Melania Announces Halloween at the White House; October 23, 2020

[mahatmakanejeeves]

The story is showing up in LBN and at Joe.My.God., so I might as well post the link here.

https://www.joemygod.com/2020/10/melania-announces-spooky-halloween-event-at-wh/

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First Lady Melania Trump Announces Halloween at the White House

Issued on: October 23, 2020

On Sunday, October 25, 2020, the White House grounds will open to ghosts, fairies, superheroes, tiny goblins and other costumed trick-or-treaters as celebrations commence for the Trump Administration’s fourth annual Halloween festivities at the White House. Gates will open to frontline workers, military families and schoolchildren, accompanied by their parents, from 3:30 PM to 7:30 PM.

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[soothsayer]

1. Herd immunity for all! McTurtle is in costume early with his zombie hands

Parents, infect your children!

It’s a trick, not a treat!

[SergeStorms]

2. ..."the White House grounds will open to ghosts, fairies, superheroes, tiny goblins"....

So Senate republicans are coming over, huh? Big deal.

[Blue Owl]

3. Now she's gotta go put up those fucking Halloween decorations

[Ohiogal]

4. That was my first thought!

You beat me to it!

Will she be coughing on all the kids too?

[chriscan64]

5. What kind of parents take their kids to a covid hotspot?

34 infections and counting, come on down!

[Vogon_Glory]

6. And the Halloween costume that would scare Republicans out of their socks?

Will we see someone portraying the ghost of Eugene V. Debs, since Republicans are in a tizzy about “socialism” this year?

Well, we can hope.

[marmar]

7. She's going as an Ice Queen.

[PlanetBev]

8. More likely the Bride of Dracula

She has the look and the accent to go with it.