Trump Names Sarah Palin Ambassador to Nambia

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump on Friday capped a busy week of diplomatic activity by naming the former Alaska governor Sarah Palin the United States Ambassador to Nambia.

By naming Palin to this diplomatic post, the United States has become the first nation in the world to formally recognize Nambia’s existence.

In a joint appearance with Trump at the White House, Palin acknowledged that she “didn’t know a lot about Nambia” but said that she was looking forward to receiving a comprehensive briefing on the nation’s history, culture, and customs from the Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos. “Then it’s Nambia, here I come!” Palin exclaimed.

In a sign that Palin’s appointment was a popular move, a new poll shows that an overwhelming majority of Americans support her permanent relocation to Nambia.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-names-sarah-palin-ambassador-to-nambia

[longship]

1. Gotta love that guy... Andy Borowitz!

R&

[bearssoapbox]

2. I could see Trumplethinskin doing this.

Appoint grifter "half-term-half-wit Failin Palin " to a fake country by a fake president.

All he would need is fake news fox to tell him that Nambia is real.

[BobTheSubgenius]

3. "Nambia? Is that near the Conga?"

"I look forward to a lot of dancing!"

[Gothmog]

4. I love great satire

[Gothmog]

5. Here is how Trump convinced her to take this job

[StevieM]

6. We must all unite to refudiate this nomination. (eom)

[Nitram]

7. This would have been great news. We'd have Palin out of our hair for a few years.

Although I suspect she would have quit after a few days.

[BHDem53]

8. She can see Nambia from her house.