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Zorro

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Wed May 2, 2012, 10:47 PM May 2012

Romney Pays Surprise Visit to his Money in the Caymans

No Timetable for Withdrawal, Says Presumptive Nominee

In an uncharacteristically emotional scene for the presumptive GOP nominee, Mitt Romney today paid a surprise visit to his money in the Cayman Islands.

Speaking in a bank vault surrounded by stacks of cash, Mr. Romney praised his money for “the brave work you have done in the never-ending fight for freedom from Federal income tax.”

“Thanks to your hard work, losers around the world are envious of me,” he added. ”For that I salute you.”

More at: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/05/02/romney-pays-surprise-visit-to-his-money-in-the-caymans/

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Romney Pays Surprise Visit to his Money in the Caymans (Original Post) Zorro May 2012 OP
Well done! Love Borowitz!! nt gateley May 2012 #1
Fucking brilliant BeyondGeography May 2012 #2
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