Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell "Subpoena"

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word “subpoena,” a White House source confirmed.

According to the source, Trump spent more than an hour angrily trying to spell the legal term before giving up in disgust. “I’ve never seen him so enraged,” the source said. “He hates the word ‘subpoena’ more than the E.P.A. hates the words ‘climate’ and ‘change.’ ”

Having been flummoxed in the past while trying to spell such words as “heel” and “tap,” Trump now believes that the word “subpoena” is “out to get him,” the source said.

Speaking to reporters later in the morning, Trump called the word “subpoena” “disgraceful” and said that it had treated him “very unfairly,” but stopped short of threatening to fire it from the dictionary.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-deletes-nine-tweets-while-attempting-to-spell-subpoena

[SunSeeker]

1. LOL

[Maven]

2. OMG. The sad thing is, I did not realize this was satire

Until I clicked the link.

[Blue Owl]

3. What a genius.

[Blue Owl]

4. One of the attempts was "subpenis"

[underpants]

5. His phone kept autocorrecting to it

You beat me to it

[ThoughtCriminal]

6. Animaniacs

Judge: Have you subpoenaed the witness?
Yakko: Have I what?
Judge: Subpoenaed! Subpoenaed! Have you subpoenaed the witness?!
Yakko: I most certainly have not! You should be ashamed of yourself for even suggesting it!

[marble falls]

7. Nine times? There's only eight letters in the word! Perfect word for a guy who has to sound it out.

[Nitram]

8. A very stable genius.

In the Bizarro World, maybe.

[raven mad]

9. Goddess, I LOVE Borowitz! n/t