Yeah, yeah

So if you got hips, shake 'em
And if you got fears, forsake 'em
Giuliani's got his rules but we don't give a shit
Let's break 'em

Let's, let's, let's break 'em
Let's break 'em down
And on the way
We'll make 'em say, make 'em say

Everybody cut
Everybody cut
Everybody cut, footloose

Now everybody cut
And shake that butt
And on the way
We'll make 'em say, make 'em say ...

doodoodootdootdoodoo
doodoodootdodootdoodoo...

[City Lights]

68. Oh well. nt

[LeftInTX]

69. Pneumonia. Was intubated, but is no longer intubated. AKA improving...

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/trump/2026/05/04/donald-trump-ally-rudy-giuliani-intubated-at-good-samaritan-hospital-in-west-palm-beach-source-says/89927868007/

[twodogsbarking]

72. He checked himself in to Four Seasons Medical Hospital. They provide excellent care for all of your shrubs.

[FakeNoose]

73. The NYT reports that he has pneumonia, but he's breathing on his own today

Apparently he was on a ventilator yesterday.