They’ll Need a Bigger Clown Car

[DemocratsForProgress]

Grumpy and Ms. Mouse: They’ll Need a Bigger Clown Car

Grumpy: Well Mouse, like it or not, here we are only days into 2015 and the 2016 presidential election is already underway with Teapublican wannabes already busily making fools of themselves. Iowa has seen the clown car come and go already and the Koch network of secret donors has already been busy auditioning and grooming their favorites in Palm Springs, California. Palm Springs? Nothing says outreach to the unwashed masses like confabs in Palm Springs, I guess. But I digress.

Ordinarily these early (dare I say infantile) days of the four-year election cycle leave me absolutely grumpy, but this year I am actually giddy. I feel like a kid watching in awe as the circus parades into town. Of course no circus parade would be complete without a packed-to-the-roof clown car, and this year’s clown car is absolutely overstuffed. Some of the names are familiar, even infamous, while others send one running to the Google machine.

Comedians must be absolutely over the moon at the prospects ahead. The list of wannabes and potential wannabes is staggeringly large. Just look at the list of current and former governors who are currently thought to be lusting for top job in the US of A: Bush, Walker, Christie, Ehrlich, Gilmore, Palin, Kasich, Jindal, Huckabee, Pataki, Pence, Romney, Perry, Daniels, Scott, Snyder and Martinez. That’s 17 already packing the clown car even before we get to the likes of Herman (Pizza Godfather) Cain or John (The Stache) Bolton and Carly Fiorina, who have never been elected to any public office.

That brings us to a nice round number of 20 stuffed into that car. Surely that is enough, right? Wrong! The list goes on with the likes of Carson, Graham, Bachmann, Corker, Cruz, King, Paul, Trump, Rubio and Santorum...

More at: http://www.democratsforprogress.com/2015/01/31/theyll-need-a-bigger-clown-car-3/

[Newest Reality]

1. Of course,

we might benefit from an appropriate illustration.

WARNING: This is a spoiler and could affect your view of clown cars from here on in--it cannot be undone. Do not view this picture under the influence of a systemic paradigm that is inherently violent and collapsible:

[DemocratsForProgress]

2. That's great!

[SmittynMo]

3. -1

Rmoney is gone. He hates packed cars.

I really look forward the the fun times ahead.

McCain could be next. I think it's time for a bus.