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Galraedia

(5,020 posts)
Thu May 23, 2013, 03:28 PM May 2013

Gohmert IRS speech veers into rant about owls mating ‘like crazy’ on Kmart signs

Source: Raw Story

During a Thursday House floor speech about the Internal Revenue Service’s (IRS) practice of scrutinizing conservative groups, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) connected the so-called scandal to the idea that owls could mate on Kmart signs.

As he was going through a list of tea party groups that were targeted by the IRS, Gohmert noted that some “left-wing drone organization” — like Raw Story — had published his assertion last week that the agency would have “shot the Boston Tea Party participants.”

“I was tickled last week, some left-wing drone organization — drone basically being unnamed, they’re not using the brains, they’re just doing as they’re directed — came after me for for saying here on the floor, gee, the IRS might have shot the original Tea Party participants.”

“Well, obviously that’s hyperbole, but I’ve found in Washington, if you use sarcasm, you speak metaphorically, allegorically, use hyperbole, that it’s often lost here,” he lamented.

Read more: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/23/gohmert-irs-speech-veers-into-rant-about-owls-mating-like-crazy-on-kmart-signs/

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Gohmert IRS speech veers into rant about owls mating ‘like crazy’ on Kmart signs (Original Post) Galraedia May 2013 OP
My life's goal has been Chipper Chat May 2013 #1
I'm sure it would be a hoot. riqster May 2013 #2
BWWAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Chipper Chat May 2013 #7
breath test these loonies before they're allowed to waste more of Americas time and speak Sunlei May 2013 #3
I'll second that and raise that to include some IQ testing. Marie Marie May 2013 #28
It smells like Rome cilla4progress May 2013 #4
Lead, that's what did them in. And incurable dumbassery like Gohmert. freshwest May 2013 #12
Your problem PatSeg May 2013 #5
I'm sure he pronounced it louis-t May 2013 #16
It sounded like PatSeg May 2013 #18
Louie gets another aspersion cast upon his asparagus... pacalo May 2013 #6
Yeah! Exactly! Deep13 May 2013 #11
Yeah.. Plucketeer May 2013 #8
No - wait - you just don't cilla4progress May 2013 #14
Hoping intensely here Plucketeer May 2013 #26
Man, he makes Michele Bachmann seem like a Rhodes scholar. marmar May 2013 #9
Glad someone is telling it like it is about those goddamned owls! Deep13 May 2013 #10
Cryin' shame Plucketeer May 2013 #27
Baker Act, anyone? shenmue May 2013 #13
Every time I hear his name I think of this dog... jtuck004 May 2013 #15
Teh stoopid VA_Jill May 2013 #17
So say we all! PatSeg May 2013 #19
The people in his district RoccoR5955 May 2013 #20
Surely there's a doctor willing to certify this man is unfit to serve. tanyev May 2013 #21
This begs the question: On what kind of sign did Gohmert's parents mate? eom Purrfessor May 2013 #22
Gohmert makes the case for turning Texas Blue Loup Garou May 2013 #23
Congressman Links Popular Gun Safety Measure To Bestiality Loup Garou May 2013 #24
A bigger idiot has never walked the halls of Congress... immoderate May 2013 #25
you can not reason with or cure someone who chooses to be willfully stupid. Javaman May 2013 #29

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)
3. breath test these loonies before they're allowed to waste more of Americas time and speak
Thu May 23, 2013, 03:38 PM
May 2013

in house drug test may be in order aswell, public results.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
12. Lead, that's what did them in. And incurable dumbassery like Gohmert.
Thu May 23, 2013, 04:05 PM
May 2013
The man has too much time on his hands or else he's being paid to spew bullshit by the word, likely both. Hey, Louie!







PatSeg

(47,239 posts)
18. It sounded like
Thu May 23, 2013, 04:38 PM
May 2013

he was reading out of a thesaurus. Probably trying to counteract the impression that he's dumber than asparagus.

 

Plucketeer

(12,882 posts)
8. Yeah..
Thu May 23, 2013, 03:51 PM
May 2013

Louie is still charter member material for the Dunce-of-the-month Club. Damned few are more qualified to set the standard!

 

RoccoR5955

(12,471 posts)
20. The people in his district
Thu May 23, 2013, 05:12 PM
May 2013

Have got to be dumber than he is. Why the heck do they keep electing this moron?

Loup Garou

(99 posts)
24. Congressman Links Popular Gun Safety Measure To Bestiality
Thu May 23, 2013, 05:42 PM
May 2013



Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) often offers creative explanations for his positions — for example, he opposes protecting LGBT people from employment discrimination because such protections are part of a “war on religion.” During a conference call interview today with noted homophobe Rick Scarborough about his new organization, Tea Party Unity, Gohmert explained that he opposes gun control legislation because it has the same kind of slippery slope as same-sex marriage:

In fact, I had this discussion with some wonderful, caring Democrats earlier this week on the issue of, well, they said “surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine, couldn’t you? How would that be problematic?”

And I pointed out, well, once you make it ten, then why would you draw the line at ten? What’s wrong with nine? Or eleven? And the problem is once you draw that limit ; it’s kind of like marriage when you say it’s not a man and a woman any more, then why not have three men and one woman, or four women and one man, or why not somebody has a love for an animal?

There is no clear place to draw the line once you eliminate the traditional marriage and it’s the same once you start putting limits on what guns can be used, then it’s just really easy to have laws that make them all illegal.


http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2013/04/02/1813291/louie-gohmert-if-we-limit-gun-magazine-rounds-same-sex-marriage-will-lead-to-bestiality/
 

immoderate

(20,885 posts)
25. A bigger idiot has never walked the halls of Congress...
Thu May 23, 2013, 05:58 PM
May 2013

I know, I have been saying since Nixon that no Republican can be worse.

But...

--imm

Javaman

(62,497 posts)
29. you can not reason with or cure someone who chooses to be willfully stupid.
Fri May 24, 2013, 09:29 AM
May 2013

gohmert reminds me of a guy I once knew in college. No matter what a teacher would say (with supported facts), this guy would question everything in the most bizarre and crazy way.

Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and asked the guy to pay my tuition.

He gave me a blank look.

I said, since you come into this classroom every day and dominate the conversations with your crazy observations and comments, I'm not learning a damn thing, so I want a refund of my tuition from you.

At this point a couple of other people spoke up.

of course, now he thinks I'm the crazy one.

I apologized to the prof for interrupting.

The prof, said, "this is a open class, you have as much right to state your opinion as he does" then winked at me.

I turned back to the student and asked, "Well, are you going to pay me?"

He turned beet red, grabbed his stuff and walked out of the class.

We never saw him again.

The moral to the story is this, if you publicly confront these people with their brand of instantly turned on it's head and directed right back at them, they usually, not always, shut up.

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