Damn! They found me in the middle of the Manistee National Forest again!
Of course, I live here.
If the NSA is wasting their time tracking me, I would hate to be the dude doing that. He probably would take a six shooter and blow his brains out rather than go to work for another day observing my utterly mundane life.
But I get your point. We don't need the NSA doing this. But I'd nevertheless love to think that there's this one dude at NSA headquarters monitoring my utterly humdrum life. There are coyotes here --and undoubtedly raccoons -- with more nefarious lives.
Those fucking raccoons! And don't get me started about the skunk I ran over on the way home the other night. Pee-Ewww!
Nope. Not too worried. Have at it, Hoss! Just can't wait for people to realize just how much wasted resources you expend.
Then, you're toast!