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CCExile

(468 posts)
Tue Apr 14, 2020, 09:52 AM Apr 2020

New name for the Chief Executive - the ABIC

Pronounced "ay-bic", for Ass Biter In Chief.

Governors ask for help. ABIC denies, says "do it yourselves". Governors try to do it, ABIC steals their stuff. Health crisis continues. ABIC blames same governors (bites them in the ass).

Other governors do nothing. Pandemic catches up with them. Outrage ensues, ABIC THEN BITES THEM IN THE ASS!

Rinse, lather, repeat...

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