Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years
Leading writers, scholars, and publishers gathered this week at Fordham University for a literary conference and panel discussion on God, the widely praised but reclusive deity who has not published a book since His landmark debut 2,000 years ago.
Hailed by critics as one of the most important authors in recent millennia, the eccentric divinity is said to have long ago retreated from the public eye, eschewing a life of celebrity for one of solitude and quiet. To this day, experts confirmed, His artistic reputation rests exclusively upon His bestselling and highly acclaimed first work, the Bible.
“God has granted no interviews, made no public appearances, and kept entirely to Himself for what seems like ages, and yet it’s fair to say that no other author has been quite so influential,” said noted critic and conference attendee James Wood, observing that while the fiercely private immortal being has only one book to His credit, He remains among the world’s most respected and quoted writers. “For many readers, God’s writing had a transformative impact on their lives, and countless people list His book among their favorite titles. But for reasons that we can only speculate about, God has chosen to stay out of the limelight and let His words speak for themselves. Perhaps it is God’s retreat into His own world that allowed Him to render His vision so vividly on the page.”
“It’s also possible that, with the first book, He simply said everything He had to say,” Wood continued. “Though one would think a writer of such impressive knowledge and power would never lack for inspiration.”
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Yes, even though I am going through some tough circumstances I do have faith (and a sense of humor to go with it). 
...which She choose to write under a pseudonym to avoid sabotaging the revenue stream from The Bible. As I heard it, God wanted to write as Kyrie Eleison, but Her agent dissuaded Her because of the obvious connections to the earlier work. Eventually they settled on assigning authorship to EL James, as a subtle reference to that best selling King James release of God's blockbuster. However, an undetected transcription error resulted in naming E.L. James as the author of the new work and the publishers decided to go with it rather than discard the 10 million copy original printing.
Fortunately, the decision to change the author photo on the inside cover page subtly, from this:
to this:
was not fumbled. And the goal of broadening the appeal to a wider demographic was successful and resulted in accolades from heretofore silent factions of the Christian following...that is, of course, the Christian Grey following.
The release strategy worked well as the response to the new book and its two sequels was impressive:
The series of Grey, Greyer, and Greyest has sold over 100 million copies worldwide and been translated into 52 languages, and set the record as the fastest-selling paperback of all time. Critical reception of the book, however, has been mixed, with the quality of its prose generally seen as poor, although significantly better than the hodge-podge moralistic style of God's earlier work.
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