Santorum opposes abortion even in cases of alien abduction

[morningfog]

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Santorum would make his daughter keep this alien baby but he's not too sure about letting it sit on his lap

HARRISBURG, PA - GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum further dug a hole for himself this week after telling reporters that he opposes terminating a pregnancy even if an alien impregnated a woman.

Asked what he would say if his own daughter approached him with a story of alien abduction, copulation, and impregnation, Santorum didn't waver from his position.

"I would tell her that we still love you and that you'd have to make the best of a bad situation. She would have to simply accept this horribly created baby."

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i103970

[fascisthunter]

1. if Jesus were alive today, Santorum would have him executed

everything Jesus supposedly taught is antithetical to what Santorum espouses.

He's just another prime example of the religious extremism that is destroying this country.

[hue]

2. Indeed Jesus' best friend--the one He "appeared" to first after His "resurrection" was Mary

Magdalen--a supposedly former call girl (putting it politely). I never saw mention in the New Testament any reference that Jesus was concerned with any issues of sexuality.