The Walt Whitman of Wasilla

[malthaussen]

Raising satire to a new level. Warning: do not read while drinking unless you want to buy a new keyboard.

https://newrepublic.com/article/128074/sarah-palin-walt-whitman-wasilla?utm_medium=social&utm_source=nfrb&utm_campaign=20160120

-- Mal

[Jim__]

1. From the article - a Palin poem

I Sing the Body Apoplectic

We all have a part in this, we all have a responsibility.
Looking around at all of you, you hard-working Iowa families.
You farm families! And teachers! And teamsters! And cops, and cooks!
You rockin’ rollers! And holy rollers!
All of you who work so hard,
You full-time moms!
You, with the hands that rock the cradle!
You all make the world go round,
and now,

Our cause is one!

[malthaussen]

2. Brings a tear to my eye, it does.

No, wait, sorry, that was just dust.

-- Mal

[Dr. Xavier]

3. Deep...

like angels dancing on the head of a pin, deep, know what I'm sayin'....

[seamonkey58]

4. I see her

as the Jackson Pollock of public speaking.

[awoke_in_2003]

5. Welcome to DU...

please don't insult Pollock