Crackpot Utopia: The Year in Republican Crazy, Part 4

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Crackpot Utopia: A dream world as envisioned by republicans; a manifestation or expression of the deranged, warped alternate universe inhabited by republicans, at least in their minds. See also: Bachmannism, Boehneresque.

1. A celebration of Michele Bachmann:
Pray away the crazy?

Ms. Bachmann has checked out -- of Congress. But we'll always have her words:

John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have too.

Of course the John Wayne that was from Waterloo was serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who molested and killed boys before he buried them in the crawl space under his house.

There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.

That pearl of wisdom from Bachmann came as she spoke at a republican leadership conference. Can't you just see them nodding their heads in agreement?

And who could forget Bachmann calling Planned Parenthood the "Lenscrafters of big abortion."

Here's Bachmann channeling Republican idol Joe McCarthy:

I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of people in Congress and find out if they are pro-America or anti-America.

- See more at: http://downwithtyranny.blogspot.com/2014/12/crackpot-utopia-year-in-republican_22.html

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